Best toys & games activities & amusements according to redditors
We found 3,570 Reddit comments discussing the best toys & games activities & amusements. We ranked the 1,536 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Liquid Ass
Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from ChinaHighly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spraySmells like Ass; Only worse30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissionsExcellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games beginSimple application...
2. The Famous Drinking Bird
Great for science lesson on evaporation and condensationPerpetual motion-Watch as the Drinking Birds drinks from a glassNew and BoxedGreat for Science Demonstrations
3. Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by BWacky
25 ticket in each pad.
4. DR DINGUS Finger Hands - Set of 10
Finger Hands Finger Puppets5 Left and 5 RightEach Is 2.75" TallMade Of RubberDR DINGUS Original
5. Pearl Water Wigglies
Each Sold Separately.Colors vary from those pictures.
6. Mattel Games Magic 8 Ball, Black
The original Magic 8 Ball novelty toy has all the answers to your deepest questions!After “asking the ball” a yes or no question, turn the toy upside-down and wait for your answer to be revealed through the windowAnswers range from positive (“It is certain”) to negative (“Don’t count on ...
8. Prank Pack “Crib Dribbler” - Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box - by Prank-O - The Original Prank Gift Box | Awesome Novelty Gift Box for Any Adult or Kid!
PRANK GIFT BOXES at first appear to contain bizarre products from ridiculous companies. Simply, “Put Your Real Present Inside the Joke Box" and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Crib Dribbler”. Then watch t...
9. True Utility Stainless Steel Pen Keychain: This Cool Keychain is Engineered to be the Smallest pocket pen, Coolest Keychain Accessories, and the most useful dad gadgets ever seen - TelePen TU246, Silver, One-Size
BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED: Telescoping ballpoint pen that is as small as your door key, this edc pen ensures that you will never be without a writing utensil again; and this refillable pen is tough enough to get used indoors and outdoorsQUICK PULL RELEASE MECHANISM: One of the best aspects of this cool pe...
10. playableART Helicone - Executive Edition
Instantly transform this exquisite design between a helix and a pine cone with a simple, quick twistThirty-eight precise, laser-cut wood pieces assembled on a brass tubeIncludes a solid wooden display stand to showcase this aesthetic structure in its helix or pine cone shapeExecutive gift box packag...
11. 20 Pairs - Neon Prism Diffraction Fireworks Glasses - For Laser Shows, Raves
20 Pairs - assorted neon colors.Want to view the world in a whole new way? Try on a pair of our diffraction glasses and see a new perspective on light and color! You'll see rainbows where ever there is white light and the rainbow bursts will amaze you! View your world in bright new colors as you wa...
12. TruffleShuffle Henry Desk Vacuum
*Henry measures 4" x 2.5" x 2.5", Vacuum hose measures 14.5" x 1.75" x .75"*Powered by 2x AA batteries (not included)*Makes a great functional gift for co workers!*Hilarious desk accessory*Brand new
13. Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty 4" Tin - Strange Attractor - Magnetic Putty with Memory Effect, Soft Texture - Never Dries Out
Made in the USAGreat for all agesHours of fun
14. Rhode Island Novelty 27mm Assorted Bounce Balls, 250 Count
250 piece high-bounce ballMeasures 1” in diameterVariety of colors and designsGreat impulse item or small game prizeAges 3+
15. Toysmith Tech Gear Multi Voice Changer (6.5-Inch Various Colors)
Experiment with the science of sound using this electronic voice synthesizer, featuring 10 different voice modifiers.Side levers adjust frequency and amplitude, creating hundreds of different sound combinations.Effects include a voice amplifier and colorful flashing LEDs.A fun toy for kids and adult...
16. Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY
A classic toy from yesteryearEyes, ears and nose pop out when squeezedSqueeze toys never goes out of styleMade of soft, orange rubberMeasures 5" tall
17. TYZEST Spinner Fidget EDC ADHD Focus Toy Ultra Durable High Speed 3-8 Min Spins Precision Copper material
3-8 Minute Average Spins !, High quality red copper material. Ceramic stainless steel hybrid Bearings ，Bearings can be replaced by their own demolition.The body is made of 100% red copper material CNC with high quality, feel very good gravity, fast rotation.Hardness。Great Toy For Fidgeters. Flic...
18. ThinkGeek Minecraft Light-Up Wall Torch - Mounts To Your Wall - Officially Licensed Minecraft Collectible
KEEP HOSTILES AWAY - Keep hostiles away from your room with the Minecraft Light-Up Geek Wall Torch that looks just like to torch from the game.HANGS ON WALL OR SITS ON TABLE - The Light-Up Torch is good for hanging on walls. Its corner folds down exposing two keyhole mounting slots (mounting hardwar...
19. Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty 4 Inch Tin (3.2 oz) - See-Through Putty, Soft Texture - Never Dries Out
Collection: CRYSTAL CLEAR | Crystal Clear | Turns Cloudy With Use/Changes Back to Crystal Clear | ASTRA Best Toys for Kids 2018Includes 1/5 lb. (3.2 oz) of Genuine Crazy Aaron’s Thinking PuttyStretch it, bounce it, pop it, tear it, and sculpt it! Fun for ages 3+Thinking Putty is manufactured with ...
20. Cute Yellow Round Sucking & Vomiting Lazy Egg Yolk Vent Stress Tricky Game Relief Toys by Juicart
1. Applicable age:Over 8 years of age ,Should be put out of the children's reach and can't be eaten2. Made of rubber3. Cute egg with big mouth, can suck the yolk and vomit it4. Just squeeze it and make it fun5. Interestingly spoof toys, make you feel funny.
Liquid Ass Fart Spray from Amazon . Read the reviews. A few sprays under the door once in a while may help, or even cause them to move or be evicted from the smell.
$6 and you're golden:
Source if you want to buy it:
It would smell like shit for one
You can already order online some ass spray though
heres the amazon for it
These are a joke gift, and I got my dad a whole bunch for Christmas one year. His favorite was the Crib Dribbler.
just ordered one
Edit to add the link provided by whisker-biscuitt, the real hero here.
just ordered 6 more. with Prime!
kind of like this
Most people have already replied, but just in case you haven't seen it yet, this is most likely Aaron's Thinking Putty in Liquid Glass. If you're into that sort of thing as a stress toy, I can recommend the brand's other colors too, especially their metallic ones like Super Scarab. They look just as cool in person and they make excellent cube toys. Just like normal silly putty, they do tend to collect dust from surfaces though. I believe most of his putties are silicone based, couldn't tell you much more than that though.
holy fuck i know where i'm spending my next $15 doll hairs
This looks like the stuff
Same company makes magnetic putty. I ordered some of that a couple months back and it's fun stuff!
This seems like a robot hosted on the spot. And I have to honestly ask why a robot? I get the theme is to educate a robot to "escape" but it just seems so forced.
If this gets past a pilot I hope to go they change the voice of the robot. There is no reason RT should be using what sounds like the robot setting from this toy.
This would be sprayed in his gloves to the point they are soaked and a nice dusting in his lid & pray we're in a helmet law state.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RXsKBb7HPPEEC
BTW everyone, this is just a novelty gag gift box you can get on amazon for $7.49.
In case anyone actually wants it.
250 Bouncy Balls + 3 Packages of 12 Bouncy Balls
Cat poo doesn't stink the same way that girl farts only exist in bottled format
I recently bought this
Spray some Liquid Ass on his stinky pile of clothes and under his bed.
I bet it will be enough to get him to clean his crap up.
This is an example of why I like having [these] (https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1503599592&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=parking+print+out) in my car. There was a sale on them not too long ago!
Looking for my first spinner and I have a little under $50 to spend. I have found a few decent looking ones:
But I have no clue on the quality of any of these. Does anyone know about any of these or have any suggestions of your own?
They honestly made me think of those squishy gel tubes from the 90's.
For a funny approach, try these fake parking tickets. They worked for my spouse who used them on a college campus. After gifting particularly bad parking jobs a few of these, my spouse noticed over the next few weeks that the drivers did a much better job of parking. I particularly like the line, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
Set Of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OACD9CU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_U2HdBb7DATSAY
Mirrored at the source.
Always carry some of these fake parking tickets: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001689F5G/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420041515&amp;sr=8-1&amp;pi=AC_SY200_QL40&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=51hx-rhtumL&amp;ref=plSrch
As a delivery driver, I go thru a lot.
Looks to be something like this!
Invest in the Vulcan. Also I, personally, dual-wield a set of Barricades that have yet to let me down. When they run out of bullets, I just switch to a Marauder, but I don't think you want to do that...
