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u/wdykg ยท 5 pointsr/Browns

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I've got just the thing.

Hide all of your tools around your mid-back area. When they wand you, say that you've had surgery and attached metal rods to your spine, because it collapsed under all your fat. Tell them you used to be a bed ridden 800lbs, and this is the 1st time you've been out to an event since the surgery.

If in the unfortunate case they start to pull your fat suit off, loudly proclaim "IT'S A MIRACLE!", & run as fucking fast as you can away. Change your clothes and put this on. Try hiding a hack saw or something under that. They never wand your face, right?