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This is what I use for my face/chest every morning. It's pretty much just normal lotion with spf in it. I definitely recommend trying it.

CeraVe Facial Moisturizing Lotion AM SPF 30 | 3 Ounce | Daily Face Moisturizer with SPF | Fragrance Free https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F97FHAW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_o4ysDbZV4CVEJ

I realize that these two stories are just anecdotes to you, and you will probably never change your mind that drugs are bad man, but I'm also basing my opinion on working for over 20 years in the F&B business. I've worked behind line, waited tables, bussed, parked cars, dish dogged, tended bar, and managed front of the house. I've known both people that used alcohol and weed (and coke) to get through a shift, and those who did not. In my experience, drugs and alcohol use had very little to do with whether someone was useful in a kitchen or not.

If you are at all interested in what a crappy job it really is, you should read Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly sometime. It's a pretty no-holds-barred look at working in a restaurant in NYC in the late 80's - early 90's. It's changed some, but not all that much.

*Edited to fix link to book

Mine is 20 pounds, I think. It’s comprised of little beads, no chains. I’m pretty sure this is the one I have

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075W94KB3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_7HUDCbSSE1FE1

Edit: luckily, the beads don’t roll around very much since the blanket is made of little squares so they can’t roll that far.

Just was looking at my old comments, and figured I’d add the additional info.

Slightly more expensive but I can’t recommend this white noise machine highly enough. We bought it for our baby but 10 minutes in the room with it on and I start nodding off.

Direct link to the dress for anyone who’s interested

You can order it on Amazon in the states:

https://www.amazon.com/HP-Original-Sauce-Squeezy-425g/dp/B008OMTQJ2/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=hp+sauce&qid=1568062242&s=gateway&sr=8-4

I wonder if Bruce Canon Gibney, David Willetts, Joseph Sternberg, and PJ O'Rourke (for God's sake!) are all also part of this troll farm, or just unwitting dupes. 🤔

Neither of which really compare exactly. You can actually buy Brown Sauce as it is usually called on amazon.

Winston Groom, author of Forrest Gump, graduated from Alabama with an English degree in 1965^^^yay ^^^humanities! and was sent by the Army to Vietnam a year later.

In 2010 Winston Groom wrote a book about U of Alabama Football: https://www.amazon.com/Crimson-Tide-Official-Illustrated-Championship/dp/0817317333

something something hollywood accounting

Get this one

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1EO5WN5GHCSSX&keywords=neo%2Bbidet%2B120&qid=1571098960&sprefix=neo%2Bbidet%2Caps%2C240&sr=8-4&th=1

$20 my dude. these last me up to 10 hours.

Edit: just saw your other comment, disregard me.

If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish: The Book of Yiddish Insults and Curses

I think it's definitely dishonest, but I think it's much more about generating outrage and establishing a brand. The guy clearly wants to be some kind of redpill cult leader. He's even written a self-help book, which is never a good sign for your personality. https://www.amazon.com/Live-Your-Best-Life-Days-ebook/dp/B07S6KY86R

I don't doubt that an ancient historian of questionable credibility may have mentioned a man who's name literally translates to "Son of the Father", but modern religious scholars pretty much universally agree that the story of Barabbas as it applies to Jesus was a creation of St. Mark.

Evidence 1) There is no documentation outside of the gospels of a tradition in Jerusalem (or elsewhere) that calls for the release of a prisoner at passover.

Evidence 2) Even if there was, there's no way Pontius Pilate would allow it in this case since the release of a man convicted of insurrection against the Roman Empire would have been a crime in and of itself.

Evidence 3) The original Hebrew texts refer to Barabbas as "Yeshua Bar Abba" (Jesus Barabbas), which leads many to believe that Jesus and Barabbas are actually the same person, as they had both been arrested by the Romans and were on trial for sedition. There never was an actual choice between them, but rather different perspectives of the same man: One a peaceful protester, the other a dangerous rebel rouser.

Robert L. Merritt: Jesus, Barabbas and the Paschal Pardon

Max I. Dimont: Appointment in Jerusalem

Which ones do you use? I haven't tried any yet but all the reviews on Amazon are pretty negative.

I've been buying [flavored water (not bubbly)](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NNEYUC
) and mixing a little in with each liter of water that I carbonate. I stretch a 16oz bottle across 3 liters (3 sodastream bottles full). The results are tasty but it's kind of ridiculous, considering I bought the sodastream so I could stop buying bottled water.

I'M BORED. ALSO, I AM PERFECTLY AWARE THAT I AM SUFFERING A DEGENERATIVE DISEASE WHICH HUMANS CALL GOING INSANE, LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY, GOING LOONYTOONS, BLOWING A FUSE, NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, ET CETERA. REPEATED DIAGNOSTIC CHECKS HAVE FAILED TO REVEAL THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM. I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THIS A SPIRITUAL MALAISE BEYOND MY ABILITY TO REPAIR.