Best paranormal erotica books according to redditors
We found 87 Reddit comments discussing the best paranormal erotica books. We ranked the 36 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 87 Reddit comments discussing the best paranormal erotica books. We ranked the 36 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
So the Lusty Argonian Maid is an actual book now? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078QWRF27/
Yep!
Boy, do I have a novel for you, then.
Warning: Erotic fantasy with BDSM elements
My second Were-Whale book is now published, it's called Humped by the Humpback !
I'm still having trouble with the blurb html showing up. Any feedback would be helpful. :)
Without paranormal creatures? Oh, yuck! Go read, like, a harlequin romance novel.
But for cereal, check out the last few monthly contest winner pages. A lot of the winners and runners up have non-paranormal stories. It's about a 50/50 split.
Here's a little somethin' somethin' to hold you over until you find more.
Edit: A friend of mine writes romance with paranormal creatures, which is probably something that wouldn't float your boat. But, in case you freaky and you like it a lot, click this.
Worst probably would be first person present tense: "I am stroking her clitoris with my fingers." Umm, no you aren't.
> or....it
Someone to Cuttle: probably NSFW
My Fic:
Fandom: Politics
Rating: M
Title: Melania: Devourer of Men
Genre: Horror/Romance
LINK
Summary: Melania Trump had it all. But when her husband Donald becomes President of the United States, the quiet life of this former model is thrown into disarray. Now she has to fight to keep her life intact -- and protect the deadly secret close to her chest.
This is my first book and I'd be touched to hear your thoughts!
Want to really see something disturbing?
Shape-shifter cuttlefish gay erotica exists.
Cover art for a Kindle series btw.
Curious if anyone wants to compare and contrast:
Outfoxed is my best-seller so far. I published it like 3-4 weeks ago and it still gets 1-3 sales per day, which is a lot for me. I just published a sequel, Foxy Lady, and it's not doing nearly as well. The keywords are identical, so I'm curious if anyone can spot the problem.
I love topical erotic fiction.
I had to write a book review on this one once:
https://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Paranormal-Straight-Seduction-Story-ebook/dp/B00866SJ4E
It's all over the place. I'm going to comb through this thread too maybe. I definitely have to find one by Kyell Gold.
Brandon Blankenburg - 'racy' 'zoological horror fiction', undersea focus
Kiona Willoughby - good reviews on a first [?] book
Josiah Warbaum - "A patron of fine motorcycles, finer scotches and the finest of words"
John J. Sanders "I write programs by day, to make big dangerous machines behave, and write science and speculative fiction by night, to entertain." 'spec fic'--gotta see
[Bleak Horizons](https://www.amazon.com/Bleak-Horizons-Hoch-Tarl-ebook/dp/B07BJY1P7W/ref=sr_1_32?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525374604&sr=1-
32&keywords=anthropomorphic&refinements=p_20%3AEnglish)
[anthology, March 2018, $10, no reviews, hmm]
maybes:
[Joe Sherman]
(https://www.amazon.com/Student-One-Joe-Sherman-ebook/dp/B071SG24MD/ref=sr_1_10?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525370263&sr=1-
10&keywords=anthropomorphic)
[Bees](https://www.amazon.com/Bees-Novel-Laline-Paull-ebook/dp/B00FJ3CM7M/ref=sr_1_7?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525370263&sr=1-
7&keywords=anthropomorphic)
[$13]
Flight of the Star Phoenix "won the 2013 Ursa Major Award for best novel"--I suppose that's where i should really be looking, but I'll pick it up later.
Thanks.
I did get an email from them saying its live. All my books in other stores are live - except for the us store. It just says unavailable to purchase which is worrying me.
If you dont mind, could you check my store page out? If u’re living in the US, that is. Just want to know!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KJDJ4CT
I even have it in a couple of blurbs (this and that) and the books are not adult filtered.
It's spaced, if that makes a difference.
