Top products from r/muacirclejerk
We found 22 product mentions on r/muacirclejerk. We ranked the 58 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Loftus Lips Dick
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Bachelorette party gag giftReal lipstickSexy colorsPecker-shaped lipstick keeps them coming back for moreYou get one assorted color
2. Tangle Therapy Relax for Hand and Mind Wellness (color may vary)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
FOCUS, EXPRESSION, RELEASE: One of the easiest ways to calm an anxiety attack is to find something to occupy your hands. The Tangle Therapy Relax is a perfect solution. It features a hard interior with rubberized, textured outside, perfect for handling and occupying your mind. The twisting and turni...
3. Cat Ears Headbands, Teenitor Elastic Women's Lovely Etti Hair Band, Wash Face Spa Headband-Washable Facial Band Makeup Wrap Headbands Christmas Gift Fits All Head Sizes, 5pcs
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Material: The material is ridiculously soft and comfortable which doesn't make the back of your ears sore or damage your hair.Non-slip: our Hair Band works perfectly when you doing your face masks, cleaning your face, take a bath, putting on your makeup, or just anything else of the sortsMulti-funct...
4. Innovation Cooling Diamond 7 Carat Thermal Compound - 1.5 Grams
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
SUPERIOR THERMAL PERFORMANCE- Engineered and made by 3M corporation to meet OEM specifications for the best combination of maximum performance and durability and is packaged by Innovation Cooling for retail saleSUPERIOR RELIABILITY- Used in mission critical applications for the military defense sect...
5. KIWI White Shoe Polish and Shine | Leather Shoe Cleaner for Dress Shoes and Boots | Carnauba Wax | 1 1/8 Oz
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
1-1/8 Oz.Protects and nourishes leatherProduces a long-lasting, glossy shineLong lasting color that helps rejuvenate leatherRub into the leather, then wait a bit & buff with soft cloth/towel or a shoe brush
7. Dove Men +Care Clean Shower Tool
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Works with body wash for extra scrubbing power you cant get from just using hands.
8. Paper Mate Liquid Paper Fast Dry Correction Fluid, 22 mL, 1 Count
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Fast-drying correction fluid with smooth premium coverageFoam wedge applicator for fast correctionsCovers ballpoint, gel, rollerball and most marker inksFormulated to resist crackingBlends with most white paperPaper Mate participates in Box Tops for Education! Since packaging may vary, to redeem a B...
9. Zebra MILD LINER, Double Sided Highlighter Noble Color, 5 Set (WKT7-5C-NC)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
●Double ended featuring bullet and chisel tip and does not bleed through●WKT7-5C-NC 5 colors set: mild red, mild green, mild dark blue, mild violet, mild grey●Ideal for hand lettering and creative applications●Mild water resistant ink is translucent and excellent for layering●Acid Free, Ar...
10. Super Value Family Makeup Kit
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
12 Color makeup palette, 5 colored makeup pencils, tooth black out, fake blood, glitter gel makeup, fake skin and applicatorsGreat for Halloween, party time, play time or any timeEverything in the kit washes off with warm water and soapAlso great for a stage makeup starter kit
11. Bobbi Brown Makeup Manual: For Everyone from Beginner to Pro
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
12. Bobbi Brown Teenage Beauty: Everything You Need to Look Pretty, Natural, Sexy and Awesome
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
13. PURAX Pure Pads Antiperspirant Adhesive Underarm Pads, 30 Piece
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Self-adhesive pads applied to the underarmAbsorbs sweat and odorDirectly applied onto skinNo more sweat spots on clothingAll natural absorbent, no ingredients
14. BIC Wite-Out Quick Dry Correction Fluid, 20 ml
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pack contains 1 bottleIncluded foam brush provides neater, more precise correctionsFast drying fluidCovers even the toughest mistakes
15. Mod Podge CS11301 Waterbase Sealer, Glue and Finish, 8 oz, Matte
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Multipurpose, all-in-one sealant, glue, and finish. Matte finishQuick-drying for multiple coat build up. Dries clearApply with brush or sponge applicatorDries in approximately 15-20 minutes and can be sanded to a smooth finishWater-based, non-toxic, made in the USA
16. Kiss Products 100 Full Cover Nails, Active Oval, 0.24 Pound
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
7 Day Wearglue includedEasy to apply
17. SCREAMING O Studio Mascara Vibe
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Mini vibrator disguised as mascara4-function vibrator: low, medium, high and multi-pulse “tease” modeSuper-soft “Tingle tip” wand amplifies vibrationsDiscreet and on-the-go mini vibratorFlexible "Tingle Tip" wand magnifies vibrations80+ minutes of vibrationStylish design made for picture-per...