... now that I'm thinking about it, if I start a chapter of the Order, my weapon is going to be Liquid Ass plus Airzooka Air Cannon because I am the family's Chaos Child and this is how I roll.
Some other things you may find interesting:
IN1 Multitool phone case
Fisher Bullet Pen
Not the cheapest toy:
But the plastic ones are cheaper:
Something like this with different wording.
At least will give them a scare from 200ft away until they get to car and read it
You just made me google "smiley barf slurp toy". I hope you're happy.
EDIT: Honestly, I think discovering this was worth the inevitable Japanese toy ads I will be receiving in the future.
I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".
Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/product-reviews/B000OCEWGW
Vielleicht regelmäßig ein paar Spritzer hiervon im Flur sprühen.
What the fuck!? $2000 for a lamp? I'm here without a laptop for my studies and he's complaining about a lamp, THEN tries to scam you??? Woah that's very not epic of him. He should be banned from reddit.
Seriously. Who pays $2000 for a lamp!? Just get this beauty for $25 https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Minecraft-Light-Up-Wall-Torch/dp/B00B0FV4FE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=minecraft+torch+lamp&qid=1557801880&s=gateway&sr=8-1
I think you didn't have a good childhood.
Voice Scrambler, also available in App form!
Spray Liquid Ass on the bench.
Was sitting in my room, just finished a protein shake in a futile attempt in gaining weight about 30 minutes or so earlier. I was hot, trying to relax and cool down. Let one RIP. Dear God, the stench was so heinous it gave me a debilitating and severely nauseating headache and made me throw up, thankfully not before getting to the bathroom.
The other fart I remember best while not actually being mine was my mothers. It was my mother, stepfather, half sister, and I driving to my grandparents house. I dont know wtf she ate or what buf she let it RIP and before long the van is filled with the heinous stench of a rotting skunk and the infamous prank odor, liquid ass. We were all gagging and retching and had to open every window to clear the stench.
I highly recommend this. Years ago I was seriously pissed off at my teenagers for being too entitled and lazy to make a Christmas list. Christmas had been boring for years because people ask for what they want, and they get it.
One year I gave each kid money and told them to buy their own gifts, wrap them up and at least on Christmas I would be surprised. We loved it. Now everyone in our family does this. We buy our own gifts, wrap them up and then open them on Christmas and gush to the person who "gave" it to us. My kids always end up buying stuff I don't really approve of and would never buy them and everyone thinks it is hilarious. For example, one year when my son was 15 he bought something called Liquid Ass and made a huge deal about how happy he was I got it for him. He told EVERYONE that "my mom got me this for Christmas." My husband always buys himself stuff I would never get either. Last year he thanked me for the box of stinky cigars "I" got him for Christmas.
It really is fun. Or it was fun while it lasted. Now my kids are in college and are afraid the consumerism is destroying the world so they don't want to exchange gifts. So it will be stockings only.
We brought diffraction glasses with us last year and they were a blast! A nice plus was giving them away to people in the Sahara and seeing their face light up when they put them on.
Found it on Amazon, less than $4 https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Sucking-Vomiting-Stress-Juicart/dp/B01LETPP3W
Talk to your landlord about it, but if that doesn't go anywhere and you don't want to leave - use lots of this.
Security cameras and Liquid Ass spray.
ETA: Motion-activated sprinkler.
5 pairs for $14. Although my set came with 4 pairs and two left hands for some reason.
What about these bad girls?
Pearl Water Wigglies https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00000IUZU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_-cz-yb8327861
There's a product you can buy that's just as accurate at predicting these kinds of things as asking on reddit. It's pretty cheap. All you have to do is ask it a yes/no answer, like 'Will God of War be under $20 during the black friday sale?", and then flip it over.
An even better deal.
There is this stuff on amazon called liquid ass. A squirt or two near the camper is enough to make even the filthiest of criddlers run for the hills. Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_baQEzbS860TK0
As others have echoed here, it is absolutely suitable for children. My stepkids play it and that's how I got into it. I had always wondered about the game and really fell in love with it when I decided to play it with them. It's been a nice little bonding activity for us too.
The "violence" is very minimal. There's no blood or anything like that. Just some zombies that you can hit with a sword and they flash and move back away from you. It's also great at sparking creativity as you can build whatever you want.
As for your second question, there's tons of stuff out there that you could get for him which just depends on your budget. There are a ton of plush dolls you could get for him. Maybe find out his favorite animals/enemies from the game? I personally love the wolves, cows, and ender dragon. There are also plenty of Minecraft Lego sets as well but I'm not sure if 5 years old is great for legos as most of the boxes say 8+. I would use your discretion on those. Again, not sure your thoughts on weapons but they also make the Minecraft weapons as toys and there's some items on that list that are in the game (mainly the guns - Minecraft has no guns). If he sleeps with a nightlight like most kids, there's even a Minecraft torch that you could get for his room.
EDIT: Also, props to being a cool grandma/grandpa and checking out what the kids interested in! There's loads of stuff that's suitable for kids his age for Minecraft. Usually any toy store these days seems to have a wall full of Minecraft stuff too if you aren't looking to order anything online. I know Toys R Us in my area has an aisle dedicated to Minecraft.
I have invested in an amazing piece of technology. It's cheap, and while not 100% accurate, it has proven itself to be just as effective as many experts in predicting future market trends.
"liquid ass" I'm pretty sure you can get it at any prank store.
I think this is the spray he used
There have been successful campaigns, but, to my knowledge, they all had a physical component that was sent to the network e.g. letters, tabasco, peanuts. If people start doing that for Dirk Gentle, I suggest Panic Pete squeeze toys.
It's called a Helicone
Edit: GIF source
Please don't crowdfund something that already exists.
He bought it off Amazon, but the one he bought specifically isn't in stock. Here's one I found by Googling 'smiley face vomit plastic', lol
So I have the cheap plastic spinner with the bearings in the arms; and while it's really satisfying in its own right, I figured it's time to upgrade to something metal.
I have $50 towards Amazon, and I would like something that can share a pocket with either my phone or wallet that has some weight to it and preferably a decent spin time. (And I prefer any color besides gold/brass, but that's less important to me.)
Here's the ones I've looked into so far:
Yes a bunch of these suggestions came from scouring this subreddit, and honestly I don't know jack about these sellers or the "authenticity" of these spinners. So please let me know what you think, and I am open to suggestions that aren't what I have listed here. Thanks guys!
Edit: Sorry, I know no one has even looked at this comment yet, but I think I'm gonna go with the Zendial star. It's only $20 and I get prime shipping; and people on here seem to trust that company. Let me know if this was a bad idea.
Here's what's on the way from us:
I can't win with Alexia! I sent the one gift but it wouldn't get there on time so I ordered another which will (HOPEFULLY) be there the 24th. :-/
This is for you, Mom, so you can finish any other needed shopping or treat that poor older boy to something not so lame or treat yourself (you deserve it!): http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005ESMF5G
I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. ;-)
I thought it was going to be one of those fake boxes you put a gift in, like these
It's a prank box
It's $60 on amazon. Link: https://www.amazon.com/Playable-ART-Helicone-Executive-Edition/dp/B00NOSWFQM
Maybe 10? I honestly don't remember.
Okay okay I remember. I went to the museum of science and got one of those gel water tube things. These mother fuckers.
And I put my dick in it.
Maybe we could just replace juries with a Magic Eight Ball. /s
Gift #4: I wanted to send this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FK3WDC?psc=1&amp;redirect=true&amp;ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&amp;smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER but shipping is crazy stupid, so GC will be sent to /u/mjschreff for Wal Mart or Amazon, once I get her email address.
I'd rather have to deal with nickels than having an iPhone. My solution would be to remove the tray from my optical drive so there is no front. Then I would just slide the optical drive out the front of my case so it hangs over a 10 gallon bucket. I would precede to buy something that mimics the action of one of these(but battery/USB powered) and have it set up to hit my enter key all day. If i set it to complete a rotation (up and down) once a second, that's around 3 dollars a minute which made $180 an hour which would make a $4320 dollars a day. After the first day I would have a few buckets worth of nickels so I would stop the pressing of the button. I would then go to separate banks to change the nickles into cash. I would then keep everything in cash while continuing my normal job. I would now be able to buy almost anything I wanted with the one stipulation that it would have to be able to bought in cash. If I ever ran out all I would need to do is find a bank which takes coins or a coinstar and start up my little money printer again. One of my first purchases would be to build a new computer that doesn't have the nickel problem.
