I guess I'll make a statement about our revenue plans vs our community activity.

1/ We didn't make the frontpage changes for any revenue-related or mainstreaming reason. We made them because (as has actually been discussed in this very subreddit quite often) the default subreddits all evolve in different ways and the community itself begins to find one or more of those subreddits more or less valuable/desirable. (I think you all know what I'm talking about; this will be the only paragraph where I talk a bit sideways, because I don't want to shit on people) Similarly, other emerging subreddits begin to show a lot of promise so in the interests of adding more fresh material, we've added them to the defaults.

1a/ There is a minor point that sometimes taking a subreddit out of the defaults and removing the pressures of the limelight can allow it to incubate and improve, but that wasn't a reason in our decisions; it's just something that occurred to me today.

2/ Our revenue plans encompass the following areas:

• We run ads. Even though we are really strict about ad quality (no flash, spammy, etc), we don't have a problem finding advertisers, and we don't get any complaints from them about our defaults and it doesn't seem to affect their decisions. It just... isn't an issue. /u/hueypriest says that sometimes they are concerned about /r/wtf, but you'll notice that (1) we left that in the defaults and (2) it still doesn't seem to make much of a difference in their decisions to advertise with us.
  
  
• We sell you reddit gold. Our plan with that is to add features and benefits so that over time your subscription becomes more valuable - at this point, if you are/were intending to buy anything from one of the partners, a month's subscription to reddit gold will actually pay for itself immediately via the discount. Incidentally I should note again that the gold partners who provide those benefits don't pay us. The business "model" there is roughly: (1) partner gives users free/discounted stuff. (2) Users benefit, buy gold. (3) Sometimes users have a problem or question, so they post in /r/goldbenefits. The partners (who are specially selected for, among other things, attentiveness to quality customer service) answer questions or resolve your problem in the subreddit, where it can be seen in public and therefore is good for them. (4) Partner's reputation for good service increases, redditors discover another quality company/product that is actually good.
  
  It is marketing, but it's not what you expect: we think that quality customer service is one of those "difficult to see, but ultimately most valuable" aspects of a company, and companies who do this don't get enough recognition. Thus, this model helps make it clear when a company provides good customer service. The marketing value to them is not that they are a reddit gold partner, but that they are seen explicitly taking good care of redditors. (as it happens, if they don't, we will drop them) Again, they don't pay us for inclusion in that program - they have to be invited, and on the basis of us thinking they have something valuable to offer [at least some subset of] redditors.
  
  
• redditgifts Marketplace is actually turning out to be promising. It's still nascent, but gift exchanges are quite popular and (again in reddit fashion) we heavily curate the merchants who are allowed in the marketplace. We'll see how it develops.
  
  In none of these cases do we need (or want) to modify or editorialize the logged-out front page. We do modify and editorialize the front page by selecting the defaults, but we do it entirely for community-oriented reasons. We will probably continue to do so.
  
  The truth (bland and unconspiracy that it is) is that we think if we do things for the community for community- and user- focused reasons, users will continue to be happy with us. Advertisers go where users go, and because subreddits already separate themselves from each other and advertisers can target by subreddit, there's very little fear of an ad appearing next to "objectionable" content that they didn't select. The user/community focus of reddit gold benefits and a marketplace is also pretty self-evident: if we make users happy with reddit, they will pay for reddit. There is just so much weird talk these days about financial engineering and weird business models by investment banker types that it pervades and distorts even normal peoples' expectations of how a business might be run - at reddit we are just trying to run a business in the old fashioned way: we make a thing, we try to make it as good we can for YOU, and you pay us money for it. My background is that of an engineer - I like to keep things simple.
  
  A note about short-term vs long-term money. It turns out that you have to plan for BOTH the short-term and the long-term. If you don't eat in the short-term, you die and never make it to the long-term. If you do everything short-term, you have no long-term future. So we need to make enough money this year to pay the bills and fund next year's growth, and we also need to put into place the cornerstones of future growth at the same time. It's a balancing act.
  
