Reddit reviews Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof

Beer from a baby bottle is my faves. I've also got a pretty good collection of adult parodies of little kid's books. I've got this one and this one and I've asked Santa for this one

I also recently got my green card so let the nommy special cookies and cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles commence :3

I bought baby's first cthulhu for my friends baby too! I also got her Pet the Zombie.

I love getting my nices and nephews things like that. I got my other friend a bib that has an arrow pointing up and says "Zombie Snack."

Here's a few more for either your awesome library or a baby shower present. ;)

1. [Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People] (http://www.amazon.com/Goodnight-Brew-Parody-Beer-People-ebook/dp/B00NA89JGK/ref=sr_1_8?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416276&sr=1-8&keywords=children%27s+parody)
   
2. [Everybody Dies: A Children's Book for Grown-ups ] (http://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Dies-Childrens-Book-Grown-ups-ebook/dp/B00IRCZDMS/ref=sr_1_11?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416276&sr=1-11&keywords=children%27s+parody)
   
3. [You Have to Fucking Eat] (http://www.amazon.com/Have-Fucking-Owen-Brozman-Mansbach-ebook/dp/B00NWVT16I/ref=sr_1_17?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416304&sr=1-17&keywords=children%27s+parody)
   
4. [Get the F**k to Work: The Severe Habits of Highly Ineffective People] (http://www.amazon.com/Get-Work-Severe-Habits-Ineffective-ebook/dp/B008OWUQO6/ref=pd_sim_b_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=0Q38BNH47NAJR24FFMRR)
   
5. [The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die: A Picture book for adult children] (http://www.amazon.com/Elf-Our-Shelf-Must-Die/dp/1502477289/ref=sr_1_19?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416304&sr=1-19&keywords=children%27s+parody)
   
6. [Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof] (http://www.amazon.com/Pat-Zombie-Cruel-Adult-Spoof/dp/1607740362/ref=sr_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416304&sr=1-20&keywords=children%27s+parody)
   
7. [Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes] (http://www.amazon.com/Jack-Jill-Went-Up-Kill/dp/0062083597/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=0HKR7AWG1DVCCRVC3NHN)
   
8. [The Very Hungry Zombie: A Parody] (http://www.amazon.com/The-Very-Hungry-Zombie-Parody/dp/1620871823/ref=pd_sim_b_15?ie=UTF8&refRID=0HKR7AWG1DVCCRVC3NHN)
   
9. [Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book: A Primer for Adults Only] (http://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Shelbys-ABZ-Book-Primer/dp/067121148X/ref=pd_sim_b_84?ie=UTF8&refRID=0HKR7AWG1DVCCRVC3NHN)
   
10. [Dirty Library: Twisted Children's Classics and Folked-Up Fairy Tales ] (http://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Library-Childrens-Classics-Folked-Up-ebook/dp/B00J1JPS9E/ref=sr_1_29?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416335&sr=1-29&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
11. [Furious George Goes Bananas: A Primate Parody] (http://www.amazon.com/Furious-George-Goes-Bananas-Primate/dp/0399254331/ref=sr_1_31?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416335&sr=1-31&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
12. [Where the Mild Things Are: A Very Meek Parody ] (http://www.amazon.com/Where-Mild-Things-Are-Parody/dp/141699551X/ref=sr_1_42?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416363&sr=1-42&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
13. [Shut Up You're Fine: Instructive Poetry for Very, Very Bad Children] (http://www.amazon.com/Shut-Up-Youre-Fine-Instructive/dp/1590201035/ref=sr_1_51?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416385&sr=1-51&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
14. [You Ruined Everything: Dedicated To My Children] (http://www.amazon.com/You-Ruined-Everything-Dedicated-Children-ebook/dp/B0084EZHO8/ref=sr_1_54?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416385&sr=1-54&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
15. [Granny Gruesome: Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children] (http://www.amazon.com/Granny-Gruesome-Nursery-Terrify-Children-ebook/dp/B005L95X5C/ref=sr_1_55?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416385&sr=1-55&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
16. [My Child Lives in a Dog Crate How to Rear Your Child in 10 Easy Steps] (http://www.amazon.com/Child-Lives-Crate-Rear-Steps-ebook/dp/B008WAKBCM/ref=sr_1_72?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416408&sr=1-72&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
17. [Pete the P.O.'d Postal Worker: A Children's Book for Sick and Twisted Adults] (http://www.amazon.com/Pete-P-O-d-Postal-Worker-Childrens/dp/0963582674/ref=sr_1_77?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416436&sr=1-77&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
18. [Alice's Bloody Adventures in Wonderland] (http://www.amazon.com/Alices-Adventures-Wonderland-Alberto-Contreras/dp/146757855X/ref=sr_1_122?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416526&sr=1-122&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
19. [I Ate All Your Cookies: (and Other Things You Wish You Could Tell Your Kids)] (http://www.amazon.com/Ate-All-Your-Cookies-Things/dp/1402271484/ref=sr_1_148?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416565&sr=1-148&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
20. [Fat Kids Can't Clean Chimneys (The Wicked StepMomster Guides Book 1)] (http://www.amazon.com/Clean-Chimneys-Wicked-StepMomster-Guides-ebook/dp/B00G49FTR0/ref=sr_1_150?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416565&sr=1-150&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
21. [There Was a Young Lady Who Swallowed a Lie] (http://www.amazon.com/There-Was-Young-Lady-Swallowed-ebook/dp/B00CKWD8MI/ref=sr_1_200?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416638&sr=1-200&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
22. [Go the F*** Away] (http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Away-Books-Nimble/dp/0615513417/ref=sr_1_215?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416657&sr=1-215&keywords=children%27s+parody)
    
23. Bonus: [Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit] (http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Poop-Soul-Stories-Harden/dp/0671014420/ref=sr_1_227?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1415416674&sr=1-227&keywords=children%27s+parody)