Reddit reviews Tenga Egg Variety 6-Pack Assortment 1

Buy ~4 of these.

What a terrible situation to be in for all parties involved. I'm sorry your family is struggling with this.

I got my boyfriend a set of Tenga eggs which he enjoys much more than just manual masturbation on its own. they also have a less-disposable tube-shaped version that might suit your dad's needs better.

I bought my ex-boyfriend of a couple of these Tenga Eggs. He loves them and clean up is extremely easy. I linked to the variety pack by you can buy them individually.

Turn one of these inside out and put them over the head. Apply lube. Lose your mind/blow your partner's mind.

Edit: Take em off and wash with cold water after use. They seem to last longer.

Tenga Egg 6-pack

What is a Tenga egg?

Tenga Eggs are great to start with. I bought my partner a variety pack for $25 on Amazon and we've been having a lot of fun with them together and he's been enjoying them on his own as well. The first time we used them he came twice in a row (the first time without ejaculation and the second time he came really really hard and ejaculated a fuck ton). The eggs are supposed to be one time use but we've extended the use of them by washing them with soap and water afterwards and having my partner remove the egg just before he comes to keep them a little cleaner (when we use them together he cums in my mouth and thats a lot of fun anyway). I would recommend the Tenga Fliphole as a long term toy but until then using the eggs can be a lot of fun and can give you a toy to use for a few months or so for not a lot of money. The variety pack I bought can be found here for $35. Its a bit more than when I bought it (Easter special) but this is still an amazing price for the pack of toys and I would absolutely say they are worth the money. The lube they come with is pretty shitty though so I would use your own lube and just use the eggs. My partner and I use them with Sliquid Gel lube and it works out great.

https://www.amazon.com/6-Color-Package-Variety-Portable-Pleasure/dp/B002DE6SWA

This is pretty close (nsfw-ish)

Ah yeah, now that I look up what the normal packaging looks like, I can see that is indeed what they are.

I'm actually not sure if they customized them for the event or if it was just a "we're showing off this episode where she lays an egg and one of the free gifts to people who come is one of these masturbatory egg doohickies!" thing.

Anyway... well, uh... have fun with them I suppose? What do you even say in this sort of situation? @_@

Tenga easy beat egg seems like a fun variety, and is in your budget.

I tried making an omelette with some of these recently and it did not turn out good.

$36 on Amazon... no thanks!

for context I am a cisgayman.

My favourite sex toys are the CLICKER and TWISTER Tenga Eggs, and this dildo. (I also own the "Juicy Justin" from that line, but it's maybe too big for me - I really have to be in a certain mood for it.) there are probably better dildos out there, I haven't looked extensively.

lubes I know better. the best ones I've found are Maximus (water-based, nice and thick, great for anal but tastes bitter) and Wet Platinum (silicone-based, thinner, tasteless so it's better for oral).

as for general tips, the best one I can give is "have a place of your own." also, maybe keep your cat out of the room. you probably don't want her jumping up on the bed while you're getting it on.

I suggest [Tenga eggs]. They are amazing and my wife has used them on me on multiple occasions. (http://Tenga Egg Variety 6-Pack Assortment 1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002DE6SWA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_tzC2DbPEZRFWC)

As a guy I highly recommend TengaEggs but I've found they're far more fun when used by a partner.

For women, my go-to recommendation is the Hitachi Magic Wand, you just can't go wrong with this thing. I've even supplied these to a number of women, mostly found here on Reddit. I kinda like being the Hitachi Fairy ;)

First off, r/sex is actually very chill and people are pretty friendly compared to most subreddits, maybe not more so than XX, but certainly more so than most.

Now on to real ideas. I have three:

Fleshlight

Tenga Eggs

One of the numerous Aneros prostate stimulating toy

Come on, let's be fair. These go for $23 for half a dozen, or about $4 each.

If you want something fun and cheap, order some tenga eggs.

Like this?

As a guy one of those sampler packs of Tenga eggs is pretty cool.

The Chinese imported kind

For yourself, I think the Tenga eggs from Japan look like a lot of fun. They seem like they'd be soft and squishy and interesting. I can't talk my hubby into trying anything like that though. Oh well.
https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA/

For the two of you together, the vibrating cock rings are pretty amazing. They aren't always the highest quality and we didn't have luck with them lasting for very many uses. It was good enough that I'd sign up for auto ship every 3 months. :-) No particular model was a favorite.