  Finally, if you would like to buy some tinfoil (actually aluminum), please use this Amazon affiliate link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001R2NM5U/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=reddit-dh-20
  
  

Good fashion ain't cheap

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You forgot one

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Here you go sir

750sqft should probably set you up for life, you can open a hat booth at the next MAGA rally!

1. A good, sharp chef's knife. Nothing fancy, I use a Dexter that I got for like $20 and have it resharpened. You can get a lot nicer, but you don't have to. The first kitchen I ever worked at (20 years ago) used knives almost exactly like this.
   
   
2. A good meat thermometer. I use this one which works similarly to a ThermaPen but without the ridiculous ~$90 cost.
   
   
3. A good cast iron skillet can be pretty versatile. Cast iron holds heat very well, which means that it's great for stuff like searing steaks.
   
   
4. Some cheap, non-stick frying pans. I recommend getting cheap ones because once the coating starts coming off (and it always does at some point, it seems) you're going to throw them away and get new ones. You can spend $300+ like I did once and get high-end stuff like All-Clad or whatever, but even if you're super careful and use only wood and silicone utensils to cook on it, it'll still start peeling its coating, and then All-Clad will say you used metal silverware on it and your warranty is invalid, blah blah blah, and that's more hassle than you need. Just get cheap ones.
   
   
5. Now THIS is where you can spend some legit money. A tri-ply, high quality frying pan without a non-stick coating. These are great for making pan sauces while you cook, etc. I made a chicken, garlic, and olive oil with a red wine vinegar based pan sauce with this pan (well, and some baking dishes) that was incredible. All-Clad is the industry standard but the Tramontina stuff is 1/2 the price or less and built to near the same level of quality.
   
   
6. A nice, enameled Dutch Oven, whether it be from Le Creuset or Tramontina, these are the best for stews, soups, chili...etc. Hold heat forever, well built, and easy to clean.
   
   
7. A good fish spatula, which I almost never use to cook fish. It's actually just the best shape for omelets, eggs, whatever. Flipping anything in a pan with a utensil like this is awesome.
   
   
8. A thick ceramic baking dish for making things like lasagna or casseroles or even just roasting meats/veggies.
   
   
9. Believe it or not, cookie sheets covered with heavy duty aluminum foil are how I do a lot of my oven roasting of small things, like diced veggies or potatoes. They work perfectly and being so large they're able to be spread out so they get roasted on all edges for a little extra flavor. Brussel sprouts & diced bacon in a cast iron skillet to start and then dump them onto this and blast them in the oven at 425 for 15-20 minutes and you'll have a great side dish.
   
   
10. No matter how careful you are, you're going to get something caked on or get a dish so dirty you think it's uncleanable. For that, I recommend Barkeeper's Friend which is an awesome powdered cleaner. Add a little water, use a paper towel and this stuff to make a paste, leave it in the pan for a few minutes, then rinse. I have yet to see this fail. Awesome stuff. Saved some pans.
    
    
    There are lots of other things I use daily:
    
    

• Good kitchen towels
  
• Heavy Duty Aluminum foil
  
• A good dish scrubber for cleanup
  
  etc.
  
  But the point I guess I'm making is that you can get lots of good, cheap stuff to start with.
  

Glass's microphone is not always on. It's only in listen mode when the screen is on. Your phone can be used to track your location anyway (thanks to the nice GPS+GLONASS chip inside), can probably hear everything you're saying while it's in your pocket, and can probably see roughly what you're seeing it when it's in your hand.

I hear this product makes an excellent material for a hat:
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Major security flaw here. How are you going to prevent governments from reading the mnemonic seeds from your memory? You guessed it, tin foil hat. This is probably common knowledge, but make sure to use heavy duty foil for protection from long wavelengths as well as sub-infrared bands. I prefer this kind because the aluminum oxide coating will keep your head cool when passing through areas of high luminous flux (especially for frequencies in the microwave bands).

