Reddit reviews Toto MS992CUMFG#01 Neorest 1.0 GPF and 0.8 GPF 700H Dual Flush Toilet, Cotton White
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Double Cyclone Flushing systemDecorative one-piece with skirted design and high profile tankElongated front bowl with SoftClose seatCyclone siphon jet flushing system, ultra-high efficiency (1.0GPF/3.8LPF and 0.8GPF/3.0LPF)Convenient remote controlHands-Free Automatic FlushHeated seat with temperature controlGentle, aerated water spray with accommodating oscillating and pulsating features
Well, I don't know what the brand was, because all the text was in Japanese (which made it even more fun to play with, because every button I pushed was a surprise!) - but I've found some pics on Amazon to give you a sense of the thing.
Imagine a toilet like this
And on the wall beside you there's a control interface like this.
I can't even tell you how enjoyable that potty was.
My favorite setting was a cool seat with a soft, warm mist from tip to taint, and an oscillating jet pulse of slightly warmer water right on the butthole.
Then, you get dried off with a hot blast of scented air.
I don't remember what the venue was, who all the people were at the party, or even what music or food we had - but I distinctly remember that wonderful magic John.
ETA: Also I had the sound set on this ~30 second loop that sounded like a waterfall in the jungle.
The lights were nice and dim and the stall door was wood, and went all the way from cieling to floor with a very sturdy lock that made an affirmative ka-chunk sound.
The floor was clean and there was a coat rack right there in the stall.
The walls were slate-tiled and there was no lingering smell from previous poopers.
It was incredible.
Some are $300, eh? Clearly you haven't seen the Toto Neorest units:
https://www.amazon.com/MS992CUMFG-01-Neorest-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B00FOUDF62
Now THERE is a toilet......
No. This is a pro bowl
probably not as much as this $5000 toilet: https://www.amazon.com/MS992CUMFG-01-Neorest-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B00FOUDF62/