... Is he holding Tenga Eggs?

Tenga Egg!. Variety and disposable.

No way bro, I ordered this for christmas and I live in USA

Yeah man, the second your spunk hits water it gets all thick and is pretty disgusting to clean.. Also, check these out, they sell them in Amazon and eBay, not to mention other places online individually instead of in six packs.. I got a single one for like 3 dollars on eBay and it was pretty amazing.. [](Tenga Easy Beat Egg Masturbator - Variety 6 Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002DE6SWA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_mEqtxbWYT6HDQ)

An egg and a condom you say... SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR TENGA

He was obviously selling these eggs: http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA

My local porn store had these a while back (NSFW link, obviously).

They claim to be one-size fits all, but I found that if I stretched it far enough to fit my whole dick the textures were too stretched out to accomplish much and it felt a little unpleasant. If you stick to just wrapping it around the tip and twisting it, fapping lightly, they're pretty great.

Don't really feel like the real thing, though, but it's still nice.

I'm a guy and I love my vibrator

Not really a fan of dildos because I don't like stuff in my butt

I've heard great things about the tenga egg if you're not into butt stuff (which I don't blame you)

i just bought their "sampler" yesterday! amazon prime shipping should be here today:

http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-EGGVP001-Egg-Variety-Pack/dp/B002DE6SWA/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1346436998&sr=1-1&keywords=tenga

dunno how good they are yet but they look pretty fun.

Tenga Eggs

https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA

https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA

you could try an alternative toy like a tenga egg. my girlfriend got it for me a while back and i've enjoyed it. i think its a lot easier to clean than a fleshlight, because you can practically flip it inside out.

https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-6-Color-Package-Portable-Pleasure/dp/B002DE6SWA?fap=1&keywords=tenga+egg&qid=1540666158&s=Health+%26+Personal+Care&sr=1-1&ref=sr_1_1

Here you go, my dude. You could easily fit one of these in your pocket every day or perhaps find a way to attach them to your keychain. Maybe a leather holder, perhaps?
They even come with their own lube in them, so you don't have to worry about that.

Happy fapping!

I googled “putty dick” lmao. But also I found something called the Tenga egg? Is that what it is?

https://www.amazon.com/6-Color-Package-Variety-Portable-Pleasure/dp/B002DE6SWA

If your tight on space get a NSFW Tenga Egg

invest in these op. https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA. They are small and discreet and you can use them more than once if you are so inclined.

Like I said though, one is not enough. I strongly suggest you order at least three or four. My first broke quickly.

My boyfriend and I bought each other sex toys for Valentine's Day.

You could consider buying him a Tenga Egg (Amazon link, pretty SFW) or something similar and use it when you're together to help him see that sex toys are not something big and scary or a replacement for him but rather a bit of spice for a healthy sexual relationship.

I use a Tenga Egg to avoid death grip. Just saying.

But yeah, just know that he finds you sexy. It's not you, it's literally just how he holds his dick when he masturbates.

And B.C. is probably your best option. It's all but impossible to beat death grip when you have to use a condom. Give him some good lovin' and hope he doesn't go back to the habit.

I personally think a Fleshlight is worth it, but I am not a guy. I like to use it on my husband. It looks pretty much like a flashlight to the uninitiated.

Other guys enjoy Tenga eggs, which are much cheaper but limited use.

Don't underestimate the pleasure of lubrication.

If your GF hassles you for it, just own it like a boss. It's nothing to be ashamed of. You're using a tool instead of cheating on her. It's a penis massager to get rid of unpleasant tension, just like people have back massagers for back tension. My household has equal opportunities in toy ownership. Both my husband and I have sex toys and use them alone or together.

*Edited for Tenga egg link

Tenga?

I don't really know what these are but they've been suggested a few times, so I feel like they'd be kinda cool, although they may result in some questions from my father. hahaha

tenga egg masturbation gel assister

It make look odd but my husband liked these. Very discreet looking. Can use more than once. Said they feel like the real thing. I found them at a local adult store. I forgot all about these til I saw your post. Will have to order him some for his upcoming trip.

http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1395683193&sr=1-1&keywords=tenga+egg

http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-EGGVP001-Egg-Variety-Pack/dp/B002DE6SWA

“no, really, i’m voluntarily celebate. chicks dig me bro”

One of these http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-EGGVP001-Egg-Variety-Pack/dp/B002DE6SWA