Reddit reviews Zydot Ultra Clean Shampoo

I’ve used this twice and passed both times
Zydot Ultra Clean Shampoo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_.MKkDb3E1WZZJ

I've heard that Zydots Ultra Clean shampoo has worked for several people who were heavy marijuana users.
https://www.amazon.com/Zydot-Ultra-Clean-Shampoo/dp/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I would try this one if I had to pick: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it/143-6533952-6877630?ie=UTF8&qid=1504067070&sr=8-1&keywords=zydot

Maybe try reading up on it on google and Reddit for home remedies. This seems to be a good post about it too: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/606hh1/how_to_pass_the_hair_follicle_drug_test/

Edit: Good luck!!! Let me know how it goes :) I believe in you!!

My doubt is based on the majority of people in the link you provided claiming it doesn’t work. The website you linked is obviously an advert for the product - and your angry comments because I doubt the product you’re pushing so hard to be used makes me feel that you’re just an advert too, lol.


And yes, I do believe the fact that I spend a considerable amount of my free time giving advice and helping people pass their drug tests makes me a bit more knowledgable on the subject than you.


Enjoy your day :)


Edit: all the reviews seem to say the same shit, “follow the instructions and you will pass” and they are all 5 stars, Amazon is known for having a bad review system that is abused by product sellers. All it takes is the product seller purchasing the product from themselves at the regular price and their review is “verified.” The majority of reviews are 1 star, saying the product failed them. https://www.amazon.com/hz/reviews-render/lighthouse/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_lh_10?ie=UTF8&filterByKeyword=followed+the+instructions&pageNumber=1


Edit2: looking back, the website you linked sells the product they’re pushing, so of course they’ll claim “it’s the only product we know works!!1!”


Edit3: the majority of reviews for the product are one star “it doesn’t work” reviews, it has a 2.9 rating because of the (likely and obviously fake) 5 Star reviews that parrot each other. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00KJS9TTQ/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_paging_btm_3?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=3 all the one star reviews.

This might be worth a shot.

https://www.amazon.com/Zydot-Ultra-Clean-Shampoo/dp/B00KJS9TTQ

FFS, you must've missed this part:

'The uniqueness of Ultra Clean Shampoo to pass a hair drug test rests in the way in keeps the drugs in your hair from being detected by the hair drug test.

As a review, the hair drug test is able to detect drugs in your hair by cutting your hair sample into very small pieces to expose as much of the cortex in as many hair follicles as possible. These hair follicles are then exposed to a special solvent that in effect dissolves the cortex leaving the drug metabolites in suspension within this solvent.

The suspension is then spun in a centrifuge to concentrate the suspension and the associated metabolites. A special test is then applied to that concentrated suspension and the results are established.

[...] Ultra Clean Shampoo attacks the problem in an entirely different way. Most hair shampoos try to avoid the hair drug test from accessing the drug metabolites by removing them from the hair follicle before your test. Even if they are able to remove some metabolites, a great number still remain for the hair drug test to detect.

The second part of the Ultra Clean Shampoo program is a very unique sealer. This sealer not only is very pliable for a period of time, it is also very resistant to the solvent used by the hair drug test.

When the tester cuts your hair sample into very small pieces the sealer on your hair follicle seals the ends of each shaft where and when it was cut. It creates hundreds of small entirely sealed capsules.

When the tester places these small sealed capsules in the solvent it can not remove the drug metabolites from the hair. The result is there are very few drug metabolites for the hair test to detect. You will always test clean.

To be fair, the Ultra Clean Shampoo can not seal each hair follicle piece on both ends. Some make it through. However, the cut off point for the drug metabolite presence is far higher than the concentration of these few metabolites that make it through the sealing process. You always test clean."

Here's the thing, I'm offering a solution to the motherfucking problem rather than sit with my thumbs up my ass and say "That won't work, hurr-hurr-hurr."

Assuming OP does what's known as "due diligence" (s)he would find a 3-star review of the product on Amazon.

But no, let's listen to you the all-knowing chucklefuck who's not helping ...