Reddit reviews BlueTop(TM) Bronze Stud Alchemy Dragon Left Earring

I am going to be going Trick or Treating with my 14 month old daughter and a group of friends. Our friends have a small tribe of children, so I know they will keep us entertained :P Before we leave to go get candy, they always have a 'Halloween Dinner' before hand complete with worms, zombie fingers, and lots of other gross things. I think I'm going to make mummy dogs.

Dragons are Halloween-ish, right? Or, pick whatever you like :)

1. Whilest reading an exceedingly humorous written account of a televised debate about legalizing a non-toxic plant substance, I read that one of the participants had mistakenly claimed that children had died from the consumption of said flora and upon discussing his error with those more wise than he, publicly retracted his erroneous statement. I'm beginning to believe that my pet cat Chauncey's caricature of humans is not too far from the truth. Reading such fine print is becoming tiresome for these millenia-aged eyes, so I hope to employ this Dragon product created by humans to issue commands to my computer.
   
   
2. A dragon earring would be neat.
   
   
3. Third thing.
   
   
4. You know where I live!