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Stock up, this is a good price.

In case you run out

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I just made 64 of them last Sunday.

I wrap them in a paper towel and reheat them for 3 minutes and they are just fine.

Sometimes the corners will be crunchy from flattening them a bit to reheat evenly but other than that, they last a good 4-6 weeks.

I strongly suggest if you make a lot to just buy some foil squares but look around as those are expensive. I paid like $12 for 500 at Sams Club and they are cheaper than normal foil and have a lot of great uses.

I need to weigh in that the dryer method is not only dangerous but also really embarrassing. I had the unfortunate experience of trying to explain to the local fire marshall and property management why I had started a fire in a common area. In the end we agreed to disagree and I moved to a different unit that had a washer and dryer in the unit.

I didn’t want to risk another dispute with the property management and decided to find a better solution. I used to do research and development and helped create several products you may commonly use today. With my background and experience I undertook this challenge in finding a way to properly warm my daipers. I experimented with many different ideas and solutions and ultimately came up with the “hot pocket method”. I know it sounds absurd but hear me out and your life will be changed forever.

Step 1:
30/45 minutes before you are ready to change take your diaper and wrap it in aluminum foil like a hot pocket. I suggest using the Reynolds’s heavy duty wrap ( https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OBGVUQM/ ) , I attempted to use the Walmart brand and it resulted in another embarrassing dispute with property management. And let’s be honest if you have even a single fiber or moral compass you won’t support Walmart. (Support your local small businesses please).

Step 2:
Set your toaster oven to broil and set a timer for 17 minutes and place the pocket directly in the center. Again I’ve tested this with multiple products and endorse the Breville BOV650XL ( https://www.amazon.com/Breville-BOV650XL-Compact-Smart-Stainless/dp/B00357YS3A/ )

Step 3:
After the 17 minutes has completed remove the pocket from the appliance and allow to cool for 15-20 minutes.

Step 4: unwrap and enjoy

Time to rip down all my walls, floor and ceiling to install some metal sheeting. The most annoying part is going to be the doors for sure... But the plus is that if an EMP ever hits, all my stuff will be safe.

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> You do realize that plastic is not only made from oil, most forms of plastic are carginogenic, there is an entire labeling system that tells whether or not plastic is safe to be used for food storage or not, is safe to hold liquids or not, is safe to be microwavable or not, and many other things?

Lots of different kinds of medicines are also made from oil. Crude oil as a feedstock means nothing in this context. It simply is the source from which the monomers are derived from. Go find out for yourself what fractional distillation is. Different grades of fractions are used for different applications as well; analytical grade hexane will be as pure as you can get it to be, as opposed to something like technical grade.

The carcinogens associated with plastics are more often than not the plasticisers used in managing the physical properties of these materials. Carcinogenic behaviour of these plasticisers is only in the context of chronic exposure (for commonly used ones) to significant amounts. Beyond that, significant absorption through skin is highly improbable.

Here are some listings for aluminium foil for you to make your protective hat.

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I found a good sale for you: Hat making supplies

> I would not bat an eye if it turns out it's actually true and the US is causing it.

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Gnome: https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Gnomes-Garden-Statues/dp/B00TGLTRDK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467350174&sr=8-1&keywords=game+of+thrones+gnome

Finger: https://www.reddit.com/r/cleganebowl/comments/4nb8mf/more_of_them_hype_hands_on_the_way/

Tinfoil: https://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Wrap-Aluminum-Foil-200/dp/B00I9J3Q8W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1467350279&sr=8-1&keywords=tinfoil

Again, rain is made of water. If you live in Michigan, you're literally surrounded by large, freshwater lakes. Safe to say that's never going to happen.

Also...

In no way shape or form does it look like they're rigging ballots for Rubio.

Hope this helps

get your hats everybody!