EDIT: I would also buy copious amounts of lottery tickets to make my money more "legit" with investments and money laundering.
Fill a ballon with partailly shaving cream and the rest water. Gets them smelling weird after hit. Also works with chicken bullion cubes.
Half a condom full of vinegar and half of baking soda tie it off fast and throw it into a room.
Always a Favorite.
If most people have water jugs or a brita filter thing you can always put salt into it.
Fake spiders. Fake spiders everywhere.
Air horn to a door stop.
If people like it ill give more.
I'm not saying you should buy this and spray it on the bike seat. That would be wrong. This stuff smells absolutely atrocious and lasts a long time, and sticks to anything that touches it. So don't do that.
I'm just gonna leave this here. You should look into it.
And if you want to buy it, I THINK this is it
Thanks! Actually, the input two input images were taken on my phone, using [prism diffraction glasses] (http://www.amazon.com/20-Pairs-Diffraction-Fireworks-Glasses/dp/B005JT5P7A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1398459965&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=fireworks+glasses) at a lake near where I live. I then used a morphing software called [Fantamorph] (http://www.fantamorph.com/index.html) to blend the images together. In the program, you can set anchoring points to aid in the transitioning effect, but I make hundreds and hundreds of anchors until the program almost crashes (and sometimes it does) trying to do the render. I then export the morph to a video file from Fantamorph, importing it into Photoshop as layers/frames and further tweak sharpening and layer effects until I get something I like. Then, export as GIF from PS.
Here are the input images:
Got some diffraction glasses and glow sticks for this year. Last year I brought these weirdly detailed tiny hands. They really blew some people minds after Bassnectar's show.
Amazon has you covered with free shipping!
Insanity wolf says, "Liquid Ass!"
Some potential pens
Will add/edit as i search. On mobile
Mod one of these. https://www.ideastage.com/USA-Fold-It-Flat-Pen-VibraColor-775040519?gclid=Cj0KCQjwjrvpBRC0ARIsAFrFuV-Yt7d2qWDvuKJCCbbu73xgnrNlgXKA0O0rZDgDU5ALP-IBA92qMawaAs_YEALw_wcB
Generic keychain pen. Not flat, but thin.
I'm finding it difficult to understand. Why does it have to fit in your wallet? I understand you want to keep it organized so that you just have to to pick up your wallet rather than remember more stuff. HOWEVER, don't you have keys on you when your out of your home? Why don't you just get a little pen with a keyring on it? That way the pen can be even smaller than if it had to be card sized/shaped, its easier to hold precisely which is important for legible writing, and I'd imagine alot easier to get ink refils. That's just how I'd solve this. http://www.amazon.com/Utility-TU246-TelePen-Telescoping-Refills/dp/B007IOHPKY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1405300688&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=True+Utility+TU246
Student in New York. Used to carry a Spyderco slip joint but not about to get suspended
If you're going to continue geocaching, buy one of these.
Well to be fair a girl got expelled from her private school because principal thought these were sex toys
I hear if you cut these open and drink them, you never need to paint your nails again.
$120?! Damn, that's expensive. $7.99 at Amazon
I sprayed liquid ass in mine today just in case anyone was going to have a look.
I'm not LEO yet, but oh my God, this stuff is terrible. It will clear a room with one spray. It's perfect for the summer because you can open the car, spray it 2-3 times and let it bake in the heat with the doors and windows shut.
Amazon has them
Fake parking tickets
You can get it here. I don't think i would shell out 22 bones for something that i'll inevitably get dirty and then forget about until it's glued together the pages of a book or something.
It's a "prank pack", but a hilarious one.
Haha, that’s actually good advice, this torch is great to keep on your nightstand...provides enough light to see without hurting your sleepy eyes. It’s perfect.
It gets even better if you have these
Or if you don't feel like being that destructive... Spray some of this into the windshield wiper cowl. That stank will last for a LONG time.
On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_BlAWDbKMX3JPW
Now sold as an air freshener https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
My entire EDC:
Name | URL
True Utility™ Telescoping Pen | https://amzn.com/B007IOHPKY
Bang TI™ Titanium Toothpick | https://amzn.com/B01CY63734
Thorfire™ TS4A Light | https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01M112IZ4
Key + Fob | https://www.ford.com
Not pictured: iPhone 8+
The "crib dribbler" is an empty box you can buy for a gag.
Here you go! https://www.amazon.com/Playable-ART-Helicone-Executive-Edition/dp/B00NOSWFQM
Yup, found it
Here is an amazon link, other people have found other places to buy it.
Cute Yellow Round Sucking & Vomiting Lazy Egg Yolk Vent Stress Tricky Game Relief Toys by Juicart https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RhGjDbV5RBNJY
There are some good and reasonably priced spinners on Amazon. I have and like this one https://smile.amazon.com/EZOON-Spinner-Aluminum-Replaceable-Spinning/dp/B06XZ13FC1. It's big and light with good gyro. Does great with a button upgrade, like a 22m Kong.
I love this large, heavy beast: https://smile.amazon.com/ATESSON-Spinner-Stainless-Precision-Material/dp/B071Z68LGL
This one is solid copper, and is decent. https://smile.amazon.com/TYZEST-Spinner-Durable-Precision-material/dp/B01NAPTIZQ
I don't have this one, but have seen a lot of people raving about it. https://smile.amazon.com/Aesthetics-Spinners-Stainless-hybrid-ceramic-delivers/dp/B073Q8TNYF
This one sounds really fast and has a great bearing. https://smile.amazon.com/Xelparuc-Spinner-Perfect-Anxiety-Children/dp/B06XSRQT7G
Wow! This one went down to $5. I have it in silver and it is one of my favorites. https://smile.amazon.com/Spinner-TANAAB-Durable-Spinning-Balanced/dp/B07263LRFV. It's pretty light, being solid aluminum, but very smooth and beautiful.
Or you can never go wrong with the classic Magic 8-Ball
Fear no more. There is a non macroing solution.
"Dipping birds" or more colloquially, "drinking birds". I found some on Amazon for reference.
1250 bouncy balls
About 500 bouncy balls
> We should send Arin some fart spray to balance things out.
Like Liquid Ass?
Prank shops close to the campus, or online
I present to you. This. Mate uses the stuff on his neighbours who live below him.
Someone poured a whole bottle of this https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.
The great thing about glitter is that it's simple, and a real pain in the ass to clean up. Cat poop is gross, but you can fling it out your car in a second.
No doubt your suggested mixture would be extremely nasty, but creating it would be almost as disgusting as having it flung about your car. Far easier to buy a bottle of "Liquid Ass" and just work that into the equation somehow.
If he persists you could spray the lightest of light sprays on his coat of this - he'd think he got it off you and give you a wide berth: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Choose wisely my friend
Wow, that is just awful! I never lock the door to the bathroom, but my husband won't even fart around me, much less poop while I am in the shower. Is locking it an option, or can you install one if it doesn't currently lock? If you do want revenge, and can't make yourself poop on command, maybe get those stinky sprays? https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=fart+spray&qid=1574255411&sr=8-3
He bought it online.
But it's pretty lame that someone couldn't write something better for a product they are selling.
Lmao, you inspired me to go and find a link to some of the glasses like in OP's post. Apparently they're called "diffraction glasses"!
This one is my favorite: The Crib Dribbler
Edit: Old link didn't work. Updated with a smile.amazon.com link.
I realize it also looks like there's a baby stashed in there, but alas...
I found them listed as "Pearl Water Wigglies" on Amazon.
The tesseract reminds me of a water snake:
Their system is actually pretty cheap.
You can if you have 10 quid to spare
Would this be a loophole https://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-4975-Drinking/dp/B000JSGLBK ?
You might want to put a tiny thruster mod on his head to speed refreshes.
Yep. I think I need one of these to handle the deleting for me.
Think it's still missing a cartoon one of these... http://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK
Hmm, had no idea it was worth banning. Luckily my reddit account isn't linked to my Eve account!
I'll upgrade to one of these.
Rock it Homer Simpson style.
There are entire websites/blogs devoted to science toys.
Sometimes something as simple as a pair of large superstrong magnets makes a lovely Christmas gift for a responsible boy or girl. http://unitednuclear.com/index.php
2000 bouncy balls.
Throw them off a roof, it'll be cool.
But seriously, if you have extra money, save it. The intenet will not give you good advice otherwise.
You could get 4500 ladybugs, 250 super bouncy balls, or a bunch of Annoy-a-thons around their offices.
