Reddit reviews Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling
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I really enjoyed Bret Hart's biography, but I was also a huge Bret Hart mark.
I'd also recommend Titan Sinking by James Dixon. It's about the decline of the WWF in 1995, right before the Attitude era takes off. There are 2 sequels, Titan Shattered and Titan Screwed, that cover the subsequent years, but they repeat most of what everyone already knows about the Attitude Era and Monday Night Wars (still good though).
Ian "Meltdown" Johnson
Shinedown - Sound of Madness
Catchphrase: When I was building this character on the e-feds of two years ago, the catchphrase was supposed to be "I didn't feel like getting pissed off today" but that never caught on. I just wound up going for a knuckle crack.
Basically, Ian is mid-to-high functioning autistic. He can talk; in fact he's quite well-spoken though a man of few words, but the Meltdown nickname comes from the fact that his sensory meltdowns turn violent quick. He grew up in Gary, Indiana, obviously not the best place to grow up, but he became the most feared student there, so much so that his parents kicked him out. He spent a couple of years training under the great Eric Lewis, but now he's on his own.
In term of appearance, hair of Evan Tanner and relatively skinny.
Tag partner is /u/l337chica as Fkyougirl, because fuck the world is one of Ian's mottos. Rival would be /u/tragopanic, because Ian isn't exceptionally quick.
Manager would be /u/purebredginger as Assfkgirl.
Item (Ian's also a submission specialist)
Finisher would be the Omoplata.
Brett Heart sharpshooting a cow. Excellent. On a side note, you should read his book - http://www.amazon.com/Hitman-Real-Cartoon-World-Wrestling/dp/0446545287 It will blow your mind just how big of a piece of shit wrestlers are.