Reddit reviews Rhode Island Novelty 4.75 Inch Clown Fish Water Wiggler, One per Order, No Color Choice

They're called "water weenies"!

Food is easy. Let me see what non-food things I can think of :P

• pillow with a hole cut in it
  
• stuffed animal
  
• container of play dough
  
• skein of yarn? I always like sticking my fingers in one :P like this! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LXBNPS1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_O3M-yb6XCHYZX
  
• that awesome slime stuff kids play with! There's a lot of varieties.
  
• one of these water sleeve things! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000Z4BT7E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_h8M-ybM82C16T
  
• make him fuck the couch cushions :P
  
  
  If I think I of anything else, I will add more :P

Watching Upstart Crow recently. Posh beyond means.

Publishing the last of my new music soon. Someday, maybe, get back int'it, but wee walls are holding me off.

Weak with names, faces, voices, all in the form of words. Waking life is working life lately, and not in the maximal way. Trying to squeeze blood from stale sponges. And for the first time ever I can form a fist around what's sought, but it's one of those water wiggler toys. All a pressure point kind of situation, I can feel the curve warping like a record collection left in a car on a hot day, like a tire attempting to true itself. The tension is in the vertex. Maybe it pools there, accumulating. I'm not sure. When am I, really? Waiting for the swing, anyhow.

For literal's sake, I'm thudding out a solid grand a day in preordinated alphabetic structures. It'll have to do until I can put spreader clamps to empty hours.

Water snake or water wiggler? probably several other names...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Z4BT7E

EDIT: non-mobile link

> water wiggler

here ya go

Still could be had for about $3 if you want to refresh your skills:
http://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Clown-Wiggler/dp/B000Z4BT7E

Water wigglers/wigglies