If you want to go psycho, an immobilizer would stop their trucks. Just use their own immobilizers.
No it's definitely a stink bomb, have you ever handled butyric acid? It smells like dead flesh blended with rotten eggs. Amazon is openly selling chemical weapons right now, just google liquid shit. I think chemical weapons have to have the ability to harm you at the very least.
edit: correction everyone, the product is called "liquid ass", not liquid shit.
Probably liquid ass, which is a real thing...
This is what you spray in it before shooting vortex rings at people: Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_0z3hAb837DMSJ
I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.
Here, and here. Have fun!
Some of This mixed with some water in a water gun will solve your problems pretty quickly.
Ar merge si asta dar ei oricum miros urat
There’s liquid ass out there, just a really bad smelling and probably worse tasting liquid, check amazon for it I’m sure they have it, and have fun watching him puke! Here’s a link for one I’ve used, open the can and spray this in there then leave it somewhere for him. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1540173088&amp;sr=8-3&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&amp;keywords=liquid+ass&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=31A4W-bRJxL&amp;ref=plSrch
You might need this later:
Or this :3 http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, friend of midnighteskye!! Here are some gift ideas that fit your criteria:
Dark Chocolate Red Rose made with Chocolate Liquor
LED Finger Lights
Set of 10 Animal Finger Puppets or Set of 6 People Finger Puppets (both together cost only slightly more than $5)
12c Syringe-shaped Pens
Rear View Spy Glasses
Pad of Fake Parking Tickets
I'm not submitting these as part of the contest, but in case you're willing to get him a) add-ons or b) things slightly over $5, look at these:
Dark Chocolate Edible Shot Glasses - $7.94, Add-on
Dark Chocolate Liqueur Filled Bottles - $15.95
Google Eyes Drink Markers - $5.69
And if I by chance win, I would very much like this decal for my car (off my "Miscellany" wishlist). It's terribly appropriate for my bitty Scion xA!
Thanks for the contest!
You got that off a joke parking ticket; https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G
Anyone who came to the comments looking to buy them, here ya go
Amazon of course.
I like to write about what makes me happy, I'm a very very anxious person too, especially in cars or around new people, so writing down good solid things helps me a bit.
And something relaxing on Amazon?
I love having something to squeeze and squish when I get upset!
Crazy Aarons Thinking Putty 3.2oz - Super Magnetic Strange Attractor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BS3FHU/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_ruXOub00D1GJZ
For those curious, you can purchase this awesome stuff on Amazon.
You can definitely get gel stress balls, and also solid rubber ones. My favorite ones are those that are filled with sand or beads with a thick rubber coating over them. I just love how they feel.
The trick is to put 'therapeutic' in your search terms. It will tend to spit out more of the physical-therapy type ones and less of the cheapo foam ones.
Oh, and I think this might be the sort of thing you're looking for?
Looks like this stuff https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004L13EXE/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awd_d_WuDyxb1P1XJN3
Mine has stayed clear for years.
I bought [these] (http://smile.amazon.com/Lite-Up-Diffraction-Multi-Pack-Transparent/dp/B01D3T065I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8) ones. And the heart ones were AMAZING!! The spirals were okay.
I also bought [these] (http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B005JT5P7A) ones (mostly because they were cheap) & they look pretty cool in my kitchen...just waiting to bust them out & share them during EDC!
If you are ready to invest a little money to this hobby I recommend the True Utility Keychain pen. It is compact, goes on your keyring, and the pen is snapped on to the lid very securely so it does not fall off of the ring like some keychain pens. It is about 10 bucks.
This is pretty much what I always have on me if I know I'll need a lighter, or a pen, or a bottle opener I'll grab something a little easier to use. But 99 times out of 100 I've got this as a bare minimum on my person.
Seiko SKX007 on a Perlon band
Victorinox Classic SD
Split Pea lighter
Maratac flash light
Pico Titanium bottle opener
Corsair Voyager flash drive
Delrin pill container
Calm thyself. It's fake.
Minecraft torch because it looks really cool! £14.03 plus £7.95 shipping
PCmasterrace knows how to make torches
It's about $60
Amazon has them
light-up fidget spinners and light-up fidget spinner rings
pinwheel hair clips
flow toys are always cool, my fave is the levitation wand
also a light-up misting fan or any sort of fan will always win you new friends
It's one of these
here you go
there are also listings for fewer hands if you don't want 10.
It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users.
I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!
Here is link number 1 - Previous text "5"
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I think they're finger puppets, amazon has a few listings for them.
$7.79 on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Close-Up-JA0027-Gift-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
But hey, free shipping.
I was thinking something along the lines of that person you feel obligated to buy for but when you ask what they want they say "Oh, nothing"
1. something blue
2. summer vibes
3. unusual food, avocado hugger
4. this for my mom. shes the ultimate beach planner, and it would be such a good gift because it has the insulated bottom that she could bring snacks and drinks in!
5. girl in cabin 10 its a suspense, and Ruth Ware has quickly become one of my fav authors.
six- hmm coming back.
7. dog bed for burrow types
8. this useless gift is pretty funny though
9. inception because its just a giant mind fuck and its awesome
10. first aid kit for zombies just seems like you might need a band-aid or something.
11. DSM 5 pocket version im currently studying for my license to become a counselor, and this one be so helpful when I have to diagnose my clients. it's absolutely vital for a therapist, and it would change my life!
12. add- on
13. harry potter fandom
14. this painting is 235,000 HOLY CRAP
15. unicorn cupcake topper
16. bourbon vanilla candle
17. barbie dream house was EVERYTHING
18. writers block
19. makeup vanity I cant afford one right now, but I will save up and get one!!! Im obsessed with makeup and having a good place to sit while doing it.
20. bacon survival kit. for the true bacon lovers lmao
Edit: I literally give up on editing the numbers. But this was such a fun scavenger hunt! Thank you adoptee!
here it is at less than half that price:
amazon link for purchase
>and I hope they can't monetize that
Here's the one I ordered just last week! And yes, I thought it looked like the Tricorn when I selected it (from the 10k+ choices).
Its on Amazon
this is my spinner btw
It's a joke gift. Even the price is a troll.
okay, i'll give this a go..
this emergency chicken
this pig steamer thing
and, most importantly...
Whoever gets matched with /u/Papa_Grumps needs to get him this.
Yeah. Seriously! Look it up! https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&amp;colid=2EXV4NKQH9724&amp;coliid=I16UWN05D062X6 THIS crazy doo dad. I think my son would love it too. hahahaha!
You can grip firmly and use the shaft skin like one of those toys http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-5016-Wigglies/dp/B00000IUZU or you can use lube of some sort.
2-Water Wiggle https://www.amazon.com/Playvisions-5016-Pearl-Water-Wigglies/dp/B00000IUZU
Quit fucking yoyos. I recommend [This] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00000IUZU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_x3aGzb0BCPB9N) instead
It's a squishy sleeve toy. $5.50us.
I know exactly what they're called! Pearl Water Wigglies though I don't recommend them used!
You just don't understand how the AlGorithms work
Under 10 - I basically make all day to day decisions with this
You will be amased at how many people you can make laugh by just sticking these everywhere and anywhere!
As with every job, you need the right tools.
First, get a Ouija Board, and when you master its use, get a Magic 8 Ball.
Toysmith Tech Gear Multi Voice Changer (6.5-Inch, Various Colors) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FK3WDC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_KofEwbQGX2C9A
Won't be in stock til after Christmas. Do you have one of those god awful spencer gifts around you? They have shit like that. Also toys r us would be a good place to check out
Hair Chalk Kit Mani Pedi Party Set
RC Copter RC Quadcopter RC Tranatula
Zombie Hammershot Zombie Strike Target Set Pink Crush Blaster
Arts & Crafts
Travel Spirograph Needlepoint Butterfly Paper Bead Making Kit Shrinky Dinks Jewelry Clay Charm Craft Kit
Well, if we don't have enough sign-ups, I'm happy to send the mic-receivers a $10 gift that will add to the experience.
Then set up one of these instead if you're so worried about getting banned: https://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-4975-Drinking/dp/B000JSGLBK
I have a stress ball that's fun to throw at the ceiling. I try to get it as close to the ceiling as possible without touching it. Also, Rubics cubes tend to wear down fast. Get a nice one like this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Q094SIU?psc=1. I have one at my home office and another at my office office. Also, a drinking bird is interesting for a few weeks: http://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK
You could always get a couple of these water drinking birds ;) They can be seen in both Alien, and Alien: Isolation if you want an actual prop from the universe!