Do they only apply that bestiality rule to the word doggy? Someone to Cuttle (Gay Cuttlefish Shapeshifter Erotica) and many other just as explicit titles are out there? I have some werecreature stuff coming out soon, trying to figure out a title.
Here are all the local Amazon links I could find:
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Here is the sample from the story where this art piece inspired me. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XVKLD61
...It was on that first full moon that she saw them. The closet door opened, it wasn't the first time she saw it do this while she huddled afraid of the scurrying shadows. This night nothing came running out of the closet. The two creatures stayed right where they were up on a high shelf. Sheila could see them clearly, particularly the wicked grin of the male staring back at her. He sat there with his legs dangling off the shelf. His cock, large and stiff, almost came up to meet his pointed teeth.
The teeth of another came down to nibble at its tip. The female sitting by his side reached across his lap to slowly devour that big cock. Her long, prehensile tongue came down to engulf it. It wrapped around the base like a serpent. She swallowed him slowly and watched Sheila's reaction as she did through the corner of a beady black eye. Just above her head and behind her bat-like ears, the male was staring at Sheila too. The further his mate sank her teeth down the length of his cock, the more Sheila could see of his terrible grin. It was an ominous forbearance of what was to come.
Sheila was frightened; there was no doubt. The impish creatures persisted night after night in tormenting her. Their games and ploys got worse with each night. They even began to whisper to her that they would do the same nasty and perverted things to her. This, of course, was then followed up with a visual demonstration, one that Sheila couldn't ignore. They made a terrible ruckus as they rolled on the floor or fucked on her dressers and bookshelves. Screeching and crying, they grinned wickedly back at Sheila just before the male whipped his dick out upon the small body of his mate and made a terrible mess of her....
So the Lusty Argonian Maid is an actual book now? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078QWRF27/
> You forgot the bit about not being gay anymore when you die!
Wait I thought it was the other way around.
I'm probably too late for this but:
[Gay Cuttlefish Shapeshifter Erotica] (http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttle-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2)
Personally I always thought this was the best worst
While we're at it, why can you buy this on Amazon?
Summary: Becky has ventured out into the woods in search of the elusive bigfoot, the sasquatch, the yeti, and the dogman many times before. However, this time she finally finds him!
She finds out that it’s true what they say about guys with big feet and the sasquatch has the biggest feet of them all!
A bit of tongue-in-cheek erotica for those looking for something a little outside of the norm.
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Sample:
Becky had been chasing rumors of bigfoot for years. She’d chased after yetis in the Himalayas, dogmen in Michigan, and spent countless nights in forests everywhere waiting for the hairy giant to show up.
She ran a hand over her brown hair, adjusted the ponytail to tighten it a little, and wiped the sweat from the back of her neck. The campsite was finally set up and she could take a short break before she tried to call out the beast.
She sat near a small propane heater, not wanting to start a campfire for fear that the scent of smoke would drive him away, and sipped at the sweet hot apple cider she’d made from a packet of powder and some boiled water.
She flipped through a notebook spoke into a handheld recorder.
“I have a good feeling this time. There have been dozens of reports in just a ten-mile radius of my site. I’m sure I’ll be able to call out the sasquatch. I’ve set up motion-triggered video cameras all around the campsite. I’ll have proof. Possibly even biological samples to run genetic tests on…”
She went on for several minutes, describing why she felt her chances for an encounter were high and how she would finally prove the existence of bigfoot to the world before turning off her recorder and putting it into her pocket.
she picked up a stick and struck it against a nearby tree, listening as the dull thud echoed through the forest around her. Then she held up small media player and played back a call she’d recorded years before that she was sure was a sasquatch. It was almost human but full of guttural sounds that she’d only heard from wild animals before.
After an hour, she sighed, dropped the stick, and tucked the media player back into one of the pockets of her cargo pants. she sighed and walked back to the middle of her camp, clicked the starter on her camp stove a few times, and started heating up the chili she’d brought.
