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I'll just leave this here.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

What you do is go to an interview and take a bottle of hair conditioner with you. Shortly before going into the room, put some conditioner along the edge of the web area between your index finger and thumb. Shake the interviewers hand as if you had no idea you had jizz on your hand, then have a super awkward interview.

You can also do this with friends. A great "it's just a prank bro" is to get some custard and some cookies from a bakery, then put a little bit of custard on the edge of the cookie and hand it to your friend. They'll think it is custard ... then hand them this book after they eat the cookie. (By reading this comment, CockGobblin cannot be held responsible for any ruined friendships caused by this prank.)

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

Amazon reviews were a joke long before Steam started allowing user reviews. I think one of the first and most popular being the Three Wolves Moon shirt. As you can see, the top rated post is a joke from 7 years ago. Steam user reviews have only been around for a year and a half-ish.

You'll find that no matter where you go in the internet, if people are allowed to contribute to a website, they will make silly tired jokes and other pre-pubescents will upvote them to saint-hood.

Anyways ... good luck with your future endeavors listing shit on amazon. I wish you the best.

Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting

The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem


Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

Amazing. I love the Internet community. If you liked this you'll definitely enjoy the Amazon reveiws for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife. Oh, and also this banana slicer. I have both pages bookmarked for rainy days - the reviews are that funny.

Is there a subreddit for reviews like this? I run into some well written reviews occasionally and would like to find more.

While searching for Ant Bait I ran across this review, and got a good laugh out of it. Obviously the classic Three Wolf Moon shirt is fun to read. But is there a sub for this?

If you liked Safe Baby Handling Tips available from amazon, then you'll love
Safe Baby Pregnancy tips (read it here), also available from amazon

Seriously, if you like it, buy it, who knows when someone you know will get knocked up, and you'll have the perfect gift!

Even they don't advertise it as an "accessibility product" on their Amazon listing (where this review was found):

> Scroll, select text, type corrections, or make deletions, without moving your hand back and forth between keyboard and mouse
>
> Hold documents in one hand and type them in with the other hand
>
> Users of Desktop Publishing, CAD, Photoshop and other graphics software can change tools and issue commands on the Half Keyboard, without taking their hand off the mouse or stylus
>
> Increase productivity, lets you keep your hand on the mouse, stylus, pen or joystick at all times
>
> It uses full-size, high-quality laptop-style keys for excellent typing comfort and speed

Edit: Their website includes all of these as well as one bullet point related to disabilities - "One hand incapacitated? Type with the other! A Half Keyboard is ideal for someone with a hand injury or disability." - but that point is not included in the Amazon listing.

Then returned with two hookers and a cooler full of beer.

But my personal favorite:

> Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.

>Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Possibly the most related and hilarious set of amazon reviews ever. Scroll down and read the reviews if you have a few minutes. Pretty fuckin' funny.

https://www.amazon.com/Matias-HK101-Half-Keyboard/dp/B00006IZIL

Watg great bard caves great trafe.

You can also use the format amzn.com/ASIN where "ASIN" is the Amazon Standard Item Number, found in the original URL or by searching the product page for "ASIN". In this case the URL would be http://amzn.com/B0032HF60M

Not funny, I know; just thought it would be helpful since friggin Amazon uses mile-long URLs by default and we often want to share them, especially this time of year.

The picture is from the very funny book called Safe Baby Handling Tips.

Safe Baby Handling Tips https://www.amazon.com/dp/0762424915/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_vlCnub1SC51BM

Another good heart warming microwave cook book for one

If you want good amazon reviews, take a look at these reviews of this $120,000 TV


> "After selling my family into slavery I was able to afford this great TV! All and all with the amazing graphics and screen it was a great deal!"

Fucking. Classic.

There's a used one for only $18,000 dollars. I'm no financial expert, but I'd say that's a pretty good deal considering it's roughly 85% off...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00L403O8U/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

http://imgur.com/YZ5c9rQ

Probably the best $20.28 I've ever spent... just be mindful, they didn't really factor in your ability to see when they created the mask

Dear kids... amazon links only need to be amazon.com/dp/[ASIN] like this:

> amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M

This should help shorten your letters to santa.

It's from the Safe Baby Handling Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762424915

I would also recommend a Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762428430/

Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!

Really good one in the style of Poe.

The rest of the reviews are also pretty cool, occasionally i like people!
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The Amazon reviews are pretty funny for this book.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/1565546660/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_paging_btm_3?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=3

Not sure is there a UK version of this but this one is the best of all: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

This MUST get more upvotes to help it rise to the top. The ["view and share related images"] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all) is priceless for the humor alone. God, I miss Halloween.