Save your nose https://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-DRINK-BIRD-1-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK
fuck you...you can't tell me THIS wasn't a great purchase
Couldn't you just buy something that moves around so that the sensor can detect movement?
Some kind of desk motion toy like this thing, this other thing, or that thing.
52,631 bouncy balls
Or you could literally buy 13 thousand bouncy balls with that money.
Think of the things you can do with tens of thousands of bouncy balls, that an iphone will never be able to do!
Or you could feed 86 starving children for the rest of the year! Can anything in the app store do that?
And you don't provide the link to where we can buy such bouncy goodness from Amazon? For shame, for shame.....
Edited to add:
[Careful, he could seek revenge] (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1404999811&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=liquid+ass)
I'll just leave this here...http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
They could save themselves the intestinal distress.
it's a spray that smells like... well... the name is indicative.
Spray a shot of liquid ass in his window.
Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.
EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.
Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.
Yes, get the big ass horn. People will certainly get out of your way. Get some liquid ass to release when you blow the ass horn. It will be quite funny.
Amazon has it!
We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...
Live Hissing Cockroach. Only 3 left, so act now!
Cow eyeballs in bulk!
Liquid Ass. You can always hope it leaks!
Here you go
It's a fart spray.
I've had a similar problem in Philly though less frequent. How about setting up a can of Liquid Ass to spray when the box is opened? Not sure how you would rig it like that exactly though.
liquid ass link. And if the fence idea isn't your style
Air Bazooka to aim the liquid ass at them.
Trust me when I say this, try pulling a prank. Buy a small bottle of Liquid Ass and it'll be 10x worse than what you produced. I have had a many good laughs on this one.
Nipple suction device
Giant inflatable dildo
"Knuckle up" dildo
Bacon lip balm
1,500 live ladybugs
Canned unicorn meat
Weener Kleener soap
Macaroni and cheese air freshener
Oh man, this was fun. I had to eventually just make myself stop looking because I literally could have linked about 100 things.
Thanks so much for this lol. First thing I found was liquid ass fart spray. I know exactly who to give this too.
Not on the prohibited list:
Grab a bottle of this stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW, and spray the whole thing in his room while he's not home.
Amazon sells Liquid Ass, that should work for you.
And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW)
oop. Seems I used TinyUrl to shorten the Amazon link and received a mssg that my post was removed - so here it is again with the full link.
First - you shouldn't be engaging in FB beat downs while on company time or on company equipment. big no-no. So now that that's outta the way.
Just do the same to HIS HR Dept. Hell feel free to just make shit up and make it look like it's him.
Also sign up for shitloads of porn/gay/bestiality porn site spam using his work email.
Is he married? Hit on his old lady or sign up to porn mailing lists using his home and work addresses.
Do you work with him? Pour some Liquid Ass in his office or cube and chair;
Have access to his car? Pull the rubber off his windshield wipers. Poor some Liquid Ass along the vents between the hood and his windshield.
Live nearby, fill a watering can with Grass Killer and water his lawn at night. Does he mow his own yard? Toss several small'ish rocks in his yard so he can run them over with the mower.
btw - I have no stake in Liquid Ass, but I've used it to fuck with an asshole co-worker before and it was hilarious. (ahem) I mean I've never done ANY sort of the thing and these ideas are just written for amusement and not meant to be used for any revenge or illegal activities.
Spray a little of this in the air vent by the windshield.
Alright, I'm gonna post something with a huge disclaimer: I do not endorse or recommend using the following product in the following link, because it is illegal to tamper with someone else's property and you could get in trouble if caught. IF you were to get caught, they could possibly try to sue you for some type of property damage. It would be very, very naughty to use this stuff. In my personal experience, it does NOT stain. YMMV.
Check out the reviews. They speak the truth. Just be wary of friendly fire. Don't get this shit on your hands or clothes. Maybe wear a disposable mask when applying. A little bit goes a looooong way. I won't make suggestions for places where you could use it, because I would never, ever encourage someone to engage in such a naughty, illegal activity. But you'll find plenty of ideas in the amazon reviews section! If you were to hypothetically go this route, I would suggest you start practicing learning how to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter at inappropriate times. Pretend you are an SNL cast member trying not to break character in the middle of a live sketch. Godspeed, sir.
Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.
You're not wrong, you're just an ass.
Here you go...
These are the ones I use: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0197REC8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_uTGsDb9NTY5DN
These are the ones that I would use if I were to buy more: (the above ones aren't bad, but they're too detailed to write it quickly and it be believable enough to induce panic)
/u/trollznlolz is super fun to talk to. Like. Always.
LET ME LOVE YOU
I love my charming good lucks primps hair duckface
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are
Hey /u/caniuserthisname. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1epn7mf06nH - [Say this!]
Compliance and Liability
Get some asshole parking tickets.
Amazon sells them. Here are the ones I hand out:
Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by BWacky https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_PrJVAbS1CZ3KG
i would love this or this
CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET
Went through a few of these.
Did it once at my office parking garage. Got a good laugh when the security guard said he got bitched out for it because the lady thought he put it on her car because it was his job.
Text has changed some, but still love ...May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
You need these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001689F5G/ref=redir_mdp_mobile
Looks like my crazy putty, with the iron powder in it.
Probably this. I feel like I would be mesmerized by it. Hours wasted!
I believe its silly putty that's also attractive to magnets. It has very tiny iron (not 100%) filings that give it magnetic properties.
Buy it here.
[SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001GNTLGY)
I have a small Henry desk vacuum that's a teeny tiny replica of the big guy.
edit: Apparently it's not a clown, but a martian. shrug
Here's one. But, there are other squeeze toys to choose from.
Nice! When I was 13 I gave myself a hickey smack dab in the middle of my forehead with one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1411178317&amp;sr=8-1-fkmr1&amp;keywords=desk+toy+squeeze+guy
Pretty sure this is liquid glass putty... could be wrong but the stuff is seemingly hard until you manipulate it and then it’s sticky but difficult to move.
Glowsticks aren't allowed so stash them well. Fingerlights are allowed so you can bring them without worrying about them being hidden. Fireworks glasses don't glow, but they enhance all other glow toys and stage lights.
I always buy a bunch of these before I go to festivals and hand them out, people actually lose their minds. Definitely a worthwhile investment, you can get 20 on amazon for like 8 bucks. Heres the link
Will arrive by Monday at the latest
Drawstring or camelback with 2 small packets and a large pocket. Don't bring a school backpack and you should be fine. Sealed gum and sealed Chapstick are good ideas, as is a bandana for dust. Diffraction glasses are cool too, regardless of drug use.
20 pairs for $7, makes a great souvenir to give out at parties and raves.
You can find a slightly lower price on Amazon. I prefer the telescoping version. It is not cheap, but totally worth it in my opinion. Extremely solid construction that holds up next to my keys and change, and I never find myself accidentally inking the inside of my pocket. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000VC3FBS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_uwirDbR6A4FMV
I know not everyone would consider spending that much on a pen, but there are cheaper options that will fit in a pocket or on your keychain. Here's one I used for a while that is only $9. I liked it, but the thinness of the barrel made it difficult for me to write legibly. YMMV. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007IOHPKY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xtirDbT4KKDY1
Here's an example: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007IOHPKY/
I keep this telescoping pen on my keychain.
Affordable pen option:
A penkife with compulsory bottle opener, an telescopic pen, a lego man dressed as a hot dog and a Zelda shield
Edit: For reference, the pens are awesome and everyone should have one https://www.amazon.co.uk/True-Utility-Telepen-Smallest-Telescopic/dp/B007IOHPKY/
Sure! There are a ton of great keychain accessories out there but the criteria for mine are all items must:
1: Be < 2" (Preferably 1.5")
2: Fit in my pockets comfortably (jeans)
3: Be used at least once every 3 months
(Ambu Pouch excluded)
Accessories used Most - Least
The Freekey Sytem is the foundation of the keyring and is one of those products that is so elegant in its simplicity and functionality that it seems like it should have been invented years ago.
The SOG Straight Edge Key Knife comes sharp and has held an edge pretty well over the last few months. With its tiny blade it's not going to replace your Ka-Bar anytime soon but I can almost garuntee that you will use it more frequently.
The Swiss+ Tech 6 in 1 Utility Key coupled with The Infora Key Multitool seems to be gaining ground to overtake the SOG Key Knife as top tool in the line up with flat and Phillips screwdriver heads, bottle opener, and serrated blade.