Super Strength Aluminum Foil and mylar reflective film roll

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> No I am saying there is an ongoing media campaign to point out the negative aspects of the middle eastern culture in order to justify the oppression to control oil prices.

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>The reality of the situation is both cultures have positive and negative aspects.

In one country, a woman can accuse a man of rape with no evidence, and watch him get proverbially lynched.

In another, a woman can actually get raped, have loads of evidence, and then get literally lynched for "adultery".

These are both pretty severe problems, but if you think that the countries that spawned them are equal on the "women's rights" scale, please get your brain checked.

I gotchu dawg

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Here, you should get some of this

> Yes. Because anyone who opposes this likely is a Republican troll/shill or paid by the Koch brothers--especially in the comments on web articles. If you've spent any time on this subreddit, you'd know they have corporate PR firms here doing just that: a flood of comments appear on a particular issue, all at about the same time, all saying the same talking points.

I think you need to stock up on this.

>Hmm...funny how that's happening here right now, eh? There were no opposing comments until about 2 hours post-submission.

What does that have to do with anything?

>This amendment only hurts people like the Koch brothers. It's been worded in a way to make sure it doesn't affect many others, and focuses not on speech but permitting the regulation of how money is spent in our elections.

Yeah, you haven't done a bit of research on this. Read the ACLU article, they explain it pretty well. But, I'm sure you will just claim they are funded by the Koch brothers and a shill organization now, right?

>Republicans and Koch-backed individuals are attempting to make this about anyone but them in a desperate, last-ditch effort to cloud reality and cover up the truth.

No, it couldn't have anything to do with invalidating the first amendment.

>There's no way you aren't related to someone in PGI or something like that.

Here's a hat for you

In case you're getting low.. :)

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OR people agree with me and disagree with you. Yeah, stupid I know. Who could ever disagree with you?

Might wanna get some more of this soon

Insulating foil paper is sometimes used when you get a hot sandwich from a deli: https://www.amazon.com/Insulated-Foil-Sandwich-Wrap-Sheets-x/dp/B01N6KS00X

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Empty the water bottles, fill the bottom quarter up with the works toilet bowl cleaner, roll up a bunch of aluminum foil balls, put a ball in the bottle, shake it a few times, throw it in someone's yard and run away, it'll go off in 10-20min

It is not foiled tin its aluminum wrap he probably use this http://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Wrap-Aluminum-Foil-Pack/dp/B001R2NM5U

How many feet do you get for $20?

I did the math, and it still costs less per foot to buy the 75 foot roll at Aldi for $1.99.

$1.99/75ft= $0.0265 per foot

$26.57/500ft = $0.053 per foot

What utility does 25 dollar foil backed parchment provide over this?

http://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Lining-Paper-Square-Foot/dp/B0068TZUXO

Legitimate question, not trolling, not hating, but failing to actually see the difference

Also, seems to be a shoddy product judging from the reviews, actually inferior to Reynolds

If it can't handle a casserole, can it handle a real rosin press? I mean as opposed to your sis's hair straightener?

What kind of parchment disintegrates under any conditions?

It seems you ran out, so here you go: it helps against anything Biden!

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I don't buy thin foil because I do a lot of camping and don't want things to open up and ruin my food on the campfire. But it is just Reynolds Foil, 250' and not even heavy duty. If I bought this double pack on sale from Amazon here it would have only been $12 each.

There are 132 rubber bands in your car.

You can use this foil to make a core to start a rubber band ball.

have some tinfoil

And you really believe that, that is what will happen? You actually believe that there is a big conspiracy in /r/politics against Ron Paul? Perhaps you haven't seen the other 14 posts (I counted) in the top 50 about Ron Paul, or the one with 966 upvotes that was near the top earlier? Maybe this is more relevant.

No time to waste : https://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Wrap-Aluminum-Foil-500/dp/B001R2NM5U

You need this.

