Reddit reviews Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children's Bible - Vol. 2: Don't blame us - it's in the Bible!

Volume 1

Volume 2

Volume 3

Please oh please consider these (but probably only for yourself, not a 9 year old). Awkward Moments Children's Bible Vols. I and II. They take the terrible stories from the bible and depict them just as they read. Like Noah's ark floating in the water and surrounded by dead people, etc. They show how terrible the stories in the bible actually are.

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Try these:

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/149217744X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tUASzb4PB44RZ

Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children's Bible - Vol. 2: Don't blame us - it's in the Bible! (Volume 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0692264981/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_JUASzb06TWH87

As a couple of others have said, The Brick Bible is a LEGO^® version of biblical stories. The Awkward Moments Children's Bible Vol 1, and Vol 2 are great, but geared for slightly younger children. The two books (Cannonical and Apocrphal) in God is Disappointed in You rewrite bible stories in a more modern vernacular.

Awkward Moments Children's Bible

Awkward Moments (Not Found In Your Average) Children's Bible - Vol. 2

Have you seen these books? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692264981/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0692264981&linkCode=as2&tag=oly06e-20&linkId=P6R2ZCZW6S3CMGOM

I like this one:

Volume 1: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Childrens-Bible-Vol/dp/149217744X

Volume 2: https://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Moments-Found-Average-Childrens/dp/0692264981