Edited for link.

It's from here. Go there. Look at the other reviews. Now you won't have to spend the rest of the day on Reddit. You'll spend it on Amazon, but you won't buy anything.

Look at the suggested products. A lot of them have hilarious reviews as well.

Love the reviews. The ones on Veet are just as good, if not better.

Here's the link:
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1414265202&sr=1-3&keywords=veet

Nice, almost as good as The Mountain Three Wolf Shirt on Amazon. You should totally read the reviews, it will make your night.

Not even close.

The rest are pretty good too.

Kid has a nice choice in toys and it's pretty cheap, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.

I love the last image Amazon has for that product.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B000RIA95G/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_1?ie=UTF8&index=1&isremote=0

This one might actually be the original. Much funnier.

(See top comment in link.)

Here is my favorite. Makes me giggle out loud every time I read it.

40 lb bag of marshmallows: $198.56/64,799 calories = $0.0031 / calorie

Human body: ($8.70 + $13.99 + $2.42)/81,500 calories = $0.00031/calorie

human body win every time

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ref=59_hps_bw_g21_ir03?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKXODER&pf.rds=center-3&pf_rd=1XWg42fh1k03y7bmwqnm&pErd_t=101&pf_rd_p=13289015F2&pf_rd_I=16579
Kid's got good taste. Yes I typed it all out.

Not related but another hilarious amazon review... https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

So much Reddit love that the price is up to $575.
We did it Reddit.

If we're talking best, let's not forget the three wolf moon reviews.

What's weirder is how the sub-letters are reversed in order. My guess is it's some sort of ill-conceived 'efficiency' keyboard, trying to be the dvorak of onehanded typing. I bet it costs a bomb too.

Edit: Oh Jesus.

>Revolutionary Design

>Fast one hand typing using your existing touch typing skills

>Ultra compact

>Increase productivity, lets you keep your hand on the mouse, stylus, pen or joystick at all times

All for $575.00. Fucking bargain.

If you are interested in urine candy, you might also be interested in: This

This comment was also take from a different, and much more awesome, knife. http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ

Possibly the best review of the book by Kyle Kruczek.

Second best.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A

The best review I've read was for Tuscan Whole Milk:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1333500581&sr=8-5

Save yourself time...

40 lb. case:
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40lb/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=sr_1_3?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1373556076&sr=1-3&keywords=cereal+marshmallows+20+lb

12 oz. to 6 lbs.:
http://www.amazon.com/3-Lb-Cereal-Marshmallows-Bulk/dp/B0084VBP2Y/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1373556076&sr=1-1-fkmr0&keywords=cereal+marshmallows+20+lb

You should get him diabetes in a box.

Great photo btw.

Here's the link...there are a couple of other great reviews, too.

https://smile.amazon.com/Matias-HK101-Half-Keyboard/dp/B00006IZIL/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1492397612&sr=8-11&keywords=one+handed+keyboard

For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.

Ha! Guess i should link that one as well!

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=cts_ap_2_fbt

Like this $120,000 one? The joke customer reviews are priceless.

The rest of the reviews are funny as well.

This'll go perfect with the recipe book!

Congrats! You can now expect one of these in the mail! http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

I'm loving the reviews

I believe you will find this relevant to your interests.

Also it's quite amusing that "People who viewed this item also viewed Dancing with Jesus: A Collection of Miraculous Moves"

I have one and it works. Amazing invention.

https://www.amazon.com/Drop-Stop-Original-Patented-Filler/dp/B00BYH6C1E

There are more reviews and they at all amazing: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8#

If you're looking for a banana slicer, you should check out the 571 by Hutzler. It's the pinnacle of fruit puck perfection. Check out the rave reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII?pc_redir=1405944855&robot_redir=1

This also has excellent reviews.

No it's not. I just got this from Amazon last night. Source So if someone posted something similar in the past, then okay, but I literally made this post myself.

Edit: As a redditor defending my honor and I demand a link to this repost accusation! Added my link.

There are some other nuggets of comedy gold in the reviews as well, and goes on for pages.

Yes, this is actually a real thing. At least, the recipe book is. The reviewer may likely be joking.

That's a good review.

My favourite?

VEET FOR MEN!

https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_cmps_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

You clearly need The Drop Stop

No really, I put them in my car and they're great.

