yeah I'm not trying to dispute the quality of your meme within the virgin-vs-chad archetype (its good shit) I'm just pointing out that Garfield was a really interesting character and he would have made a great president, as historical note. We lost a good man when he was killed, this is a great book about him.

> If we assume the most seemingly relevant application of the term — that it refers to holding steady, full-time employment — then one might fairly say it applies to Bernie Sanders. After receiving a Bachelor of Arts degree in political science from the University of Chicago in 1964, Sanders primarily worked a series of odd jobs while attempting to get his political career off the ground and a Politico article observed that he didn’t collect his first steady paycheck until he was an elected official pushing 40 years old.

> Sanders rented a small brick duplex at 295 1/2 Maple Street that was filled with not much furniture and not much food in the fridge but stacks of checked-out library books and scribbled-on legal pads.

> “The electricity was turned off a lot,” Barnett said. “I remember him running an extension cord down to the basement. He couldn’t pay his bills.”

> He worked some as a carpenter, although “he was a shitty carpenter,” [Liberty Union party member John] Bloch told me. “His carpentry,” [Liberty Union member Danny] Morrisseau said, “was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

> “He was always poor,” Sandy Baird, another old friend, told me in Burlington.



snopes


his fucking resume I know high school kids with stronger resume than this

this whole article is just sad

this book has accounts of him being kicked out of the commune for being lazy

Virgin English Diary of a Wimpy Kid vs the Chad Latin Diary of a Wimpy Kid

VIRGIN ENGLISH DIARY OF A WIMPY KID VS THE CHAD LATIN DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

The Carnissa:

\> Secretly raids beauty parlors for resources to veil her abominable, coal-splattered face. Does not change at all and just soaks up toxins in the product.

\> Rigs radio stations to play recordings of ancient Satanic propaganda as well as hymns of witchcraft and vampiric melodies (not that Twilight bullshit, the actual stuff).

\>Genetic mutation has prevented her from growing even a strand of protein. Her skin is terribly frail and she baffles reality by surviving.

\> Survivor trauma of melanin genocide and racial grudge has devastated her mind to where she can only be appeased by the extermination of all whites and albinoes.

\> Constantly peepes over Tyrone and monitors his every action, including the bitches that associate with him.

\> Probably murdered Obama as well.

Note: Play this song while you read this.