We found 38 Reddit comments about 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.
When I was a kid, my cat got hit by a car and died.
My Mum, seeing how upset I was about it, thought she'd pick me up a present on the way home from work to cheer me up.
I think she bought me a record or something.
It was a few years later that she told me she'd first gone to a bookshop, asked the guy what funny book he'd recommend, and he said 'How about this one - "100 things to do with a dead cat?"'.
 - it was 101 things
Which reminds me of this book: https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
Order this, it may help
http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-a-Dead-Cat/dp/0517545160 seems apropos.
My faborite, and probably the most disgusting: pencil sharpener.
This book needs to be updated.
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
This is just for cats, but the sound principles apply to a variety of other pets.
My dad has a book called 101 Uses for a Dead Cat but I doubt Reddit would like it.
This might be helpful if you get the cat
101 uses for a dead cat
Reminds me of "101 uses for a dead cat" (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0517545160) that a friend of mine had when I was a kid...
Casually leave this laying on a table next to the litterbox...
Looks like they can use them all!
Reading this should speed the healing process.
And there's more: https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160/
There was a book written for this, that must be sacrilege for reddit.
Anybody else have 100 Uses for a Dead Cat lying around when they were growing up?
Well, since you asked.
Now it's 102!
Someone tell this guy.
This book might help...
Cats aren't exactly 100% useless.
Time to buy this
Heard of ["101 used for a dead cat?"] (http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160)
Someone with am ironic mind, served with a twist? I bet you mix a mean Mojito!
A throwback to the 1980s;
101 Uses for a Dead Cat
and the sequal
Cat's revenge: More than 101 uses for dead people
101 uses for a dead cat.
maybe you need this
I'm going to hell for this
On a serious note you can for a small fee get the ashes back from most vets you can then safely dispose of the ashes somewhere and visit when ever you wish.
you might want to add this to your amazon cart
Great, dead Cats have 101 uses
Buy this book if you need inspiration: 101 Uses for a Dead Cat
Seriously though, you can either leave the body at the vet's and have them dispose of it, donate it to your nearest vet school, have it cremated, or get it back and bury it in your back yard (check your local laws first, this is illegal in some water districts).
It was an anti-cat joke sort of like this or this :) but not as funny.