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The book that truly explains what the Bible is literally saying in a hilarious manner is called "God Is Disappointed In You"
It describes the guards thinking that the king was "taking one of his notoriously long shits"
God is Disappointed in You is a condensed version of the entire Bible. Absolutely hilarious, and by far the best way to read the Bible if you don't actually want to read the Bible. You can read a sample chapter (Genesis) online; here's an excerpt:
> God built a beautiful garden in Iraq for Adam and Eve to live in. Adam and Eve spent their days running around naked and playing frisbee. They ate a lot of fruit. It was a lot like living at a Grateful Dead concert. God’s one rule was that they couldn’t eat the fruit from this magical tree he’d planted in the center of the garden. I don’t know why he put it there. It just tied the whole garden together.
> Understandably, Adam and Eve were consumed with curiosity about this tree. It was just one of thousands of trees in the garden, but now they found it impossible to resist eating its magical fruit... and having a talking snake constantly goading them into it didn’t help any. So Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the forbidden tree and were immediately endowed with the knowledge of good and evil, which mostly made them uptight about nudity.
> When God found out about the missing fruit, he went apeshit. He yelled at them, evicted Adam and Eve from the garden and, as extra punishment, he ordered them to become parents. This move backfired, however, because Adam and Eve simply filled the world with children who murdered each other, worshiped idols and had sex with giants, all of which really pulled God’s beard.
And another:
> God really hated Sodom and Gomorrah. The people there wanted to have sex with absolutely everything. They even tried to have sex with two angels God sent to warn Lot leave town. Angel rape is not how you get on God’s good side, so God incinerated the cities and all their inhabitants with fire and brimstone, except for Lot and his family, whom he let escape. But during their getaway, Lot’s wife made the mistake of turning to look back upon her burning hometown, for which God turned her into a pillar of salt, her punishment for the crime of nostalgia.
> Lot’s daughters felt it was a shame that, because their mother was salt, Lot would never have a son to carry on his family name. So they got their father drunk and had sex with him until he impregnated them both, which sort of made Lot his own father-in-law.
The author (Mark Russell) followed it up with a book based on the Apocrypha (Apocrypha Now) which isn't quite as funny but is still worth a look, especially if you're not familiar with those books.
https://www.amazon.com/God-Disappointed-You-Mark-Russell/dp/1603090983
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I'll have to pick up a used copy - thanks!
God is Disapointed in you for posting this picture
edit: the book in the passenger seat
You might want to check this out (especially the audio book narrated by James Urbaniak) :
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1603090983/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Aside:
If people don't want to, or find the Bible hard to read - a good alternative is "God is Disappointed In You". It's a humourous abridged but somewhat accurate version of the Bible. Amazon link.
I own it and love it. Whilst I did read the Bible mostly cover to cover a few years ago (skipped the genealogy), this comedy version is a great refresher.
There's actually a book that's sort of written like this. Met one of the creators at the NYCC '15. I think there also other books that are similar in nature.
The book "God is Disappointed in You" by Mark Russell treats the whole Bible in this style. https://www.amazon.com/God-Disappointed-You-Mark-Russell/dp/1603090983/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504788160&sr=8-1&keywords=god+is+disappointed+in+you
I've learned a hell of a lot more from God Is Disappointed In You than I have in seminary. My history class also has taught me more about life then than seminary has.
https://www.amazon.com/God-Disappointed-You-Mark-Russell/dp/1603090983 My brother got me this book for Christmas one year. It might be what you are looking for.
Here it is:
https://www.amazon.com/God-Disappointed-You-Mark-Russell/dp/1603090983
If you find comparable versions of the Koran and Tora, let me know! I'm definitely interested.
This is kid a like that. Pretty funny read.
http://www.amazon.com/God-Disappointed-You-Mark-Russell/dp/1603090983