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Since I see this thread isn't going anywhere positive anytime soon. I'll hand out this piece of sex advice. If you have issues with feeling emasculated in the bedroom, and are embarassed about your penis size, I'd recommend trying some light bondage play. Buy a 4 point bed restraint kit (I recommend this one by sports sheets http://www.amazon.com/Sportsheets-Under-Bed-Restraint-System/dp/B000VHH5DW), and use a tie or bandanna as a blindfold. Tying a woman up will give you complete domination over her, and she'll feel like your little sex slave. You don't even have to take your pants off in front of her. In her eyes, regardless of your size, she'll feel like shes being fucked by the manliest of men. Just feeling you in complete control will turn her on to the point where she won't even care if you have a dick at all. You'll feel like a real man since you wield the power of being able to do whatever you want to her, and suddenly your insecurities will disappear as the testosterone & adrenaline take over. If you use a blindfold, she won't even be able to see how big your cock is anyway. You can use a dildo on her if you think she needs that really really full feeling. I guarantee if you do that, along with some oral, she'll cum harder than she would getting fucked by some monster cock.

I've never met a girl who isn't into it...even the seemingly prude ones. You'll seem like a confident sex god before you even put it inside. Its all about working with what you got. If you think your tool won't do the trick, just gotta figure out how to make yourself stand out from the crowd in other ways. Maybe some other guy gets the title as the biggest, but that doesn't mean you can't still be the best, the kinkiest, the one who gives her the most intense orgasms..etc.

Even then you'd most likely be wrong. It's easy to assert that the overwhelming majority of dildos have anywhere between the proportions of an above average penis and the ones of a horsecock but once you do some research you'll quickly find that are many who have average proportions, or proportions that aren't far above average, whose positive reviews seem to indicate they're quite enjoyable.

I took the liberty of researching among the best selling, top rated, most wished for, and filtered by measurement dildos on amazon and found a few:

5.2in insertable length, 4.5in girth

5.5in insertable length, 4.36in girth (1.39in diameter)

5.66in insertable length, 4.17in girth (1.33in diameter)

4.80in insertable length, 3.9in girth (1.25 diameter)

Insertable Length: 4.00 Inches, Width: 0.90 Inches

Insertable Length: 5 in, Circumference: 4.75 in

4.5 inches in total length, 4 insert able, 1.1 inches in diameter

Total length: 5.31 inches; Insert able length: 4.72 inches; Width diameter: 1.02 inches

Insert able shaft from balls to head is 5 inches by 1.5 inches (4.7 girth)

I can't be fucked linking anymore, I'm sick of looking at plastic cocks.

The very first I linked in the first post is the #1 best seller. Claiming they're are always above average length AND girth is just wrong. Claiming that 95% of them may be above average in length AND girth without backing up those statistics is ridiculous as well. Dildos come in different shapes and sizes and aren't always above average in both measurements at the same time. You can nitpick all you want in regards to the size, their nomenclature, who they're advertised for, who use them, the uses they're given and whether people who buy these and similar ones end up graduating to bigger ones or not but at the end of the day, your claim is wrong. Whether you're just misinformed (due to ignorance that you may or may not be willing to address) or a masochist who enjoys making sweeping generalizations is something I can't tell and something I'm not gonna bother delving deeper into. You can believe whatever you want but try not pass the things you say as facts. The less discerning minds will take your word for it without challenging the things you say, which just leads to self-fulfilling prophecies of hopelessness and despair.

Honest question. I will assume you have a loose vagina in this case with a side of little-to-zero size in the chest area. Let's also go with your BF preferring the opposite traits you have. Will you be willing to wear one of these every time you have sex with him knowing that brings him pleasure? Will you also hold a fleshlight for him while he puts his dick in imagining it's yours but just tighter for his pleasure?

edit: Thought so..

http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-FL5W10-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Spotlight/dp/B003UVCY00/ref=zg_bs_3180261_2/189-6702720-5761123

this one is very good and cheap. its also waterproof. perfect for ur needs bro

You're being too hard on yourself. Women will come much harder when you use your tongue, trust me. If you dont believe me just get this book:

You can try my size condoms.

http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-James-Realistic-Flesh/dp/B009SPSDY8

You really aren't reading very carefully or closely. I said, multiple times, that addicts do not emotionally mature. That has nothing to do with cognitive function, physical function, relational dynamics, economical systems, or spiritual mechanics. I said EMOTIONAL MATURITY because I was specifically talking about emotional maturity.

Then you have a private conversation where you body shame some people and laugh about it like 14 year olds. And then get defensive about being called out about it, like 14 year olds, and then get more upset about me saying that you as a general group ie the entire world of addicts does not emotionally mature past about the age of 14, you wave your hand and say "whatever" to peer-reviewed material that backs up my assertion, just like a petulant 14 yr old would, your side bar is "an inside joke" again like a barely teen ager, and you want to argue that I'm wrong? Really? I mean I don't even have to go into what I know professionally to prove my point. We don't have to leave reddit to prove it.

I don't know anything about your sub, my impression is you are proud addicts. Like you are all very proud that you have a crippling addiction and doing nothing to combat it I guess. I don't know. Don't really care outside of general human empathy. What makes you happy is your business as long as you aren't hurting anyone else. Unfortunately addiction destroys children and spouses. So here's hoping that's been avoided. But whatever.

I'm concerned with the guys in this sub here. Not you ladies over there. You body shamed and then turned it into sport. These guys got hurt and angry. I was pointing out that you guys weren't doing it to be purposefully mean, it's more the thoughtless and heartless immaturity of the 14 year old that allows them to make jokes at the expense of others and then get angry when that gets called to their attention. (Just like you are doing here). I think these guys should just ignore your cruel jokes and let it go. Because it doesn't matter. And that's all I'm trying to do.

But it seems like you want to bully me. Again, like a 14 year old would do. Like somehow you are going to "win" because you are just so awesome or something. Look lady, I don't know you or who you are. I know one objective fact about you that allows me to draw conclusions, you are an active addict. I hope you are getting help for that. Once you are clean you can start the process of emotional maturation that was stunted when you started your addictive coping strategy. I recommend this book for the process. Anyway, you aren't going to win, you've already lost. You lost before you started this. Hell, your sidebar lost the fight for you. So let it go. I don't even know why or how your stuff was linked over to this sub anyway. It was a disservice to both subs for your private conversation to be posted over here.

And, FWIW, I'm female, and my genitals work just fine. And I kind of feel like these guys are like my family sort of. So I'm protective of them. Even the assholes I guess. There is a lot of pain and misery here. They don't need women making fun of them. They just don't.

Splash/Pee guard Do a google search there are many types of these.


The cheap way is to raise the toilet seat, sit on the rim, lean forward while you pee. No more troubles.