Reddit reviews The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class

Dan Ryckert is a video game "journalist"/video content creator who works at the website giantbomb.com (aka nuke.com, videogames.com, giantasshole.com, bone.city). He has had a very strange life filled with implausible events, often involving close contact with celebrities and companies which he has no business being in contact with. Many of his bizarre adventures have been chronicled here, though he has shared many other remarkable stories through the internet.

He loves Taco Bell more than anything that's not Metal Gear Solid or wrestling, and he has practically no reverence for the seriousness of a wedding, so the odds of him actually getting married in a Taco Bell are astoundingly high.

I'm not Dan, but you can get it on Amazon right now.