18. 24 Soft Chalk Pastels Set for Art Drawing, Scrapbooking & More -Assorted Colors
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Chalk is non-toxicIncludes 24 of the most popular colorsColors can be blended for special effectsWill not rub off when applied to an appropriate surfaceEasily cleans up with soap and water
These are my real nails now!!!! They DO need to be encased in nail polish since they’re pretty flimsy, but no more fake nails. The polish helps toughen them up.
I used the bulk packages of Kiss nails, petite since I wanted them short. I used Kiss glue as well- both the nails and glue were recommended to me by someone’s mom who was a nail tech. I found the nails stuck a lot better if I roughed up the underside with a metal file. Making sure to press VERY firmly while the glue dried helped a ton, and just making sure I had some glue with me since they do sometimes fall off. If possible, wear gloves while doing stuff like washing dishes since water can make them fall off, but you can just put them back. I would also always double check them after I showered or whatever.
Again, I didn’t want anything crazy... just something that looked normal so I cut and shaped them short with a metal file. I actually lovingly called them “nail jail” since it was physically impossible for me to bite the nails under them. Here’s a picture of me wearing Kiss nails about 2 years ago, and some info on how I painted them.
As far as removal goes, you can soak them off in acetone, ooooooor just get a bowl of warm water and soak your hands until the nails fall off. Then you use acetone to clean off the glue bits left on your nails. With this method you can even clean the underside of the plastic nails and apply them again later if you really liked the design.
Glass files were less expensive than I thought! Looks like $10 for 3 from Amazon. They’re just gentler on nails and I guess are supposed to also help layers not flake off? I dunno, I just read about it and liked using them. All the fancy nail art youtubers love them so they must be good. 😆
Always happy to help another nail biter. I felt like no one else struggled like I did and it was so hard to find info I could actually use. I guess I sorta just came up with a method that worked for me, and I’m not tempted to bite anymore. They’re too pretty.
this one?!
tbh i'm this close to buying a copy as an adult, it's so nostalgic and the looks/advice were honestly pretty great
My favorite skin product for palepalepale skin, it's great as foundation, concealer, and if you're not as pale as I am (and you're not!), it's a fab highlighter.
I think this might be your best bet: http://www.amazon.com/Kiwi-Shoe-Polish-White-8OZ/dp/B00404SHYI
Jimbo Char has nothing on the pail people. Check out my new favorite primer-> https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002BWTO1G/ref=sspa_dk_detail_2?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B002BWTO1G&pd_rd_w=p54C6&pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&pd_rd_wg=BBI46&pf_rd_r=WC2JARYDCJCY6HGZWPNP&pd_rd_r=582c3da7-7656-11e9-88f1-c5c4d7a27c00
She does have a book not directed specifically for teens, if you're interested. this one
why wouldn't you want your lipstick to feel like a cock?
https://www.amazon.com/BIC-Wite-Out-Quick-Correction-Fluid/dp/B00006IF8T
you can get a whole pack from amazon !
edit: link
just throwing it out there
Edit: although it is kinda on the smaller^tiny side
I got'chu gurl.
Men can't use shower puffs either, they must have darker -SHOWER TOOLS-. https://www.amazon.com/Dove-Care-Clean-Shower-Tool/dp/B0030GVS2U
Not even Zebra Mildliners? You pore.
I'm guessing it's one of these with the "different shapes" comment.
these plebs don't know about my holy grail pale princess foundation!
oh honey it's a thing
people buy this shit
clinique bronze leaf
Here you go, sweatstains.
One girl in there said she hopes "wearing little to none at all" catches on. What the fuck are you even doing in here then?
Didn't you know? Concealer is disgusting and looks bad now!
However, this is the BEST concealer for pale princess skin! I swear by it!