Best humorous poetry books for children according to redditors
We found 80 Reddit comments discussing the best humorous poetry books for children. We ranked the 23 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 80 Reddit comments discussing the best humorous poetry books for children. We ranked the 23 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Here is a book in the subject https://www.amazon.com/Falling-Up-Shel-Silverstein/dp/0060248025
If you enjoyed that, you should read I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats!
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
You may want to start with words before you go straight to pissing on the person. A "Do you mind?" can go a long way if you say it assertively.
Source: "The book of how not to needlessly escalate the situation when the situation is someone looking at your penis."
Shel Silverstein is the man - Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, The Giving Tree
Reference
For any Silverstein fans out there who might not know, they released another book of his never-before-seen poems and illustrations called Every Thing On It like two years ago. I found it in a Toys 'R Us completely by chance and was ecstatic.
Green eggs and ham.
So I'm not sure if you already have any, but Shel Silverstein is lots of fun. We don't have any so I added it to my list too! I've got a 1 and 3 yr old who are book obsessed, poetry is so much fun to read out loud.
Thanks for the contest!
My favorites for reading support:
That poem is by Shel Silverstien. The same guy who wrote this and this.
Or my personal favourite, "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats"
https://www.amazon.ca/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581
So much awesome here!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007KFXIDE/ref=aw_ls__5?colid=7CWYXJ1UUUS5&coliid=I470A7VTO4OVI&vs=1 is something I need. I currently have no expandable storage for my phone so I have to be real careful with pics and videos of my kiddos.
For the under $20, would love this to read to my boys. My husband and I both loved this book as kids http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060572345/ref=aw_ls__10?colid=1XBDHCB7ELEOA&coliid=I2D46YYD2FJCA0
C'mon...gimme.
You both look extremely lovely today by the by :)
ETA: Just realized the double post, whoops! All clear now :)
I need I Could Pee on This because I read a poem from it once and it's hilarious! Also because I love cats and poetry.
Buying a book is not about obtaining a possession, but about securing a portal.
since it looks like their cat sat on their keyboard to fill in the questions I'd recommend this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008VO3PA4/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
1.) Something that is grey.
Silver is grey, right? ;)
2.) Something reminiscent of rain.
When I think of rain I think of cuddling up with a good cup of coffee.
3.) Something food related that is unusual.
Coffee chocolate Not that weird... but pretty amazing.
4.) Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. Tell me who it's for and why. (Yes, pets count!)
Bones for my dog because he hates being alone!
5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it!
I haven't read this yet, but it's supposed to be amazing!
6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related!
This book
7.) Something related to cats. I love cats! (keep this SFW, you know who you are...)
meow.
8.) Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it.
I don't think any nail polish is useful, but I love this color
9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why?
Shawshank Redemption Come on, it's amazing. And sad. And Stephen King.
10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain.
These would be particularly useful because I could keep my hair out of my face so I can see zombies better to kill them!
11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals.
skip for now
12.) One of those pesky Add-On items.
Apparently you can straighten your nose with this interesting little item Ohhhh, China.
13.) The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. Why?
This book is the most expensive item on my list. Dream item? Nah. A kindle would be my dream item, but not feasible to have on list right now.
14.) Something bigger than a bread box.
This big enough?
15.) Something smaller than a golf ball.
This ring is itty bitty!
16.) Something that smells wonderful.
This air freshener. Mmmm
17.) A (SFW) toy.
Amazon lists this as a toy, so I'm going to have to go with that!
18.) Something that would be helpful for going back to school.
These would be great to hang papers and reminders up on the fridge.
19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be.
I'm obsessed with books, so uh... most of my wish list. Or this bookmark that symbolizes all that is books.
20.) Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. Explain why it is so grand.
I'm sure you've seen this but come on! It's John Snuhhhh!
