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crap. here is my list. It was posted yesterday, and I can see it if i am logged in, but seems its not available for anyone else to see anymore. I have no idea why.

[Inflatable sx doll & sheep] (http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Ho-Peep-Her-Sheep/dp/B00CJWUZG6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1398383427&sr=8-2&keywords=sexy+inflatable+sheep) i understand the doll (kinda), but a sheep?! come on now!

Weener kleener really? What happened to a good ol' washcloth? I guess maybe if you have a thing for barn animals this could be helpful ;)

Emergency Underpants Dispenser I guess you may need this if you are driving by a farm and get too excited? I dont know.

item i would like please. OK truthfully damn its hard to choose something, I've probably changed this like 5 times already. Truthfully anything on the list is awesome :)

This may be cliche, but I loved him in Good Will Hunting. Robin Williams was a great comedian, but he was also an amazing "serious" actor and I don't think he gets enough credit for it.

Funny thing is, I was about to pick this up on Blu-ray right before news of his death broke.

http://www.amazon.com/Good-Will-Hunting-Anniversary-Blu-ray/dp/B0088EDO08/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1408038942&sr=1-1&keywords=good+will+hunting+blu

That is a big limit.

1lb Fat replica

Infant Circumcision Trainer(Great, now i have that in my browsing history)

Weener Cleaner soap (When your hand just isnt enough)

Can we have more than one item that we want as long as its under $2000?
If so, heres a few things. if not you can choose from that list.

4K Monitor $624

Microphone $57

Headphones $188

Keyboard $95

2TB External HDD $100

Computer Case $160

Power Supply $170

Graphics Card $340

I really need any of these so even one thing will help tons and i really appreciate the contest and what you are doing is both crazy and the nicest thing ive seen someone do. even if i dont win you are still and amazing person. Thanks again and good luck everyone.

I'd love to have Good Will Hunting or Aladdin on DVD.

I cried like a baby, and still tear up a bit, when I see The Academy's tweet. Absolutely broke my heart. I have two news articles pinned up in my cubicle, and I set me internal messenger "status" to say "Genie, you're free" in memory of him. Thank you for your kindess, in honor of a man truly kind and generous.

Rick and Morty keyboard-mousepad: https://smile.amazon.com/Anti-Slip-Water-Resistant-Stitched-Extended-Desktop/dp/B07H5PPTTL $25

Harry Potter Chocolate frogs and card: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00AZJABLO/ $7 or Chocolate Frog mold if they expressed any interest in kitchen gadgets when mentioning gadgets: https://smile.amazon.com/Cybrtrayd-A126-Protective-Copyrighted-Instructions/dp/B000EBMUNU also $7

My favorite gaming mouse: https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B06X3ZT78Q (also on my wishlist as I just got a new computer and need 2 - one for desktopn one for laptop). $18

And that take us right to the limit.

I know mice are pretty individualized though, so perhaps this alternate gift package would be better:

Ice Cream Play and freeze (gadget and gets them off the computer for about 30min): https://smile.amazon.com/YayLabs-Play-Freeze-Cream-Maker/dp/B009GFKIXE $39

Rick and Marty x Harry Potter shirt: https://smile.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Professor-Severus-Colored-Clothing/dp/B07KX19KPC $20

Ack! I went over. I always do that. Oy. Anyway, maybe spme good ideas there.

The one item that I have honestly been needing is a laptop for college, I'm hoping to go this fall and I really need one because mine is shot so I'd like this Macbook or if you wanted to gift more than one person that would be great, if so I've been saving up for one for along time, since they've been announced actually. xbox one and let's see weird things, hmm just imagine you've got your
Unicorn meat and your one and only
Really expensive Badonkadonk land cruiser? Alright while cautiously cruising through the town with
The coolest and most badass Swiss knife you've ever seen! in other words you're unstoppable whilst in the Badonkadonk, it's a triple threat, right? Of course. Haha thank you so much for this contest!

I would like this movie if I win so I can share the joy of Robin Williams with my daughter plus I love this movie

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001I561E/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=3IZUYZWVB23AE&coliid=I7XV5H8WXIXAS

Optimus Prime! My bunny's nickname is Hoptimus Prime!

I have this book, The Day the Crayons Quit, on my wishlist for both my kids at home and the kids in my classroom (and, I'll be honest, me). It's awesome and I've been wanting it for a long time.

Thanks for the contest :)

My suggestion is a combo: Harry Potter Uno, fun to play with friends and HP themed. https://www.amazon.com/Mattel-Games-Harry-Potter-Card/dp/B079KJLDF2/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1543440064&sr=8-20&keywords=harry+potter+games

With some tasty chocolate frogs!
https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Chocolate-Collectible-Ounces/dp/B00AZJABLO/ref=sr_1_13_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1543440329&sr=8-13&keywords=harry+potter+candy

And I would love Fruits Basket Another Volume 2.
https://www.amazon.com/Fruits-Basket-Another-Vol-2/dp/1975382242/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1543440477&sr=8-1&keywords=fruits+basket+another

What? No love for musical people?
I love myself because I can play the organ.
http://www.amazon.com/Johann-Sebastian-Bach-Organ-Music/dp/0486223590/ref=sr_1_49?ie=UTF8&qid=1396978590&sr=8-49&keywords=organ+music+books

Bach is one of my Favorites

and as a bouns here's a link to a youtube video of me playing the organ:
[Part 1]
http://youtu.be/EpYYWb2ui2k

[Part 2]
http://youtu.be/uJGaiYXBP4Y

• For when that jar of petroleum jelly just won't cut it, [a 55 gallon tub of lube] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005MR3IVO?ie=UTF8&at=&force-full-site=1&ref_=aw_bottom_links).
  