The brand we all know and love is Arcor I believe. Don't be turned off by the weird packaging. These are the same candies that normally reside in Grandma's glass jar of assorted candies. http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Juice-Filled-Strawberry-Kosher/dp/B004TNVSDW/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1367828861&sr=1-1&keywords=arcor+strawberry+candy

Lol @ resposts on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001DZTJRQ/ref=s9_simh_gw_p200_d0_i5?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1E34MY4G47QFWT45TRAR&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1389517282&pf_rd_i=507846

And at a mete $3.69, it was a steal!

Do be sure to read those reviews. They're awesome.

Best reviews ever, IMHO. Only a Saudi prince could really afford it, but apparently our credit companies are lending to own this.

Actually, the creatures with horse heads and human body are living peacefully and symbiotically with full homo sapiens as observed here.

If you havent already some reviews for this stuff on Amazon are hilarious.

I had to search Uranium Ore, to check it was true. It is indeed, however, under the "What do customers ultimately buy after viewing this?" heading was this. Has Reddit got WMDs? :O

In case it helps anyone, you can remove any search terms in an amazon URL and replace with "product" (as the child did here) and you can also remove the "ref" section completely, so this one would end at after /B0032HF60M/

I always enjoy reading the Veet for Men reviews

I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.

I always found paper straws to be much more enjoyable to use than plastic ones.

You're welcome.

http://www.amazon.com/Kikkerland-Biodegradable-Paper-Straws-Striped/dp/B004K8N0Z0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369849968&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=candycane+straws

My all time favorite one link

Found it on Amazon. You are welcome.

Here's a link for the one and only actually verified purchase review and the guy actually gives a good reason to give it only a 1 star out of 5.

Turns out some of the knives are too long to actually be closed and you can't actually close each knife. I would also be pretty pissed. If something is so expensive, they might as well make it possible to completely close the thing.

The Haribo reviews and the Veet for Men reviews are my two favorite ones.

Still my favorite: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

For those interested in buying it... AMAZON!

These?
Edit: link updated to actual candy thanks to dizneedave. Sorry I haven't checked reddit all day to fix sooner.

The book is "Safe Baby Handling Tips" by david and kelly sopp

http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915

They stole that image from this book.

It's a good, cheap baby present, in case people are in the market for that.

here is the right product with the awesome Juice Filling

all the other ones are imitations with no filling

Thats funny because I just ordered 6 bags and I'm going to bathe in them when they arive

Better than this book. http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

This is always a good review

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B0047E0EII/R2XV0DBIL2KQU4/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_1?ie=UTF8&cursor=1

This product is probably only half as good as [this one] (http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII)

This is good too: http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

Wolf shirt is way better: https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-T-Shirt/dp/B002HJ377A

Yeah. You can buy uranium on amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502607828&sr=8-1

Check out this one also. funny
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_3

You guys might like

[Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch](http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_1?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1394910679&sr=1-
1&keywords=zenith+defy+xtreme)


and the Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer's reviews.

If you liked it: [Safe Baby Handling Tips Book] (http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915)

More helpful tips from the same authors...

Could have saved some time...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

Looks like a job for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer!
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

Link. There are loads of hilarious reviews.

Here is a link to the TV that the reviews are from:

Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L403O8U/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_i0eyub02C1Y9T

Ah yes, the Natural Harvest.

This reminds me of the banana slicer. The reviews are hilarious.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

Amazon

Although, I find the pig one funnier

Clearly, someone has not read the review for the "Three Wolf, Moon T-shirt."

All the reviews on it are pretty funny and stupid

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM

This is almost as good as the Three Wolf Moon review

That is almost as good as the reviews for [Tuscan Whole Milk] (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)

Hey OP this is part of a book, you could at least give the author credit. here

You sure can!

You can thank me later.

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
http://amzn.com/1481227041

You mean the one that looks like this?

Go purchase something like this https://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-KIT19001-SSScat/dp/B000RIA95G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1466110148&sr=8-1&keywords=cat+motion+sensor+spray

I like these, also check out the vendor list

Reverand Lux Newman had this to say:

I bought these candies because I thought I recognized the colored wrappers of the strawberry candies we were used to as children... the ones that have been around for about 50 years. These are NOT the original candies. These candies are imitation ones made in Columbia. The same wrappers are used to deceive people into thinking they are buying the originals. These candies from Columbia are dried up on the outside. The papers stick to the candies. Most importantly, this Columbia brand does not have the strawberry gel filling that the original candies have. If you are looking for the originals, they are by Arcor. Don't settle for this substitute. They don't compare.

I found the originals on Amazon, if anybody is interested.

