Best martial arts ninja weapons according to redditors

We found 61 Reddit comments discussing the best martial arts ninja weapons. We ranked the 24 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Martial Arts Ninja Weapons:

u/FrenchAnglais · 31 pointsr/AskReddit
u/oneironaut · 30 pointsr/shutupandtakemymoney

Indeed, DO NOT trust this thing. I had this very hook two years back, and a friend and I went out climbing shit with it every once in a while. One night the metal of the hook (specifically, the threaded part at the top) SNAPPED IN HALF as I was climbing it. I was only ~3 feet above the ground at the time, so no harm done, but not everyone this happens to will be so lucky. I weighed ~140lb (63.5kg) at the time.

It's fairly obvious that it's crappy metal, anyways, because even as you're first using it you can see it bending out of shape after each climb.

Also, like others have noted, the rope is really slick and hard to grip; we used gloves we found that had a rough rubber coating on the inside so we could climb it.

If for some reason you do decide to get this, be very careful, and never ever expect it not to snap on you. The more expensive ones that shaggorama posted are worth the extra money.

Sorry for the bold caps, just trying to catch some eyes before anybody buys it.

EDIT: I can post a picture of the thing tonight if anybody is intersted. I still have it in my trunk.

More people with similar experiences with the thing on Amazon.

u/arglebargle2 · 14 pointsr/washingtondc

I agree with your assessment.

I am a man who wants to get home as trouble free and intact as possible each day. It depends on the number of kids and the size of the kids I guess. The second you step in, you become the focus of their harassment.

I'd probably not step in unless they actually started beating on her.

I'm not sure what people think 1 person can do against 6 teens who don't give a crap.

And the prospect of being arrested/going to jail/being sued for any intervention also comes into the picture.

If I was riding the metro often in the stops where this kind of thing was happening regularly I'd probably buy one of these to use as a keychain.

http://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Defense-Keychain-5-75-Inch-Pressure/dp/B001T6J15O/ref=pd_bxgy_sg_img_c

u/jRoq66 · 13 pointsr/gaming

Did this make anyone else curious how much a grappling hook costs? More reasonable than I expected.

u/Deaddack · 10 pointsr/sanfrancisco

SF is safe enough for the most part. The most crucial advice is common sense. For instance, If you can, avoid dark alleyways at night. Try to keep to well lit areas if walking alone in the evening. Always be aware of you surroundings (keep your head up), and don't feel too self conscious about the social awkwardness of crossing the street, or even changing direction, to avoid those who appear to pose a threat. If you're gonna be walking around alone in the evening on a regular basis, a basic self defense course might behoove you. My old lady carries around one of these: http://amzn.com/B001T6J15O. It's legal and luckily it's very likely you'll never have to use it.

u/I_am_jacks_reddit · 9 pointsr/LetsNotMeet

Don't know where you live but you should get pepperspray. Www.foxlabs.com is the brand a ton of cops carry.
If you live in a country like Australia where pepper spray illegal then I suggest getting one of these http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IR3YMDS/ref=pd_aw_sims_2?pi=SS115&simLd=1 just Google self-defense pressure points and you'll find a wiki page that is filled with them

u/PorridgeCranium2 · 7 pointsr/knives

If this is what you're referring to then I would suggest asking r/mallninjashit, they'll be able to show you a proper line-up of possible offenders. If the knife shape was different than the karambit then the search term you're looking for is iridescent.

u/Mnementh2230 · 4 pointsr/atheism

Get a Kubotan, and learn how to use it (see youtube vids). Please, protect yourself. From the way you're describing things, I think you might be in mortal danger.

u/abfarrer · 4 pointsr/whatisthisthing

it's a weapon, I think, but i don't know the name. You hold it in your fist so that a punch will land with the two points first; you can jab with the pointed end as well.

here it is (or similar): https://www.amazon.com/Kubaton-Keyring-aluminum-Defense-Weapon/dp/B07897R473

u/alchemist5 · 3 pointsr/batman

Depends on what you're going for. If you want it to look like the comics, see KirbyW's comment. But if you want it to be 'realistic', I recommend something like this over a black turtleneck, with the proper blue (or red for current continuity, I guess) paint applied. For the pants, slim-fit cargos with shin guards, perhaps?

The mask is pretty easy, 'night mask', or if you want realism, maybe tactical goggles.

"Ninja" stuff might also be a nice touch (grappling hook, throwing knives etc.)

His traditional weapon is 2 eskrima sticks (buy a dowel rod from Hobby Lobby, cut it in half, paint), but collapsible batons could be an interesting alternative.

edit: added a link for goggles.

edit 2: added links for shin guards and knives.


u/Juggernaut_ · 2 pointsr/PhantomandFriends

>You know what, you're right. Batman never gets to stop being Batman (except in Rises in Returns), so why should I get to stop obsessing over batman. I won't stop until I basically am Batman. Do they sell grappling hooks on amazon?

