Reddit reviews TENGA Easy Beat EGG Mens Portable Pleasure Device, Male Sleeve Stroker EGG-001 Wavy

Have you ever used a tenga egg? If not, maybe you should try that first. They're not meant to last for a very long time, but they are a lot cheaper. I've never used a fleshlight, but the two tenga egss I've used were fantastic.

http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-EGG001-Wavy-Egg/dp/B002JJXKJI/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2/181-7137550-6225303

[NSFW] The little eggs, yeah. Mostly truck stops that might have them. The local diner or movie house will stick to condoms, but the travelers' stops will have more stuff.

If you're looking at around-the-house objects, you're not gonna find what you want. You're not even supposed to use a run of the mill waterproof vibrator up your tailpipe because they're made of hard plastic.

What you're looking for is something soft. Your body moves and squeezes and gives, so you need something small or something with body-safe silicone, preferably both.

Ebay's got plugs for $5 or less, with free shipping. There's really no excuse to not do your dang research and find something for you. Heck, there's places online where you can get all sorts of different toys if you save up for a bit.

And you're going to want lube to go with your new toy. Use a water-based lubricant, because silicone based lubes may interact with your toy and screw it up. Also, you're almost certainly going to want toy covers and cleaner. You can use cheap condoms as toy covers; just pull them over the toy when you're ready to play, have your fun, then peel the cover off and throw it away. Easy.

It's also really easy to try this in the bathtub, as the hot water helps you relax and makes clean up much easier. You'll need to relax and go slow your first time. Don't rush; you'll get there. Listen to your body and don't stress about size at first. Start with something reasonable.

If you try something small, make sure it has a base or a cord so you can't lose it. The same is true with small, egg-shaped vibrators; always get one with a cord instead of the cordless so you can always get it back out. Losing something inside yourself is not a fun trip to the ER. It's mortally embarassing for you, just another aggravating Tuesday night for them.

Back to clean up for a moment. You can usually wash most silicone toys in the dishwasher, but I'm guessing you're young and share your home with your family, so this may not be an option for you. Boiling your toy will kill anything you may get on it, but make sure you use plenty of water. If your toy touches the edge or bottom of the pot, it may melt a bit before you notice. It's not good for the toy or the pot, and here again is a good reason why it's smart to start small.

Now, assuming you order discreetly online and go pretty bargain basement about it, you can order a basic plug, lube, and possibly a lube shooter for about $15 total. If you want to get latex gloves and lube to try fingering with, that's even cheaper.

But if you're really looking for the most amount of bang for your buck, try a Tenga Egg instead. They're usually around $7 or less, you can order them for less on ebay, most sex stores carry them, and they are amazing. They're easy to clean, reusable to a point (they do stretch a bit after a while), and they come with enough lube to get you started. They feel wonderful, and you can masturbate with all of the regular techniques your body is already used to, or you can mix it up a bit and try something new. They're also small and easy to hide. I don't know why parents don't just hand these things out to teenage kids and let them go to town with 'em. Seriously, get a Tenga Egg. Don't shove it up your bum.

So, to recap:

1. Only use soft, forgiving things for anal play.
   
2. Get relaxed and lube well.
   
3. Start with something reasonably sized.
   
4. Relax and take your time.
   
5. Only use water based lube with silicone toys.
   
6. Only use toys that have a wide base or a cord so you can get it back out when you're done.
   
7. Boil your toys or use the dishwasher if you know your toy is dishwasher safe. You can also buy toy cleaner spray.
   
8. Try a Tenga Egg.
   
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   Edit: Hell, you can make your own pocket pussy with two sponges, a rubber glove, a cup, and some rubber bands. There's plenty of tutorials online, and you can get supplies for those at any dollar store. You can even soak it in warm water so the sponges make it feel nice and warm.

This. Also, try adding an inside-out Tenga egg to give the HMW a degree of softness/squishiness.

Agreed. The Stamina one is amazing.

I wanna try that Tenga flip thing though.

Also from Tenga the egg is super fun but not as amazing as a Fleshlight.

The biggest complaint I have with the Fleshlight is that it's not tight in different ways. I like a LOT of grip (probably too much) and it's the same all the way thru it.

Also it gets HEAVY jacking it off all the time. You wont speed jack in the thing without your arms going freakish Hulk-sized from it.

https://www.amazon.com/TENGA-EGG001-Tenga-Egg-Wavy/dp/B002JJXKJI/ref=pd_sbs_121_img_0/135-7809673-8711045?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B002JJXKJI&pd_rd_r=7058d27b-e5c9-48fd-8c88-0bfb68e7feff&pd_rd_w=NAtYE&pd_rd_wg=31Lh7&pf_rd_p=5cfcfe89-300f-47d2-b1ad-a4e27203a02a&pf_rd_r=CB64RJGR94YE8C85MF7B&psc=1&refRID=CB64RJGR94YE8C85MF7B

I just have the fantasy of having sex.

shits and giggles