"Q: Does this tv come with composite hookups? I want to be able to connect my VCR."


This whole Amazon page is fucking gold https://www.amazon.com/ask/questions/asin/B00L403O8U/ref=ask_mdp_dpmw_ql_hza?isAnswered=true#top

Now you need the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Be sure to read the Q and A. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DNKKzbDAF4BXP

You should probably make sure she didn't get the recipe from this cookbook:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/rekcs9_hps_bw_g21_ir03?pf_rd_M=ATVPDKIICXODER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rdr-1XWq42FH1K03Y7BMWQNM&pf_rd_+=101&pf_rd_p=1328901592&pf_rd_1=6579

That's a cool RC Car, kid.

I thought this looked pretty cool, until I saw the $575 price tag.

Matias Half Keyboard https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00006IZIL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_27.8yb1SYEZ6H

for the curious
https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ

Product on Shark Tank solves this http://www.amazon.com/Drop-Stop-Original-Patented-Filler/dp/B00BYH6C1E

Well ya, If you Haven't seen Veet -- the Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

Paper straws have made a comeback via Pinterest. You can find them in most gift shops, novelty stores, Etsy. Kikkerland has some too on Amazon.

My favourite review: “The straws soften, but I guess thats what happens with paper straws.”

Amazon link

There is only one real review which says it's basically not even functional and was created only as a display item to demonstrate the various tools in their catalog.

I love this thing. It sprays your cat using a remote sensor, so the cat starts to fear the environment, rather than being wary of a person with a spray bottle.

Video of it in action: http://youtu.be/zP5gx6Bw7v0?t=49s

Customer images at amazon are awesome!

Here's the link to the Amazon page these reviews are on!

According to camelcamelcamel, it sells for between $853 and $1400: Link

Don't worry, you can get one refurbished for nearly double the price!

I found the bag in question: here

As of viewing the page the question is the top question on the page

Put one of these up there, cats don't fuck with these.

When I bought a Geiger counter Amazon suggested Uranium to me...

The Amazon page

This picture gives a generel idea of the TV's size

It's an adaptation of the amazon review of the three wolf moon shirt.

Amazon Prime eligible:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004TNVSDW/ref=oh_details_o00_s01_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Here is the actual Amazon product link.

Found them on Amazon.

This is, for me, the finest Amazon review ever. It's quite British.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

if you do feel yourself growing self-conscious, throw on one of those horse head masks to shift focus

Relevant Amazon product

This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.

I expected a gag gift. It was not.

Got this for my buddy as a gag gift when he told us they were having a kid.

The whole idea of the button down shirt is that it allows you to wear an undershirt, like the Thee Wolf Moon shirt, which would be worn with the outer shirt open for maximum wolf.

let us not forget VEET for Men

I hope this is less than that half of a keyboard. That POS was nearly $600. 600 for half a damn keyboard .



This POS was posted a few days ago

Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk

Guys look at this Amazon review. Now I'm buying it!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/1565546660/R1YTRFFOEP53JA/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_1?ie=UTF8&cursor=1

First hit! WontDoAnal, are you a wizard?

I bet they took a recipe from this book.

I do feel insecure.

It's so much more than just a breath freshener!
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Anyone ever see this? The reviews are priceless...
Banana Slicer

It's not real

(But actually it really is)

Also: my favorite

Relevant Cookbook

Bon appetite (nsfw cookbook)

or...

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes might have it beat.

The banana slicer.

I raise you these reviews

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_P2M4tb0QPNRKB

Obviously you've never heard about the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Check out what people had to say about it.

i'd rather have the HDMI cable than most anything else in the 'customers who bought this also bought:'

for reference: http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/

That is obviously not a real horse, just somebody wearing an Accoutrements Horse Head Mask from amazon.com.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003G4IM4S/ref=s9_simh_gw_p21_d0_g21_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=17QRTKDDQED19BQP6TCR&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/rek=59_hps_bw_g2l_iro3?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKXODER&pf_rds=center_3&pf_rd_r_1XWg42FH1K03Y7BMWQNM8pf_rd_E101&pf_rd_p=13289015F2&pf_rd_1=6579

It gets worse

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1565546660/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1510080580&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M This is what that kid asked for.

Strangest looking cordless drill battery I've ever seen.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/

You don't need this. Amazon url can be shortened to amazon.com/dp/B00[32HF60M]

Shorter link: amzn.com/B0032HF60M

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

Or to shorten it even more

amzn.com/B0032HF60M

Click this one smarty pants

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/