The Streamlight Nano LED Flashlight is an awesome addition to the gang and probobly the one that has saved my ass the most, there are too many times I've wasted time looking for a light source in the dark.
The 2.0 64 GB Kingston Data Traveler SE9 USB drive. Reasonable speed coupled with great durability. The cast in keyhole eliminates the possibilty of losing the USB from a weak tether and defiantly holds a perminent place in my top 5 keychain accesories. Along with its basic utility I keep a file named "If Found: Reward" on it with my information in case I lose my key ring.
The True Utility TelePen telescoping keychain pen is one of those items that doesent get the everyday recognition the others do but is totally fucking clutch when you do need it. I owe a couple side projects I've picked up to this pen, partly because of the writing aspect but more from it as a talking piece.
The InCharge Ultra Portable Charging Cable is a cool little accessory that I thought would get the boot initially but saved my ass when I was in transit and my buddy only had an Apple cable with his charger.
The True Utility FireStash Keyring Lighter is the only item on the list that I haven't actually "needed" but will probobly keep anyway because fire is such a basic necessity and if I ever DO need it I'm probobly going to name my kids True and Utility.
The Ambu Res-Cue keychain CPR mask rounds out the list but might be the most important. Along with it being being a valuable lifesaving/self protection asset it's also super useful for locating my keys. I once read something about humans being able to see more shades of red than any other color and that our minds are geared to "ook out for it. Whether that's true or not it's always the first thing I see when I misplace them and because of its shape it stops my keys from going between the seats.
I didn't have a ton of time to type this up because I'm on my phone at work but I hope this helps!
I happen to know where this is on Amazon, because my review is one of the popular ones. Too bad all my claims to fame are Internet-based.
It's a joke gift. We got one for a friends baby shower and put other stuff from their registry on it
it was good for a few laughs, I don't know about $7.00 worth of laughs, depends on how you measure funny
It exists! (not really)
Link to the original product:
Only $75 at Amazon!!11!1 /r/hailcorporate
plastic and theyre hollow. find em on [hur] (https://www.amazon.com/Set-Ten-Finger-Hands-Puppets/dp/B00OACD9CU/ref=sr_1_3?s=toys-and-games&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1496161826&amp;sr=1-3&amp;keywords=tiny+hands)
I have a set of finger hands that have been worth hours of entertainment at the office, a Lisa Simpson calculator that I stole from my kids when it appeared in a Burger King kids meal one day, and of course an Initech coffee mug. I try to keep things small and simple.
Finger Hands: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OACD9CU/
I tried finding the granny, but no luck.
Not to mention it has the added bonus of working a bit like one of these during intercourse http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-5016-Wigglies/dp/B00000IUZU
Tube Toys or Water Wigglies.
They are apparently called Water Wigglies and you can get them at Amazon.
Ah yeah I do. My problem, though, is I do not know the curvature of my solid in certain places. This means I am unable to 'draw' a line, or object, along the surface of the solid.
Unfortunately, I can't send screenshots at the moment but I will as soon as I can. For the moment imagine if one of these was plopped into your cad workspace and you were given no dimensions for it's curvature. How would you go about drawing a line the perfectly follows the curvature along the object's surface? How would you draw a spiral on it? Or an X? Or a map of Western Greenland?
I don't mean to say I need an answer to each of those questions, but hopefully it gives you a better idea of what I'm asking. I could easily sweep a spiral on to the object I linked but a map would be much more difficult to define.
If I'm still not making sense, I'll post screenshots of my specific problem as soon as I'm able.
Baby rolling over felt like these toys - especially if an elbow or knee is involved.
Kicks and stuff feel like a goldfish in a bag (like when you put your hand on the bag and the goldfish nudges it).
I feel so much pain and I have never even experienced this. You should tag this as nsfl. Not safe for life. Jesus christ why did I click on that. Reminds me of bending these damn things as a kid. https://www.amazon.com/Playvisions-5016-Pearl-Water-Wigglies/dp/B00000IUZU
Yknow those squishy snake things from the 90s
No, you need Amazon.
> It's not easy task for you and many more out there. Then believe and faith will be restricted to only educated population. But it is not like that.
Not only is it not like that, it's literally the opposite of that. Faith shows a strong inverse correlation with education.
> For some people it just strikes the heart. If a superior power can create and manage all these around us and beyond our knowledge then definitely he can rule the brains and hearts too.
Plenty of people you disagree with feel their faith was something that struck their heart too - people of other religions, for instance. How do you tell something real from something we just want to believe in our hearts? I'll tell you how - all those non-faith ways you list above: like research and learning. Which correlate inversely with faith; that is, the more you learn the less you're likely to believe anything your "gut" tells you. Which should be obvious - you learn all about those times human guts and hearts were wrong, but evidence and modeling and repetition were right.
> We doesn't understand something doesn't mean it's right or wrong.
Usually, if we can't understand it, it's because it's not even wrong.
> And what the people follow as religion can be right or wrong. Because people intend to make mistakes but not the superior power.
Substitute your superior power for anything else, and see if it holds true. For instance: "Magic eight-balls are never wrong; they are all-knowing. People can be right or wrong trying to follow their random-seeming advice, but the magic eight-balls are never wrong. The failings are because of the humans, not the perfect magic eight-balls."
Do you find that argument even a little convincing? No? Then hopefully you can understand why we don't find yours convincing - they are basically the same argument.
> And it's not burden to believe in something beyond everything. For an outsider it may look like a burden but actually it isn't a burden for the person who believe.
The truth does not care if it is a burden for you or not.
In addition to succulents that I have [boo, sorry you have no natural light. :(] I also have a magic eight ball. It's just something fun to have, and people older than 12 usually haven't seen one in a long time, so people stopping by to chat like to pick it up and play with it/tell a story about one time something happened in their life with an eight ball.
Predictions? Get one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Mattel-30188-Magic-8-Ball/dp/B00001ZWV7?ie=UTF8&amp;*Version*=1&amp;*entries*=0
You can be a sports reporter too!
For those of you too young to remember what a Magic 8 ball is!
I'm in the same boat and never heard of Smiggle or eightball so looked them up. None on Smiggle but there is one on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mattel-Games-30188-Magic-Ball/dp/B00001ZWV7
ESSENTIAL OFFICE DEVICE
because decisions are hard...
Thanks for the contest! :D
I say you consult The Oracle.
Something like this?
I am going to have a ton of fun with this haha!
here you go.
I am guessing this one is a mistake?
Take it apart and customize...
Is it this?
But what will we do with the newfound surplus of bobbing-ink-birds?
Or put a small piece of hot dog on the end of one of these -- https://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK
But that's illegal.
However, there's nothing in the TOS that says that you can't let a tiny plastic bird play for you. ;)
Does your face just keep dipping forward from the weight of your nose?
famous drinking bird
[Help yourself mate] (https://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK)
Better yet add a cup of water and a drinking bird!
looks like its time to invest in one of these
HAHA this is where i got the idea! Theres one where he uses a orange peel to act as the touch sensor :D
Im not much of an engineer so i was gonna use this : https://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1481923580&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=drinking+birds
LMAO, whatever works right?
My diablo 3 afk machine.,
since I use keyboard..
Then people will just buy this. People will always look for a way to game the system.
That's a lot of hardware to emulate a drinking bird.
The Famous Drinking Bird
$7.50 at Amazon.
(Not endorsing or affiliated with seller, just trying to help a brother out.)
Classic office entertainment. Good luck on decorating =) I'm sure that will be fun, but a lot of work. Hopefully you don't have those people that make you take own stuff because it is "offensive" or "a distraction." FUNSUCKERS. Item
Get a drinking bird
fun to watch my office was a little too cold, so I tapped it to the top of the monitor, and it generated enough heat to get it going pretty good.
Also check out lockpicking. it's fun to get some practice locks, and gives you something to do with your hands, and nothing is more satisfying then a lock popping open :D
Just checked out that mouse jiggler. TY! TIL. Ordering it now.
I'm a little embarresed to say, but I ordered this for her ystdy:
Proof of concept:
Here you go.
Not only is the product hilarious, but the reviews for liquid ass are even funnier than the product! I had to email it to my mom for a good laugh!!!
Maye this will help her
I used to spray this down towards the smoker below me because he was downright rude with his smoking. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
I'd suggest a much more diplomatic approach first though. Talk to the nice neighbor. Maybe she can set up an outside fan that will keep her cool AND blow the smoke away from getting into your daughter's bedroom.
they should try this instead: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1468514101&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=liquid+ass
Ask and you shall get!
