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There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.

So, apparently it’s a thing 🤢

If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.

Video of him making the “Macho Mojito”

Some reviews...

>Misandry and drivel.

>This literature encourages women to side step around due process and hurl false allegations at any man they don't like.

Another

>Highly recommended. I now better understand how women subvert the justice system and due process, and will be better able to protect myself and family.

That aside, here's the literal description of the book.

>A wave of sexual misconduct allegations about powerful men have exploded recently in the media (e.g., the news, Twitter #MeToo, etc.). A bold social movement has begun with brave women coming forward and being applauded for speaking out and sharing their stories of abuse, discrimination, and harassment. As a result, accused men like Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, and dozens more have been removed from power and are suffering the consequences.

>In How to Destroy A Man Now (DAMN), Dr. Angela Confidential (a business psychologist, consultant, and human resource professional) empowers women with a step-by-step guide for destroying a man’s reputation and removing him from power.

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_HXUWAb6HKZPZV

It attaches to your toilet. You need a flexible hose, though, not a straight one. It will make your seat uneven if you don't buy spacers to lift the front of the seat up, but honestly I don't have the spacers and it doesn't bother me at all to have a slightly slanted seat.

You too can benefit from better pooping posture with only 24.99 down!

https://smile.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

Honestly unless you're

1. Showering after
   
   
2. Using wet wipes
   
   
3. Using a bidet
   
   No amount of scrubbing at your asshole with dry paper is going to get it super clean.
   
   After an hour or so of just moving around/body heat/sweat/etc, anyone who goes down on you WILL get some butt B.O.
   
   People really should plunk down the $35 for a bidet and stop shitting like barbarians.
   
   If you spill salsa on shag carpeting, do you scrub at it with paper towels or do you get some kind of water in the mix?

I have the LUXE Neo 180 but I've heard positive reviews about the Astor from fellow redditors. And the 120 is $15 cheaper if you don't need the lady setting.

This has been around for some time (I first saw the kit 6 years ago). They sell them now as "love is Art Canvas and Paint kit": https://www.amazon.com/Love-Art-Canvas-Paint-Kit/dp/B005PR28AS

The reviews are great too

>Here’s the seller if you’re so inclined to report them.

Welp, I just bought one for the meme history lmfao

$37 for the smart water on amazon.
$19.99 for the evian.


The guy is actually being a hydrohomie.

For anyone curious about the retail prices. THIS GUY IS SELLING THEM AT A LOSS, he's not trashy, he's a human bro trying to help

https://www.amazon.com/smartwater-vapor-distilled-premium-bottles/dp/B073WWZ22T?th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Individual-Bottles-Naturally-Filtered/dp/B00MWXJPA4?th=1

Sheesh, all you whiny babies. How about you check the Amazon price before you have self induced heart attacks about capitalism?

Spoiler for those too lazy: $37 and that’s JUST for the smart water.

Looks like you'll have to spend the $40 to get one for yourself.

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Tattoo-Machine-Color-Supply/dp/B00JFQXDDQ

Ha, someone made a satire book to this on Amazon.

Bidet. Especially a fully separate plumbed bidet. Please do your plumbing, your waste water plant and the environment (especially our noses) a favor and get one. Even if it has to be the kind you attach to an existing toilet. We have one of these installed in every toilet in our house. There should be a law that requires them in all public bathrooms. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RMQ1E/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Agreed. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_tai_YlCmzbQYXXKCK

This dilemma awoke the sick curiousity within me. Apparently there are a lot of products to assist extremely overweight people and their toilet hygiene.

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One product is called the "bottom buddy" which even comes with a convenient travel container. The reviews are rather sad but entertaining in a way. Here is a 1-star review left by someone: "Found this to be basically unuseable. Several attempts to use, eject, and then use again resulted in torn, dirty tissue and feces on the device itself. This may work for light cleaning, but I don't see how it can be useful for heavy duty clean ups."

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Edit: One Star Reviews for "Bottom Buddy"

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How are people saying this is fake? It has an ISBN number and everything.
https://www.amazon.com/How-Destroy-Man-Now-DAMN/dp/099982032X

Apparently it's not satire according to the Amazon description.

But there's hope. We can lean How To Destroy A (wo)Man

https://www.amazon.com/Pack-10-Re-Election-Presidential-Limited/dp/B07NGST21S

Here’s the seller if you’re so inclined to report them.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000G39ZIY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503157413&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=butt+wiper+for+fat+people&dpPl=1&dpID=21Epb1bsBBL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_193_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=XH0ZYF6YX077VXZJ5QA1

I got u boi

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_193_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=XH0ZYF6YX077VXZJ5QA1

i researched on this, they do the same way as fat ppl

use a 'bottom budy'

https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

Bought on January 8, 2017. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.ca/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA

herp derp http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Tattoo-machine-Color-Supply/dp/B00JFQXDDQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1426433136&sr=8-2&keywords=tattoo+kit

Here is another book with the exact same story.

In this book the author writes that his father used to tell him the story when he was a child.

Exactly what you'd imagine.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Amazon.

> https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY?th=1

https://www.amazon.com/How-Destroy-Man-Now-DAMN/dp/099982032X

https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Destroy-Man-Now-DAMN/dp/099982032X

There is a semen cookbook.

It is real: https://www.amazon.com.au/How-Destroy-Man-Now-Damn/dp/099982032X

Get dat Squatty Potty

They aren't that expensive and worth every cent to get one to attach to your toilet to see how you like them. It's really too bad they aren't standard.

Incoming ban for op and me.

Hey mods don't worry none of you are desirable enough or ever be worth anything that women would want to destroy any of you. Being mod is worth nothing in real life.

spez: Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/How-Destroy-Man-Now-DAMN/dp/099982032X

Book intro: A wave of sexual misconduct allegations about powerful men have exploded recently in the media (e.g., the news, Twitter #MeToo, etc.). A bold social movement has begun with brave women coming forward and being applauded for speaking out and sharing their stories of abuse, discrimination, and harassment. As a result, accused men like Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, and dozens more have been removed from power and are suffering the consequences.

In How to Destroy A Man Now (DAMN), Dr. Angela Confidential (a business psychologist, consultant, and human resource professional) empowers women with a step-by-step guide for destroying a man’s reputation and removing him from power.

In easy to understand terms, the handbook reveals and explains the fundamental dynamics between allegations, the media, and authority as they relate to male misconduct in today’s society. It also unveils and details practical real-world methods for leveraging allegations, media, and authorities to dethrone a man from power.

> >1: fake MRA propaganda

> What if it's real?

just ran a quick search to see if it's real, and it's real

Not sure if links are okay in this subreddit, so feel free to remove the link if not. Here's the ISBN just in case links aren't okay

ISBN-13: 978-0999820322

ISBN-10: 099982032X

Edit: after looking into it further, it's apparent that this "book" is real, but not from a feminist source. As u/randomusernamehere2 points out, the name's a pseudonym, so we don't know where it comes from, but whoever wrote it did it to get a reaction. u/athelric's comment quotes specific passages in the book in his comment and points out they are full of MRA talking points , making it seem extremely likely the book came from an anonymous MRA source

Anyone to saying it's fake

https://www.amazon.com/How-Destroy-Man-Now-DAMN/dp/099982032X

How to Destroy A Man Now (DAMN): A Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/099982032X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_hvTCCb1CNY130

Or you could just look it up. It advertises as a book about feminism and #metoo, so quit your bullshit.



How to Destroy A Man Now (DAMN): A Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/099982032X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_1Sy1Cb5AB3D5D