Hi, I'm also a beginner who's still pretty nervous around hot surfaces and heat, so I'll give you some tips especially for that.

I have a pair of Ove Gloves that I like because I can stick my hand in the oven without worry, but also because I can grip hot trays better and am less worried about dropping things. Just make sure you take care of them because food sticks to the material a lot, and if they get holey then that's bad.

Use a lot of aluminum foil - it doesn't get hot as easily if you put it in an oven. Better yet, if you're baking/roasting something, you can get this to put (aluminum side down) over baking pans so you don't get food on them and they are easier to clean.

When I first started cooking, I had no idea what things needed high heat or low heat on a stove or oven, and totally messed that up a few times, because people think these things are obvious. I'll just give you a few:

• Grilled cheese should be cooked on a medium to medium-low heat for a fairly long time so the cheese melts and the bread doesn't burn. Try to flip only once.
  
  
• Eggs should be cooked on medium or medium-high heat (probably medium but I like my eggs overcooked), but the pan should already be hot so that you can feel it if you put your hand over it.
  
  
• As per the package directions, cook pasta in boiling water. Start with rice that gives you instructions on how to cook it.
  
  
• If you want to cook vegetables, try slicing and roasting them in the oven in a baking tray on high heat (around 400 degrees F) instead of boiling or steaming them. Some good ones are carrots, potatoes and other root vegetables, and Brussels sprouts.
  
  
• Potatoes can be cooked in the microwave for 4-6 minutes, in boiling water for 20 minutes, or in the oven at around 425 F for an hour, depending on what you want to do with them.
  
  
• Pancakes should be cooked on a medium flame and flipped very carefully. Try making smaller pancakes to start with, they're easier to flip. And the first pancake is nearly always a dud.
  
  
• If you want to cook meats, I'd recommend starting with ground beef or turkey and sautéing it in a pan until it goes from pale pink to brown. Then you can move onto thinly-sliced beef (steak sandwiches), and flattened pieces of chicken (chicken piccata) or pork (schnitzel). That way you get a feel for how long they take to cook before you accidentally undercook a bigger piece of meat.
  
  Slow cookers are good to buy if you want to cook things without worrying about open flames or setting your house on fire. You can leave it on all day when you're not in the home and it'll work fine, most surfaces are cool to the touch, and it's good for beginners because if you're a half hour over or under it'll still work.
  
  Make sure your stove has a vent or a range hood over it or built into the stove. If not, you're going to have to open the windows a lot more to prevent setting off the fire alarm - which you should absolutely have at least one of if your apartment isn't already installed with one.
  
  Does your new place have gas or electric stoves? If it has gas, that's cool, because you can see the flame and you're able to see exactly how hot something is. If not, you may need more adjusting.

So we went from talking about intent to justify the absurd notion that we need to label Snowdon, to now talking about the likely hood he's lying about going to his superiors.



GO BUILD YOURSELF A HAT

Call me crazy but I'm more willing to believe the guy who's "come forward" about the shady NSA program than the NSA who's using more doublespeak than your run of the mill politician.

Here, saved you a search.

What I use frequently:

Volrath Tongs, wooden spatula, industrial size roll of aluminum foil, a beat up pan of some sort and a little rack that fits in it, insulated carafe, burr grinder, coffee roaster, kettle. Here's the versions I can find on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Brew-Rite-Coffee-Filters-100-Count/dp/B0037KM7XS/
http://www.amazon.com/Vollrath-Company-47316-Utility-16-Inch/dp/B00125URGE/
http://www.amazon.com/Dozenegg-B001S353EQ-Plastic-Filter-Medium/dp/B001S353EQ
http://www.amazon.com/Durable-Packaging-Standard-Aluminum-Length/dp/B008ELGV5U/
http://www.amazon.com/Thermos-Vacuum-Insulated-Stainless-51-Ounce/dp/B00JKMF5C2/
http://www.amazon.com/Bodum-Bistro-Electric-Coffee-Grinder/dp/B0043095WW/
http://www.amazon.com/Le-Creuset-Enamel-Teakettle-Caribbean/dp/B000Q5VX8W/

Don't forget this

A radiant barrier will make a huge impact...