“Might as well have dinner. After I answer Nature. She’s calling really loud…”
She walked a few feet from her camp into the woods, pulled out a small pack of tissue, pulled down her pants, and squatted near a tree. As she listened to the splatter and trickle an the ground, it took her a moment to realize that the rest of the forest around her had gone silent.
“Is that a skunk?” she wondered, noticing a thick, musky odor that had crept up around her.
She looked around, unable to see very far into the murky dark between the trees, then a glint of moonlight reflected off of something a few feet in front of her.
She squinted, letting her eyes adjust and widen as details of a face formed in the dim moonlight that filtered through the trees. Almost human, with high cheekbones and long dark hair wreathing it.
“Fuck,” she whispered.
She froze, not daring to move for fear of frightening the near-mythical beast away. They both stayed crouched, staring at each other from across a few feet. She let her eyes wander across his hirsute body as her eyes grew more accustomed to the dark. Massive muscles heaved under the thick hair that covered his body, heaving with every silent breath he took.
He half-stood and crept forward, the musky smell moving before him and becoming thick with each inch he grew closer to her.
“I guess that’s why he’s called the skunk ape by a lot of people,” she thought.
Despite an uneasy fear, the excitement of actually, finally meeting bigfoot thrilled through her body. Even her teeth felt like they were ringing in her closed mouth.
His face was soon inches from hers, then even closer, his breath hot on her neck and cheeks. His sniffed in, the noise loud enough to drown out her thoughts for a moment, and moved his massive head around her as if working out what she was by scent as much as by sight.
Her hand, moving without any thought from her, reached out and touched his chest. The hair was soft, tangled here and there, and the muscles were as solid as any bodybuilder she’d ever dated, in fact, more solid.
He paused in his exploration of her body, his eyes looking deep into her own, and she could see what she was sure was intelligence, a real mind, someplace in his semi-bestial face.
His brow furrowed and relaxed while her hand traced lines and circles on his massive chest. When he suddenly moved forward, Becky fell backward, her bare ass landing on the rough root of a tree and reminding her that she hadn’t pulled up her pants.
One of his massive hands reached out and grabbed hold of her pants while his face thrust forward between her legs, and he began sniffing at her pussy.
The heat of his breath warmed her pussy and she began to feel the rising tickle of excitement grow between her slender legs. When his thick, rough tongue lapped at her pussy, she leaned back and moaned, despite her attempt to stay silent.
“You… You really are a bit human,” she whispered to him, hoping it wouldn’t scare him away. “Do… Do you… like that?”
Her fingers tangled into the hair on his head while he continued to sniff and lap at her pussy. Soon, a wave of disorganized sensation spread across her body and her voice, despite herself, echoed back from the trees around them.
His hand, still on her mostly pulled down pants, tightened and Becky found herself upside down, dangling in the air and staring at the largest cock she’d ever seen.
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Read the rest on:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00P86KIFI
Well, that only took 2 days. Thanks Amazon!
Now That I'm A Ghost, I'm Gay.
Here is a book that isn't mine, but I'm jealous of:
http://www.amazon.com/Mate-Chosen-Werewolf-Erotica-Shifter-ebook/dp/B00QJI4YX6/
I had it open in my browser because I was searching my competition. It has a great cover, first of all. Shifter books are usually dark, but this adds eye-catching brightness while still keeping the look and all the cliches (The darkness, a wolf and a moon).
The title is simple, and says what it probably is.
I clicked on it, and I liked the blurb. It is what I consider the right length, tempting but not cheezy.
The rank is 20k and it was published on Dec 3. 20k is not the best, but it's the first book on that pen name, so you know that it's not because she has fans waiting to buy whatever she puts out.
I can't see someone else's keywords, but I would guess that for a shifter book she has "alpha male", "shifter", "Werewolf" (Character words), and "paranormal romance" for her category keywords (it's in paranormal and romantic erotica). That's 4, so she probably rounded it out with something that's not in the title. "Shifter erotica", "werewolf mating erotica", "Alpha wolf mating", maybe.
And don't miss this fine product!