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So, some suggestions. These might help you, and will probably piss fatty off.

• Buy a few fridge lockers, and a lock for at least one cupboard. Clearly label them as yours, and make sure that he knows that they are off-limits. Anything that's too big for a fridge locker, or is in a box? Tamper evident tape is your friend. All your food gets something that clearly identifies it as yours. I recommend stickers.
  
  
• Since fatty evidently is very interested in money, keep a running total of everything he has eaten and what you have done to maintain the house. Give him a bill at the end of the month. If you can prove he ate half of something that costs $5, he owes you $2.50. If you washed his dishes, he owes you X dollars.
  
  
• All your belongings are now for your use, and your use only. As such, they live in your room (which stays locked) when you're not using them. He's not allowed to use your shit. Make sure all your belongings are labelled in some way. If you use a dish or knife or anything, you take it from your room, use it, wash it, and it goes back into your room.

I was looking into a Polyurethane band like this. If anything else I might go for a steel band despite the charging problems Ill have to endure.