Something like this maybe?

Insulated Foil Sandwich Wrap Sheets,10 3/4" x 14" - Pack of (500) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N6KS00X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Ck8WBbZ1AR2P9

Dammit, foiled again! Speaking of which, did you know you can get fencing foils and aluminum foil on Amazon? The aluminum foil is even eligible for Subscribe And Save!

Move along citizen.

I think you're gonna need this.

It's on sale too.

Make sure you order some of [this] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001R2NM5U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_1HIOAbD167G4E) while you're at it so you have appropriate headgear.

We found a product you may be interested in!

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I got something for you for Christmas.

Since you have no desire to see the point I'm making...

Lots of people video tapped it and posted it online. Its real. Also I have something you might enjoy. Your welcome!

If you choose the wrong wifi choice, bad things will happen so you're right to be concerned. In this case you want to go with one big wifi point and then you want to remove the antennas and manually lower the transmit power in the firmware.

Beyond that, my suggestion is to buy RF blocking/reflecting materials. Use these materials to construct a hat to block the government death rays/radiation. make sure you do a good job and don't miss any areas you don't want the death rays going underneath and affecting your brain.
This is what I would start with - https://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Wrap-Aluminum-Foil-500/dp/B001R2NM5U
Use the entire wrap. Make sure your eyes, mouth, ears, etc. aren't exposed or else.

It's easy enough already James T. Porter. Did you know you can get a subscription to tinfoil?

You just need more:

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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NG90YO/: My recommendation for making hats. Top quality, my friend.

The point wasn't to make people think I'm cheating, it was to point out how easy it is to seem like you're snapping on to people through walls with an xray of a demo and that you're all a bunch of tin fil hat wearing conspiracy theorists with literally 0 brain capacity, which was proven by the masses sharing thame same old tired clips over and over and saying "He's cheating because we think he is." You're all retarded.

Here, pretty good deal.

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I think you might need a way to stop them knowing you're on to them.

GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS HERE. GUARANTEED PROTECTION FROM GOVERNMENT RAYS.

Wow...

I think I found your amazon purchase history.

Helpful Kitchen Tools:

Baking sheet

Parchment paper or aluminum foil

Ingredients:

2 cups Carbquick

2 oz butter (diced)

1 cup sharp cheddar cheese (shredded)

¼ tsp garlic powder

¼ to ½ tsp salt

¼ cup heavy cream

¼ cup water (add more if necessary)

1 small jalapeno (diced with seeds removed)

6 strips of cooked bacon (coarsely chopped)

I'm not sure what point you are trying to make here. In the report you linked the FBI thanked the Secret Service for their help in apprehending the shooter. I didn't see anything in that report that indicated the FBI thought the Secret Service was conspiring to protect this First Family any less than other First Families.

Do you have an inkling of how moronic that assertion actually is?

Apparently not. Here you go:

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Do some shopping.

TL;DR

Years of the drone wars killed a lot of people who deserved it and the alternative is a lot worse. Perhaps you should be hating on the very evil religion that permeates those places.

Otherwise, Amazon Pantry is great for stuff like this. https://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Wrap-Aluminum-Foil-500/dp/B001R2NM5U

On second thought, you'd have to give the man your address so I'm guessing that's out.

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I found something you might be interested in

Your going to need this

Well, the Muslim Brotherhood is on the run. Hamas doesn't have many supporters, just a couple, and ISIS has been losing territory for over a year now. So your analysis doesn't hold up.

But here you go:

https://www.amazon.com/Propack-Aluminum-Silver-Width-Length/dp/B017RYDMDI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504802202&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=tin+foil&psc=1

In case you run out.

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