Bonus! Oregon Fruit
Fear cuts deeper thank swords! Thanks for the contest. =)
I've heard good things about the new Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls collection! You could also try some anthologies of stories from different cultures around the world (anansi the spider, tales from ancient china, etc) or greek and roman mythology. The website A Mighty Girl has all kinds of great recommendations. You might also think about some books of poems like A Pizza the Size of the Sun or Where the Sidewalk Ends.
edit: And The Stinky Cheese Man is always good one if you want something silly!
My favorite book when I was a kid was A light in the attic which can be found on my daughters wishlist . Woot figured out how to copy and paste on my phone.
My daughter liked all of these books:
World Snacks Series introduces the idea of different cultures to toddlers:
The "who was" and "I am" books are pretty good for a diverse group of historical figures. For example (we haven't read all of these):
A might girl is also a great resource for books about powerful girls and women:
https://www.amightygirl.com/books
They have categories for "multi-cultural fiction", "world regions" and "prejudice / Discrimination":
Besides The Monster at the End of This Book, Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich doesn't make me want to end it all.
Also Polkabats and Octopus Slacks.
My 4 year old enjoys reading/looking at National Geographics too.
I had Richard Scarry's Best Storybook Ever as a child and bought it for my children, too! It's got little golden books in it, but also tons of fun lists and things like that. Love it! I also got Where the Sidewalk Ends, no matter their age, the poems are fun to hear, pleasing to the ear!
I really liked Falling Up by Shel Silverstein
As a mom who was equally pragmatic about her pregnancy -- at the anatomy scan, I made halloween skeleton decoration jokes instead of being all excited about the tech finding my fetus's penis, she was very upset with me -- I would recommend Emily Oster's books. She and her husband are behavioral economists, and so their approach a lot of the fluffy "recommendations" and "averages" people tell soon-to-be and new parents was to look at studies to find whatever data they could to support it.
Here's her Amazon page, you'll want copies of both "Expecting better" -- her pregnancy book -- and "Cribsheet" -- her early parenting book. They've reassured both my husband and me about what's actually good precautions and what's just hysteria, and I've referenced Cribsheet at least twice more since actually giving birth. You can also back your wife's and your decisions up with real studies and data when people decide to offer advice you didn't ask for that runs counter to what you want to do.
I'd also recommend the parenting classes the hospital should offer new parents, for everything from how labor will go to new parent awareness. Some of it feels really dumb and sentimental, but some was good reminders and stuff I never thought about -- like how cleaner looks like juice to little kids. (Also, fetuses are swimming in their own pee in the womb.)
Finally, we were gifted an encyclopedia-esque book aimed for fathers at my baby shower. I'll look up the title at home -- my very reserved husband has enjoyed reading it for what's to come type stuff.
PS: You'll want a copy of this book for bedtime, especially when he's little, and Shel Silverstein poetry is much better than any children's book to read at nighttime when they're too little to pay attention to the pictures. All the docs want out of reading to your kids is just talking to them... all the time... so read something you like.
Last month I published my first book, Dragons, Tea, & Other Tails. And while publishing it was daunting, I've discovered that I'm more comfortable writing and publishing than telling folks about the book...!
I pasted the blurb below. My awesome wife also took some pics of the book, including the poem The Butt of a Princess. (She's a bit more fearless about spreading the word than I am!)
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This book. It looks like a fun read and a great gift for cat lovers. And I thought this song was funny! So much like the cat's I've known.
As a bonus, here are a couple fun cat gifs :)
http://i.imgur.com/mgxmK3f.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/cbSbtjJ.gifv
Here it is on Amazon.
Where the Sidewalk Ends was one of my favorite books as a kid. I wish I still had it, I've never been able to find it for my kids. My mom sold my copy on a yard sale once when I was a teenager because I'd apparently outgrown it :( It's on my kids' Book Wishes wishlist!
