Top products from r/mildlypenis
We found 16 product mentions on r/mildlypenis. We ranked the 25 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Qt Dog 3-Piece The Package Bully Stick And Scrotum Dog Treat
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Premium Quality And All NaturalThree Piece Chew Package Contains Bull Stick And ScrotumNo Odor And Dogs Absolutely Love ThemHigh In Protein And Low Fat
2. Polyhedral Dice Double Colors Table Game Dice for Dungeons and Dragons MTG RPG DND with Gold Pattern Pouches 42 Pieces
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
7 sets, 42pieces, D20,D12,2xD10(00-90 and 0-9),1xD8,D6,D4.Mixed Colors,Double ColorsSix velvet bags, New Style with Gold Pattern, Bag size: 7cmx9cmacrylic material, Environmental protectionCheap and high quality. 100% Satisfied.
3. Egoodbest Heart Shaped Cycling Night Warning Tail light For Road Bike MTB
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
It can make your night riding more safetyWaterproof: Anti-water splashMade of silicone,tough and resilientHeart design,fashion and nice,can use for bike light or room decorationEasy to use,just need to touch the light when you use it
4. ADB Inc Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor Ok
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor OkQuantity approx 10 seeds / packPackage: Professional PackGermination rate: HighZone 1-11
5. Booms Fishing Alarm Bell for Night Fishing with Bright Vision and Worry-Saving
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Birght for night fishingSensitive bells enough for fish bitesSolid product at a great priceClip-on for rod20 pieces per unit
6. Jade Leaf Matcha Green Tea Powder - Organic, Authentic Japanese Origin - Culinary Grade - Premium 2nd Harvest [1oz]
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
100% USDA Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder - Pure Shade-Grown Green Tea Leaves - All Natural, Nothing Added (naturally gluten free and vegan)Authentic Japanese Origin - sourced directly from organic farms in Uji and Kagoshima, Japan, allowing us to provide much better quality at better pricingCreate ...
7. iHeartRaves Rainbow Tie Dye Zip-Up One Piece Bodysuit (Medium)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Branch away from the typical bodysuit dive into a silky-soft, lustrous, Tie Dye Velvet Zip-Up Bodysuit.CUTE AND FLATTERING: This one-piece leotard features a sultry front zipper and a comfortable, flattering fit.SILKY-SOFT COMFORT: This super soft jumpsuit hug you in all the right places while givin...
8. Paragon Crafts Multipurpose Rotary Cutter with 45 mm Blade Makes Fabric Cutting and Scrapbooking Easy. Comfortable Ergonomic Handle for Right and Left Handed Professionals and Hobbyists. Now Available with 3 Year Warranty.
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
HOLIDAY MEGASALE - WAS 18.85 - ERGONOMIC DESIGN that sits well in your hand, regardless if you're right or left handed, so you can make cuts without stressing out your hands, joints, and fingers.SHARP 45mm blade that cuts fabric, cardboard, fleece, vinyl, denim, leather, thick foam boards, paper wit...
10. Imagekind Wall Art Print entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Matt Owen | 16 x 24
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Archival-quality UV-resistant inks.Material: Poster PaperShape: VerticalSubjects: Entertainment, Film, N/AStyle: Graphic/Design
13. GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
WELCOME A SMOOTH, FLAWLESS HAIR-FREE SKIN: Wanting to have a smooth, flawless, hair-free skin, but too busy to go to the salon? With GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit, you can have a professional waxing at the comfort of your home! This kit provides all you need for an ultimate full-body ...
14. World's Largest Gummy Worm 3 Pound Blue Raspberry
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
We’ve taken the average gummy worm and made it 125 times bigger and better with the World’s Largest Gummy WormThe World’s Largest Gummy Worm! is 26” x 1 ½” and approximately 2.5 poundsGiant gummy worm is hand-made in the USAWorlds largest gummy worm makes a great gift for gummy candy love...
16. Charades Bunting Costume - Little Elephant-0-6 months
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Baby elephant costume bunting and character headpieceGray with satin pink on bib and inside the giant ears on headpieceDesigned to fit babies 20 to 25 inchCombine with Charades' Baby, child, and adult animal costumes for a jungle full of funFrom inspiration, through design and construction, Charades...
18. Jelly Eager Beaver, Flesh
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Rotates & VibratesMulti-SpeedReal FeelPhthalates Free^Multispeed^Rotating
19. Tetra HT Submersible Aquarium Heater With Electronic Thermostat, 50-Watt
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
All Tetra HT heaters have indicator lights to let you know when the heater is on. It will be red when heating and green when the proper temperature has been reached.The HT10 uses a built in electronic theromstat to automatically maintain water at 78° F which is ideal for most tropical fish. No adj...
20. Body Back Buddy Trigger Point Back Massager, Full Body Muscle Pain Relief, Handheld Massage Stick, Massage Cane, Instructions Included (Blue Marbled)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Designed to be the only massage tool you need to achieve fast, simple relief for your whole bodyMade in the USA. The original 2 hook design from 1995 reaches every trigger point from head to toe11 knobs in 3 shapes soothe painful muscle knots in your back, neck, & shoulders, and speed recoveryStreng...
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Tips for next time (if there is one):
The reason why he still has hairs (and probably hurt like a maniac), is because it wasn't done correctly and just broke off the hairs instead of ripping them out. Tell him to use gentle soaps for a while, and some coconut oil or scentless, light moisturizer to heal. Don't wear tight clothes, and don't touch it!! He's going to be super prone to zits/ingrown hairs for the next 12 hours now.
Cats Know Best by Colin Eisler The illustrator is Lesley Ann Ivory who did several cat books. It looks like her art in he mug.
Haha yes here you go
iHeartRaves Rainbow Tie Dye Zip-Up One Piece Bodysuit (Medium) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NI6ZXVY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RaBPBbYM1B04C
Looks more like a heater.
Edit: yup. it’s a heater.
Jelly Eager Beaver, Flesh https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D1WTRM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Fn4IDbKX1Z1D1
For those interested in buying this delightful novelty, it can be found on Amazon for the low price of $23.
https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm-Rasberry/dp/B0064A5C6C/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=F4TF1R6C6S84ECVN68R8
Wall Art Print entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Matt Owen | 16 x 24 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3H9JGK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_c0QbAb6C8J3MB
Here's a link to the amazon page I found it on. It contains many more pictures of the device in use.
Found it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P27TOQ/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_i_hW4JDbN9JCCTT
I really wish I had $20 to waste on getting the bonnet for myself.
Yes
Link?
Edit: found it https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G5FK1HH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_qMxLBb45YDSNR
At our store, we also sell a bull stick with two... well.... I'll let you see why it's called "The Package."
Proof that this is unintentionally phallic: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018QXT864/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_kJ0NAbKENECTE
Amazon.com product page.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PFDH0IC/?th=1