Take a dropper full of liquid ass, pull back that rubber seal where the passenger window rolls down, and empty the dropper inside the door. Even with an advanced detailing, nobody will ever think to clean inside the door and since it will be on the passenger side, he will only occasionally get a strong whiff. He'll spend weeks trying to track down where the smell is coming from.
Mine is a prank spray Liquid Ass Read the reviews it's hilarious.
Logically, smokers shouldn't have to be told, because they are the ones who are polluting their surroundings by introducing a smelly health hazard to the air, and are therefore grossly inconsiderate. To illustrate this point; as a non-smoker, I don't expect that it would be okay for me to stand next to people and pollute their air with this. Or would that be cool with you smokers?
Besides, smokers that smoke around people are usually inconsiderate to begin with and are not likely to respond well to being asked to stop or move.
http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS + http://www.hardwareharbor.com/6gal-hose-end-sprayer-by-chapin-mfg.aspx + http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Thumbs up for liquid ass
then those cat callers are just fifthly pigs. I suggest getting this:
I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.
On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.
EDIT: I forgot to add this soap
This stuff smells absolutely horrifying. Perfect for pranks like this!
Try dumping this on them the next time they are outside and all repeats. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1474101638&amp;sr=8-2
Stick it on a metal post and slam it in the grass in front of their car.
Then call the cops(anonymously, say you were walking your dog and seen it etc).
This can also be fun
If plan A or B fail, there is always plan liquid ass
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wY9IDb8C8MXYB
I know its a “how to motivate” part but you should try using this. Make his room smell bad to him and he will clean.
Get this stink spray from amazon and don’t tell anyone. Spray in his room. He’ll clean everything.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YY5IDbFRYEAV5
At this point, I'd fuck with him. Lock a pair of vice grips on the bit so he can't retrieve it. He'll remove the drill and likely leave it to figure out later. At night, after he is asleep, remove the bit and replace it with a straw and funnel. Now pour some [Liquid Ass] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=twister_B07K2RYZKF?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1) into his apartment through the hole and replace the bit. He'll think he's drilled into some septic line.
*edit for typo correction and product link
I figured out what you are
u mad bro
Probably no better than [Liquid Ass](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
), which by the way, is a really good and terrible prank all at the same time.
you want weird, you shall get weird:
Classic ice breaker. Leave an impression that lasts.
So you never feel lonely even where one goes on it's own.
Just in time for oscar's season, you can be the oscar.
if you're into beautiful coffee table display books, here's a very nice addition of the fine arts and if you happen to own a cat and are into repurposing what others would consider trash, here's another good read
There's this, which i've seen some pretty good pranks come from.
Also, bulletstorm maybe?
have fun with this
Have this ready to go in your pocket, when they close their eyes give a few quick squirts.
Edit: WTF, Amazon?! I've been an Amazon customer for decades and never gotten parent advertising. Today I search for Liquid Ass, and I get "Tell us about your little one" with boxes to enter my kid's birthday or arrival date. And there is no place to say "STFU, I don't have kids!" Grrrrr
Just use liquid ass
Best product name
Practice makes perfect
If you are truly evil, and they leave a can of air freshener loose in the bathroom... this video could give you some evil ideas... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unlqUUJ-9gU
For those who don't think this could be evil? Try replacing those "essential oils" with this... http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1459229164&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=liquid+ass
I just spent too much time looking at shit I wanted in HS. Who would have thought this is a best seller.
Stink bomb his room.
We almost did this to my psycho roommate. She was nuts.
Should have sprayed them with some liquid ass as a prank. LOL
Thought you were going to tell a story about Liquid Ass. I bought some years ago as a prank and it is nauseating.
Among other things, we took it to a department store and sprayed it on the stack of little squares of blotter paper used to test perfumes. Pretty sure they didn't sell any perfume that week! We wanted to stay and watch, but knew we couldn't keep a straight face and would get caught.
I am most happy to say that I purchased that for my brother last year for Christmas. He currently has it sitting on his coffee table.
This cannot possibly be the worst gift on Amazon, but I think it's pretty hilarious
And a touch of this stuff
Nah, spray this in the air vents
You have to swap his vape fluid with liquid ass. This will turn him away from vaping forever.
I have a speaker out of a google home mini, a bottle of liquid ass, the mic out of a hyperx cloud revolver, some flex seal and flex tape, a battery out of a galaxy s5, some banana plugs, a displayport to VGA adapter, and a coolermaster masterliquid 240, all of whichI no longer want.
Spray the car with liquid ass. No permanent damage done, just irritating for a little while.
The comments in the product reviews are totally worth reading.
Let the smell of liquid ass let them run in fear!
"STAND TALL, YET BRACE FOR A FALL"
You could always donate some Liquid Ass.
I recently discovered a sweet deal on Amazon for stink bombs and this unholy spray by the name of Liquid Ass.
Those little vials are bad, but they got nothing on the terror that is Liquid Ass. That shit is pure, uncut, 100% concentrated dirty butthole smell. It's uncanny really.
Either way, buying both of those was the best $20 worth of gag shit I've ever spent.
Edit: Liquid Ass actually has a ton of 1 star reviews for "smelling TOO bad". That ought to tell you something right there.
Liquid ass. i hope your sense of humor is as gross as mine.
happy 29th +1!!
I use this one:
$1.50 and under
and $5 gift thanks for the contest!
I gotta say, this is pretty cool.
I have become so good at equipping myself that yesterday when I drove my girlfriends car, we both complained how badly equipped she was lol...
Tweezers, nail clippers, napkins (courtesy of various fast food joints), mini scissors, lip balm, mints (courtesy of various restaurants), gum, tic tacs, coupons, Tylenol, Tums, rags to wipe car after washing, Armor All wet wipes, charger for phone, several pairs of guest sunglasses, box of facial tissue, tissue box holder, fabric garbage bin, foldable chair, and last but not least, fake parking tickets for morons.
Probably a few other things that escape me right now as well. I find having one of these bags attached to the vent really handy for little items.
Get your butt in gear! I love yoga, but not in front of people, so this would be great.
All the crafty things! I'm going to make soap!
Gag me! I like messing with people and honestly, parking violations REALLY tick me off. This would be great for people that park in handicap spaces with out a placard. I hate those lazy bums.
Things you need for the apocalypse The apocalypse is coming, best to be prepared!
Do you even know how to use that? I'm trained as an EMT and the one I carry got popped.
I could keep going but I'll stop there, I like this one!
$7.99 ("Nine Inch Nails" Halos)
We are fraternal, two boys and one girl :) and oh sorry about that, here's a new one :) Link:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001689F5G
These fake parking tickets are as stated a hoax. It's very satisfying to give some jerk double parked a moment of heart racing, "Oh [email protected]#$" though.
NOT MY CARD
my credit card is out, where can I buy this stuff? shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
edit: this one seems to be a larger container than some of the cheaper ones.
shortened url for ya: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BS3FHU
Crazy Aarons Thinking Putty?
Name: "Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty"
I've always thought this magnetic putty was the pops blooby!
A tiny weak vacuum is probably with a disposable bag would be perfect.
Does anyone know if this would work?
What about this http://www.amazon.com/pal-PP0119-Henry-Desktop-Hoover/dp/B001GNTLGY/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1395975076&amp;sr=8-5&amp;keywords=mini+keyboard+vacuum
Everyone should have a Mini Henry
~$20 after shipping Amazon Link
I found something similar on Amazon
Nice that sounds like it must work pretty well, too! As for a vacuum, I just use a small hand vac, but I think something like this lil' guy would be perfect.
Here are some links for the product in the above comment for different countries:
Amazon Smile Link: this lil' guy
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I have this?
you can even buy a desktop model!
You need this: Henry The Desktop Hoover
I would think of starting with the basics: marshmallow, kitchen sponge, soda.. Then maybe something more fun like one of these squeeze stressballs. I'm sure actually doing it might inspire other things to put in there, plus hearing suggestions from others.
I'd say it's one of these stress toys.
I posted a similar question on here for a gift for my boyfriend, and I got a lot of great responses so I decided to make a "panic box" for him with lots of different ideas.
He is big on scents for soothing, so I got him a relaxation blend and frankincense essential oils, as well as his favorite incense.
He is also very responsive to tea, so I got him this pregnancy tea. I know that seems weird, but it was one of the few on Amazon that had chamomile and oatstraw. Although I didn't really expect them to work, I also got him stress mints, calm drops, and moon drops in hopes that having something to suck on might calm him down if some minor anxiety pops up.