Some of my kids' favorites are Frog and Toad, Clifford the Big Red Dog and anything by Dr. Suess :)
I devoured the Magic Treehouse series when I was younger. I thought it was so great that they went to all these cool places (and they were very easy to read chapter books, so I flew through them!) :)
Edit: I ran a Reading Buddies program at the local library and a couple of our younger readers really liked them because the writing style is simple, but interesting. There are new words, but nothing terribly difficult and since the main characters are the same throughout, it's easy to follow :)
In terms of other books, I thought all of these were great:
Those were all pretty popular with my kids (and with me)! :)
Devil in the White City- By Erik Larson A fantastic nonfiction that reads like fiction.
Anything by HP Lovecraft for a dose of Horror. I think the story, "Horror at Red Hook" and "Lurker in Darkness" have more of an adventurer GM theme to them than others. Fair bit of warning, when reading his stuff have a dictonary pulled up on your phone. Since it's older material there are a lot of anitquated words in there. Don't worry about learning every new word for future reference. Your brain will pick a couple.
My favorite collection.
I have used some history books about WWI and WWII to make campigns for Iron Kingdoms.
I'm a fan of varied mediums, if you haven't done graphic novels before, maybe look into one that could strike your fancy. Hellboy, Batman-The Long Halloween, most titles by Allen Moore, Superman-Red Son.
Also sneak some poetry in there. Even light stuff like Shel Silverstein was helpful to me. It helps you think of how to use words in new ways.
Edit: Formatting
I have this Shel Silverstein book on my list. I adore his writing and have fond childhood memories of reading them!
Thanks for the contest!
10:38 is my guess.
Roll Tide Baby!
Shell Silversteina Where the Sidewalk Ends is CLASSIC.
Edit: I left out a digit. Guessing ten thirty-eight. Original post neglected the zero in ten.
Green eggs and ham.
Hop on Pop was one of my favorites when I was little. I thought it was hilarious that the kids were jumping on the dad, and made my dad read it all the time. The Spooky Old Tree was also a favorite, and it was the first book I ever "read". It was probably half memorization and half reading, but I read it at three :)
For me, I want Abel's Island because I read it as a kid, and want to have it for when I have kids down the road. I already have a small collection of books for my future kids, this would be added to that.
OK... so there are three books... you can surprise me with one of them only if you want to...
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0736927115/ref=tmm_hrd_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=IDYI5GGJ4248B
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1449410243/ref=tmm_pap_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=I22Q7MCNVSWJTM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1452110581/ref=tmm_hrd_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=I22BCWWEO0IRMF
Makes me think of the kids' book Hop on Pop.
Not sure I have any.
https://www.amazon.com/Where-Sidewalk-Ends-Poems-Drawings/dp/0060256672
This maybe
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By the Great Horn Spoon!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316286125/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
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Benjamin Franklin: Young Printer
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0020419201/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
3.
Aesop's Fables
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451529537/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
4.
For Boys Only: The Biggest, Baddest Book Ever
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312377061/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
5.
Linus Torvalds, Software Rebel
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0761319603/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
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Strange Stuff: True Stories of Odd Places and Things
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0208024050/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
7.
Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060256672/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
8.
Call It Courage
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141695368X/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
9.
Rocks and Minerals
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0789497603/ref=ox_ya_oh_product
Shel Silverstein was my favorite growing up! Have not seen this book in years... Something about his poems always made me happy:)
I have always wanted to own this one but for some reason I never seem to buy it.
Great first contest, Gridline!
The book I'm dying to get my hands on is Shel Silverstein's latest, Everything On It. I'm a huge Shel fan, and I can't wait to read (and re-re-re-read) this one!
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We Didn't Playtest This At AllFrankenstein makes a Sandwich is really good -- my daughter loves it [and it's the right time of year!].
I've heard his other one, Frankenstein takes the cake, isn't quite as good but haven't actually read it.
Also keep in mind Shel Silverstein wrote other collections of poetry as well.
"I Could Pee On This." Really funny, quick read.
Lil I'm Just No Good At Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups
I recommend adding [https://www.amazon.com/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581] (this book) to your library.