  
• For when your normal spices won't cut it, [a semen based recipe book] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1481227041?ie=UTF8&at=&force-full-site=1&ref_=aw_bottom_links)
  
  
• For when, er, not sure why an individual would stock up, [but have some body bags!] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0012C9UGK/ref=pd_aw_sbs_3?pi=SL500_SS115)
  
  
• For me, this [DSLR] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Z3DWMK/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1HSZ4B20C9LPB&coliid=I3D1ZPEE799ST0). I've been trying to get a camera like this for years, but student loans make it nearly impossible. My biggest dream in life is to travel the world and photograph the true wonders of our world. This would mean everything to have.
  
  Thanks for this contest!

I went through /u/PapaFargo and I picked hair chalk it because I have never seen this before. He said he would use this in his beard and while looking through his list, there were other creative art related items so I think there is a strong creative side to this person. I wish I had the confidence to wear colourful hair chalk!

I have these Crispy M&Ms on my list! I want them because they're discontinued in the US and have been for YEARS, but I still have lovely memories of eating them with my grandmother when they first launched here. They're a very nostalgic food for me!

I plan on taking the bag and filling up my TARDIS cookie jar with M&Ms. :)

These have free shipping with an order of $25 or $35 depending on where on the page you look lol


But this is $0.95, has free shipping, and is actually kinda useful!

I live in Texas. Its been surprisingly cold and wet for mid April. Usually its ramping up towards our 100 degree summer by now. There's hardly any grass growing so people (my family included) are struggling to support their livestock.

I'm just a little over a dollar short of getting this, (counting shipping) so this would be perfect for me. :)

I think my absolute favorite from u/PapaFargo (http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/28IPREMH9H91V ) is the hair chalk https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076YB3B2J/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_zt21AbQ83FFKQ
And it's because of your reasoning for it. Lol. My second favorite is this Dr.Who journal, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QLDQG12/?coliid=I1M5QVGU7031B2&colid=28IPREMH9H91V&psc=0&ref_=lv_vv_lig_dp_it#
I'm a big Whovian because of my husband!

Someone posted this and I thought it was really cool. Didn't mean to 'steal' someone else's idea but I think it's awesome!

here

Infant Circumcision Trainer .....practice.

Fart Machine for all those times you wanted to fart but nothing would come. why? I don't know.

aaaand fresh wolf urine.

I really want this but anything else on my wishlist would be great too.

Blow up sheep? who needs this

Something to go with my sheep

Frog specimen makes people go WTF-actually on my list but unavailable

Something I would like

You are fantastic!

Hey!
My favorite all time book has to be The Book Thief. What was your favorite book?

For training for that special day!

For teaching your recently dismembered tyke how to be gangsta.

I don't even...what?

Something I REALLY want...

Here are some links for the product in the above comment for different countries:

Amazon Smile Link: Geist for Gamecube


|Country|Link|
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|UK|amazon.co.uk|
|France|amazon.fr|
|Germany|amazon.de|
|Japan|amazon.co.jp|
|Canada|amazon.ca|




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Mine is a small computer thing that's 40 USD and about the size of a credit card. It's called a Raspberry Pi and you can code it/program it to do tons of stuff. People have made cameras to be put on weather balloons and sent into the sky, home automation things, robots, all sorts of things. I plan to use mine (when/if I get one) to make a video game console emulator.

camera one thing I would love to have. I really need some roller derby stuff, and furniture for my sons room. I like surprises, more than choosing stuff.

My WTF List

Penis cage, with penis plug

coffee enema kit yeah you read that right. A C-O-F-F-E-E enema kit. People do that shit. Literally.

Unicorn Meat this one was already listed by another user, sorry. Semen Cookbook

Wolf urine, cause you never know when you need to be the alpha male.

Poopfreeze, for when you want to prank your roommate and throw frozen shit at them..

And of course, a humping beagle USB

Weird that I want:
Dubia Roaches- Cause my lizards love em.

I have a macbook on there as a reminder that I want a macbook

You could also purchase a Raspberry Pi B+ and learn C development on it. It's a full fledged Linux computer for $40.

You also don't need Linux to learn C. You can get a compiler here.

Or if you're on OSX, just download the developer command line tools from Apple's developer site.

Here's a YouTube video of doing your first C program on a RPi

If the occult counts as creepy.
Necronomicon

Ah crud, sorry. I said crunchy, but meant Crispy.