Reddit reviews The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)

There's a whole section of pick up strategies in The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!). There are some in this article, but others are only in the book, like how to pick-up specific types of lesbian:

The DIY Lesbian

"My life has vastly
improved since I started to
roll my own tampons."

The sporty lesbian

"Is that Old Spice that
you're wearing, or... is that Old
Spice that you're wearing?"

The straight-looking lesbian

Say literally
anything - she's thrilled someone
is talking to her.

Pass her a note. I am reading this book and I happen to love poetry and the author gave me a great idea to write haikus to lovely ladies. Seriously just write a short note with a clever haiku and I promise you, you'll get a decent response from her.

I am starting to keep a pen and paper with me at all times.

Here's a starter haiku

I know you don't know

me. But your smile makes me blush.

Here is my number?

edit: for you tech dependent gals, you can change "number" to "Insta", "Tinder", "Snapchat", lol. ;)

OP’s late so I did some as much digging as I could.

The source for the blotter art seems to come from The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book With Cats that contains this image (sorry for crappy link, automod deletes Etsy and google images links).

I also found two other people that had the finalized blotter. This guy first and then this guy.

Alas, I couldn’t find any purchasable unlaid tabs.