That's the spirit. And yes, yes they do. :o

Although if you really want to become like Batman you still have the whole parents thing to deal with probably. You need them to start a multi-billion dollar corporation and then frequently take them to really sketchy theatres. :o

u/reddisk · 2 pointsr/kravmaga

If she's doing it for the self defense, tactical pen or Kubotan. If she's doing it for fitness and flexibility, foam roller or foam peanut. Some of the girls at my dojo use punching gloves so as not to bust their knuckles when we practice hard punching against medicine balls. If she wants to increase her power, wrist/ ankle weights (no more than 1 kilo per weight though). Hope this helps!

u/giggidywarlock · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  • Corvo
  • I would use a combination of things. Hand claws to climb around stealthy, and throwing knives to perform an assassinate someone from a short distance.
  • Honestly, I'm not one to assassinate somebody, but when I play AC I like to get my targets from a distance. I usually throw a poison dart at one, and then eliminate any witnesses by hanging them with a rope dart. Part of being an assassin is stealth, and if you can do something without being seen you can get away easily. Throwing knives, darts, spikes are good if your aim is precise because they allow you to get somebody from a distance, usually short range. If you get somebody from above, your thrown object can gain more velocity, and you have a better shot at their vital points. So, really, the hand claws and knives have to go together.
  • Another method would be to use ricin powder. Breaking Bad taught me that its effects are cold like, and within a couple days the target is dead, and no trace is detected.

    I've wanted to play Dishonored since I heard about it. Money has been tight, though, and I haven't been able to buy any video games.
u/[deleted] · 2 pointsr/knifecringe

To anybody who still finds this post, it was a picture of a kid wearing this but it was completely silver)

u/ibelieveinharley1 · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Kubotans and Maglites are good options too. Some countries don't allow firearms or knives, and mace/pepper spray aren't ideal in all weather conditions. (Source: a friend's mace blew up in her car in the middle of a hot summer day.)

u/pachecogeorge · 1 pointr/argentina

Steel Baton es lo mejor, son compactos y causan muchísimo daño, ademas de que da una distancia segura que evita ataques por arma blanca.

Este llavero es muy buen para cuando debes defenderte

u/throwawayLouisa · 1 pointr/gifs

...and for those without climbing skills or any visa at all, may I introduce them to Amazon's $36

Mil-Tec Folding Ninja Grappling Anchor Rope Hook

u/Karfin · 1 pointr/newzealand

You could look at something like a Kubotan for a measure of feeling more secure walking around, for at home I think a cricket bat under the bed.

u/declared_somnium · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Though I hope to high hell that you never need these bits of information; keyes make an ideal improvised self defence weapon

There's also something to be said about a tightly rolled newspaper. A tip my uncle taught my sister and I from his misspent youth. When a newspaper (or magazine) is rolled up tightly. A strike to the throat or head will hurt enough to give you time to run. It won't hold up to prolonged use, but for a split second weapon, it'll do the job. It's an old football/soccer hooligan trick, because the police can't stop you from carrying a newspaper.

if all else fails, think like a Squirrel, and go for the nuts. While I have my legs clenched tightly whilst typing this. A knee to the groin, or if you're extra desperate, doing a reverse Donald Trump. Just grasp those bollocks, and twist, if the pain of his abused nuts isn't enough to deter him, the thought that you might do worse will be. EDIT: it works on all parts that dangle, if you grab at a womans breasts and give them a damn good twist, then she'll be just as eager to leave you alone.

EDIT:

Also consider buying something like this. They work best on pressure points, and that means that they are designed to hurt, but not to injure. Neck, shoulder, wrist, elbow, groin, or places like that. If used alongside a swift knee to the gonads, you have enough time to make an escape.

These are all last options though, You did the right thing by deassing the area as fast as you and your dog could go.

u/zebediah49 · 1 pointr/WTF

I wouldn't want to use something with nylon webbing on food-- it seems like a pain to clean. They're marketed as climbing claws anyway: http://www.amazon.com/Fury-Martial-Arts-Tekagi-Shuko-Climbing/dp/B001GQQ1BY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405184167&sr=8-1&keywords=tiger+spikes

PS: that seems like an epic way of pulling pork...

u/Aardvark_enthusiast · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

My favorite cake flavor is Funfetti, I had it when I was 8 (at my fav birthday party) and have had it every year since. My favorite ice cream is Dad's Rootbeer float ice cream and I also had it at my 8th birthday. All in all it was a very sugary and amazing birthday! My birthday is March 4th. My 8th was my favorite as it's when I first tried funfetti and and rootbeer float ice cream and it was the year I had my party at a gymnastics place and got to ride a zip line into the foam pits and had a giant trampoline!
Enjoy a derpy taylor swift pic!

For some strange reason, I never get the rainbow swords I keep asking for! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002QNRGME/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=Y8Y3YW3B44M0&coliid=I1TU5S2SYDXZTU

u/RDandersen · 1 pointr/gaming

That's what I thought too, but he's well aware of the fact that it's emtpy from the start and yesterday he bought this

u/Hariblanus · 1 pointr/Unexpected

I have this one. Clearly more of a gun, than a straw.

u/thejewishdilemma · 1 pointr/AskReddit

This is clearly the best way to spend 19 bucks

u/ignitionNOW · 1 pointr/geek

I may need a knife once or twice a year and not be able to find something else that will do the job. Not worth the pocket real estate, in my case.

I'd sooner carry around a pair of brass knuckles if I wanted to be a badass. Or perhaps, one of these

u/Forgototherpassword · 1 pointr/AskReddit

THIS is on sale!

u/Buttballs · 0 pointsr/AskReddit

You should have gotten something that you would be able to kill Hipsters with...

When the time comes you will wish you had gotten this instead...