As for books, after reviewing this thread here, I got him this anxiety memoir since he seems to benefit from reading other people's stories (shout out to this subreddit! Thanks guys!), as well as this workbook.
Finally, I got him a panic pete to give him something to hold and squeeze when he was anxious. Out of all the things I got him, he loved panic pete the best!
As a final, personal touch, I printed out this article which he loved reading when he is anxious, and included some of the calming mantras I found here.
Hope at least some of this helps!
I believe that’s actually a Panic Pete.
Positive I've seen them in at least 3 films.
I used to have one of these "Thinking Putties". So fun while I was at work and pull it out for a few minutes.
Crazy Aaron's Hypercolor Mini Tin Assortment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NML89AM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_7tcCCbN1PJV15
There are so many varieties.
Crazy Aaron's Enchanting Unicorn 4" Tin Thinking Putty https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G8PC54S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_yGcCCb39YA0W5
Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty, 3.2 Ounce, Liquid Glass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004L13EXE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_tHcCCb821N405
And have you tried this Mexican Candy?
Authentic Sabores - Pulparindo with Mango Flavor 280g, Pulaprindo Extra Hot and salted Tamarind Pulp 280g andsRockaleta Chili Layers Capas de Chile 5 pzas. 24gc/u https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07552LY37/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_SMcCCbZCWDCT3
Thanks for the contest!!
On my wish list is liquid glass putty!
Thanks for doing this, OP!
Liquid Glass Putty looks pretty awesome.
I'd probably eventually add some glow powder to it so it really glows in the dark.
surprise me Everyone needs some Thinking Putty
I make my own luck!
Firework Glasses would be awesome if I win!
I bought these last year. They are cheap and made of paper, but they get the job done and you have 49 of them to give away. I have a nicer set for myself now, but for 40 cents a pop, you can't beat them for things to give out
Edit: Cheaper here, only 12 cents per pair. Damn
These are the best to give away to cool people! See you all there weekend 2!
20 Pairs - Neon Prism Diffraction Fireworks Glasses - For Laser Shows, Raves https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JT5P7A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_zORQAbSYZSYP4
Diffraction glasses, like these https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005JT5P7A/ref=pd_aw_sim_23_2?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1&amp;refRID=2J2WHV4669K5CPXWCTD8 you can buy them in bulk super cheap and some companies will print custom ones. Everyone will fucking love it
You could try something like this, this, or this. I used the first one linked for a long time but sometime a while ago disconnected and I never got around to replacing it.
EDIT: Forgot to add this one.
For the pen, might I suggest an Inka or Telepen? Right now my keyring contains more tools than keys and is very handy for that purpose.
This is not a real product. It is only a gag gift box. I was very disappointed when I tried to order this as a baby gift. See for yourselves and read the title:
If anyone knows where I can get some temporary baby tattoos, please let me know. I still need to get a gift.
To be fair it is a prank gift box not actual product.
My mother-in-law bought one for my sister-in-law who just had her first baby. You can buy them and they do exist in the physical realm.
Amazon link because Christmas is soon: http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
It's on amazon if you're in the UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/ThinkGeek-847509001486-Minecraft-Light-Torch/dp/B00B0FV4FE *I guess it might be on others too.. obviously more expensive though.
Minecraft "Light Up" Wall Torch
For your bother you could get him a mine craft torch https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Dressing-Up-Accessories/Minecraft-PDF00004852-Light-Up-Wall-Torch/B00B0FV4FE
Your Secret Santa idea is good and depending on the age of her students a roll of 'good job' stickers would be helpful :)
It's called a Helicone
In case anyone was interested.
That would be a Helicone!
They're called Helicones, and yep you can find them online. Here's a link:
Here is the mobile version of your link
$75 at Amazon.
the buy all three option is also weird
I feel like I'm on Shark Tank...
HandHook I think you'll love this! Introducing these wonderful [Finger Puppets] (http://smile.amazon.com/Set-Ten-Finger-Hands-Puppets/dp/B00OACD9CU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1457064691&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=10+finger+hand). Want to creep out your buddies? Use these! Want to entertain your dad? Use these! Want to impersonate Kristen Wiig's SNL character Doonese? Use these! Want to make a live action version of [this] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtjCXPxhMuc)? Use these!
All in all, they are very versatile finger puppets, and you should buy a set of them.
Now you can do it at home -- https://www.amazon.com/Set-Ten-Finger-Hands-Puppets/dp/B00OACD9CU
They sell these a toy shop near me -- fun to play with.
That is because they are only sold in packs of 5 or 10.
All that cargo space so I can get my Finger Hands emergency over-nighted from Miami to Seattle.
I'm surprised the rest of the empty space in the plane isn't stuffed to the gills with packing peanuts though.
Hands for your fingers
I got this one, its pretty awesome to play with
I can't recommend this one enough. I ordered a couple to start and this one, for the money, is by FAR the best. Its well below the 100-200 range of the "fancy" ones but still gives you that all metal, 5 minute spin time that you want. Try it out! It said it wouldnt ship for 5 days but it shipped the next day.
I have this one and it's pretty amazing.
I got mine last week but from a different seller on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NAPTIZQ). I'm loving it so far. A 2-handed spin on the table can get me a spin time of about 7:30 minutes right now. My only complaint is that the bearing doesn't have a cage to hold the bearings in place. This causes the spinner to produce a slightly louder spin when it is held vertically. I was wondering if this was the case for you.
I've got this one and really like it.
Here's the amazon link for those interested: https://www.amazon.com/TYZEST-Spinner-Durable-Precision-material/dp/B01NAPTIZQ/ref=pd_cart_wl_1_4?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1&amp;refRID=SHZBWHA7J2RRVP1CJWNF
I'm looking to get a 3 sided, silver spinner with a nice and quiet spin time. I'm specifically eyeing the zentri spinner off of fidgethq. Does anyone have this and can confirm the quality of it? I've heard great things, but I want to hear a couple more opinions before I whip out $40 for this.
Edit: Also found this Apsung and TYZEST. Both are rated highly, anyone have those and can vouch?
Good bot. https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/
These ladybugs . It seems cruel, you know? Like “release the bugs!”
the gift of nothing here you go, enjoy nothing in a package!
embarrassing boxes this one seems a little cruel. But it’s weird, none the less.
The under $20 thing is this . Also weird, but oddly charming.
The iconic "gift of nothing"
ist von dieser Seite von Amazon: https://www.amazon.de/Nichts-Person-alles-Nothing-Geschenk/dp/B019HDSCPU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505322690&sr=8-1&keywords=nichts+f%C3%BCr+die+person+die+alles+hat
Nosrsly, give them [nothing] (https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU)
Granted, you get this https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted. Here's your nothing https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
people buy literally nothing - do they really need it?
I believe your best bet for penny stocks premarket is available online.
This is your best resource
Get a voice modulator like this:
Get this: https://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK
Put thermal paste on the tip. Set it up next to your phone and have it grind LvL games for you. Voila! Mbappe
Customers who bought this item also bought 250 count of assorted Super Bouncy Fun Balls. I see a happy, fun-filled terrorist attack in America's future.
Get a couple people to chip in and go on amazon and buy a large quantity of those small rubber balls, then release them through the school. something like this
Fucking machine Sex Machine for Men and Women Dildo Massageliege Pro... http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IQDJUKO/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_2xFwtb1F010DV
Mister Liquid Ass Fart Spray by Liquid Ass http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_nCFwtb1FADVEP
What I want although nothing is really want is wtf
Pet Gear I-Go2 Traveler Roller Backpack for Cats and Dogs up to 20-Pounds, Ocean Blue by Pet Gear, Inc. http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0015MI4I2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_ilFwtb1CYSX51
If you ever thought "why would anyone buy this product", a WBC protest is all the reason i would need to buy it by the gallon.
Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by Magic Geek, Inc. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_6G8htb0T64540
For everybody wondering what this stuff is
buy your own
Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001R57O88/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_6cqRCbV14P2Z8
http://www.amazon.com/Drinking-Bird-4975-The-Famous/dp/B000JSGLBK (non-referral link)
This stuff is pretty potent. Just an idea.
Just use this to talk into your mic
Urban Outfitters has a better series of these, but you get the idea.
You should send her one of those voice changers, less than $10, you can't go wrong! Save the next poor sole who has to talk to her!
I'm not a fan of what the cyclist did but if hes going to get any revenge for assholes especially uber drivers I would recommend buying something like this and spraying it in his car and then just driving off. He's going to have a hard time picking people up.