Edit: formatting
Here is a picture. The bookends are a solid geode that was cut to make them, my husband and I got them on my honeymoon along with a book of poetry by cats called I Could Pee On This. Hahahaha
Congrats! What did you make that sold?! I love Etsy.
http://www.amazon.com/Where-Sidewalk-Ends-Anniversary-Edition/dp/0060572345/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=MP4WCNL8A4OU&coliid=I1AHGCUPWK5YM
Even though this is a "children's poem book" I believe it has some really good stuff for us adults. Heartwarming, inspiring and comforting.
I really really want it !
Under $10:
http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Deathly-Hallows-Part-Pc/dp/B004S0PN2I/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=CXQJ7EYU2U45&coliid=ITGH75B6P4I6S
Under $5:
http://www.amazon.com/Dotting-Marbleizing-Manicure-Pedicure-Ounce/dp/B004OHQR1Q/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2674WN1C6SC9Z&coliid=I39O9340ZYIVAV
In the order that I read them:
Where the Sidewalk Ends
The Tao of Pooh
The God Delusion
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
1.) For this I choose a pencil box because when I was in grade school I collected pencil shavings mostly from colored pencils to do a craft project idea I had with them. Sad ending though, I never did get around to making the craft.
2.) I know this notebook would make me insanely jealous. I wasn't much of a note taker however so it would end up mostly filled with doodles :P
3.) I think any teacher would smile if they saw one of their students wearing this shirt
4.) YAY! Art class! I think with this I will be fully prepared!
5.) In my state (Washington) it rains a lot during the school year, so these fashionable rain boots are a must have for splashing around in the puddles!
6.) If I could pick my school's mascot, it would definitely be the blobfish because I don't think anybody else has him as a mascot yet. And of course because he's so cute!
7.) You would think a box of nerds candy this big should last the whole school year, but it's kids we're talking about here, come on.
8.) I have always been in love with the Shel Silverstein books such as Where The Sidewalk Ends. Also they rhyme and have silly drawings!
9.) There is no way to beat this amazing spectacular backpack any kid wearing this would be the most popular kid in school!
10.) Between homework and dinner, my favorite activity would be playing the Wii U with friends or family. It's a fun video game system that can also keep you up and active!
Bonus #1 - School newspaper?
If you have cats, this is great!
Hop on Pop
Except you are still lying , nice try but I am not retarded... if you truly turned this in for a project then I hope you are caught for plagarism because this has been in a poetry book for quite some time.
A: http://www.poetry4kids.com/poem-141.html#.Vo7KDsspDqB
B: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0689048645/?tag=poetryforkids
Procure por contos pequenos de todo o tipo (menos erótico) que esteja na amazon, tem muita coisa bacana e curta sendo feita por autores iniciantes/desconhecidos (e alguns semi famosos no BR).
Continua na vibe dos contos, e aos poucos vai dando coisas maiores pra ele ler; um livro de contos de um autor que ele curtiu, uma noveleta e vai aumentando.
Exemplo:
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As a kid nothing topped Shel Silverstein. ESPECIALLY where the sidewalk ends haha
https://www.amazon.com/Where-Sidewalk-Ends-Poems-Drawings/dp/0060256672/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1497975478&sr=8-2&keywords=where+the+sidewalk+ends
i bought a friend this recently.
Jack Prelutsky A Pizza the Size of the Sun
Uhhh This book =)
I had the Summer book growing up, I recognize the art style and dog.
Or [this] (http://www.amazon.com/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1450584708&sr=1-1&keywords=i+can+pee+on+this+and+other+poems+by+cats) and this?
my elementry teacher gave this to me in 4th grade. i still enjoy reading it
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Damn, imagine having someone spell stuff out for you in explicit detail and you still walk away thinking that. But it's okay champ, I know reading's hard. Here's one of my favorite books growing up. It's short poems so it should be a good starter. After that I'd recommend stuff like The Magic Treehouse series, really small and easy to digest with a little mystery if I remember right. After that you can probably move on to the Harry Potter series and some non-fiction books, but make sure you wait until you're ready. It'll take a bit but I believe in you :\^)