Best tortilla chips & crisps according to redditors
We found 63 Reddit comments discussing the best tortilla chips & crisps. We ranked the 40 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 63 Reddit comments discussing the best tortilla chips & crisps. We ranked the 40 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Did it annihilate your stomach as it did me? My entire body was sweating with my face just leaking. Still, that was a walk in the park compared to what it did to my stomach. That night, I went home and wrote a detailed extensive review on Amazon that night (the top one).
I had no idea the review would blow up like it did. I think I also reached out to Paqui stating how many people want it back. I'm guessing they stopped making it because it is, in fact, pretty dangerous. It may have been seen by them as a seriously legal liability.
Rice and beans are life. I love to just saute an onion and garlic in oil. Then throw in some cooked brown rice. Season the rice with your favotire spices. Then dump 1,2,or 3 cans of black beans in there. Mix it all up and your good to go. I like to eat mine with salsa tho and these chips. If you are feeling really fancy you can saute up some onion, peppers, and/or mushrooms. Maybe slice up an avocado.
I didn't think that $33m to $165m per container is anywhere near a reasonable figure so I looked at some numbers.
From your link:
>For instance, on November 30, 2006, a container washed ashore on the Outer Banks of North Carolina USA, along with thousands of bags of its cargo of Doritos Chips.
A 40' shipping container has around 2500 cubic feet of storage space.
A box of 64 Dorito grab bags (most expensive by weight due to packaging) supposedly retails for $56.96.
A conservative estimate of the size of one of these boxes is 4 cubic feet. That means 625 of these boxes of Dorito bags could fit in the container assuming there was no room left over. At $56.96 per box, the contents of the container would be valued at $35,600.
https://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Nacho-Cheese-Flavored-Tortilla/dp/B01N11TDUF/ref=sr_1_7?fpw=pantry&keywords=doritos&qid=1569350011&s=pantry&sr=8-7
They usually spell it out as monosodium glutamate hoping people wont realize its MSG
>Tfw intense pickle
www.amazon.com/Doritos-Intense-Pickle-260g/dp/B00BPXNT4K/ref=sr_1_14?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1412437706&sr=1-14
> *free of animal products with the exception of eggs, milk, dairy products and honey
What the heck does that even mean? Unless... here in America, if the product is made in a facility where other products with egg, milk and dairy are used, they print a message saying "may contain trace amounts of eggs, milk, etc." This means they're covering their ass in case of cross-contamination.
Definitely read the labels... lots of things are "accidentally" vegan and won't actually have the word vegan printed on the package.
An example of a brand which is 99% percent non-vegan except for one vegan flavor: [Doritos spicy sweet chili chips] (https://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Spicy-Sweet-Flavored-Tortilla/dp/B01NBVMHD9/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1501417550&sr=8-1&keywords=doritos+sweet+chili).
Protein Puffs - I find that these are a pretty satisfying volume for the calories. The bit of spice in this flavour also seems to help with not wanting to just binge a ton of them.
Less protein focused, but I also like:
Takis Fuego - These are quite spicy for a mass market snack. The heat helps me with not wanting to eat too many.
Mega Sours - Similar idea, these are so sour that they take a very long time to eat and you're not going to have more than a few before your mouth is starting to go raw.
It helps that I actually really prefer spicy things and sour things to sweet things, but I don't really try to make my snacks "healthy" - I just try to make sure they're something I can be satisfied with a reasonably sized portion of.
Those Doritos still exist, you can order them online. They are taco flavored, as opposed to the modern cheddar flavor. http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Tortilla-Chips-Taco-Flavor/dp/B004LP6TVO
I have 5 bags of the [Paqui Ghost pepper chips] (https://www.amazon.com/Paqui-Tortilla-Chips-Haunted-Pepper/dp/B01CITMEPO), And they are hot as hell!! I would be willing to trade for some German chocolate bars.
EDIT: I would just need to make sure I can fit 5 bags into a standard sized box. That way I don't get charged $100USD to ship $30 worth of chips.
For something actually obtainable, my hands-down favorite is: Paqui Tortilla Chips - Haunted Ghost Pepper
Only seen them at two different B&M shops in my metro area, both nearly an hour from work or home, so I order on amazon to get my fix. Also, about a year ago I ran across some fantastic scorpion kettle chips about at a local farmer's market, but sadly I haven't been able to find them since.
best chips of any chip that ever chipped a chip
Maybe. They used to use a 3D brand, "Jacked"
https://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Jacked-Tortilla-Snacks-Jalapeno/dp/B00TNJ6QMA
But it looks like they've been discontinued. They were semi-3D but far from what the real 3D Doritos were
you might be interested in these:
3 net carbs per tortilla
https://www.amazon.com/Tortilla-Factory-Fajita-Tortillas-tortillas/dp/B01M2DIIOJ
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Here you go
Gamer Pack = 7 oz; $4.00
Normal Doritos = 11 oz; ~$3.00
Funsize = 1.75 oz; ~$0.60
I'll still get looks from other people when they see my horse dildo next to my Italian hand which are both on top of my electric penis pump in a shopping cart full of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Tortilla-Cheese-1-75-Ounce-Single/dp/B000R7XBF2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1334701649&sr=8-3
you can get them on Amazon. i buy them in packs of 3 - buying in lower quantities is cost prohibitive. they keep great in the fridge.
https://www.amazon.com/Mama-Lupe-Low-Carb-Tortillas/dp/B00COPSL0K/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482594965&sr=8-2&keywords=mama+lupe%27s+low+carb+tortillas
found one
http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Intense-Pickle-260g/dp/B00BPXNT4K
(not sure how safe that is though.. no pic)
Here's the link to the ONE chip haha.
Paqui Carolina Reaper Madness One Chip Challenge Tortilla Chip https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M748NRN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_LIkJAbNXYXPVM
You need some Takis!
They have these new spicy Doritos that are safe.
Edit: Those are also purple. I'm dumb.
Kind of? I mean, not really, but similar I guess.
The Taco flavored Doritos have the old school packaging. I saw them in the store and bought them just for that!
http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Tortilla-Chips-Taco-Flavor/dp/B004LP6TVO
They are almost identical. These were my favorite back in the late 90s-early 2000s.
https://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Salsa-Verde-Flavored-Tortilla/dp/B01N2W6QAI/
They are amazing dude.
http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Tortilla-Chips-Spicy-Sweet/dp/B00AKKVU9K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421111668&sr=8-1&keywords=doritos+spicy+sweet+chili
Idk if you can order from the us site? totally worth it for three bags if you like spicy stuff its soooo good.
here's your dang doritos
and your fancy shmancy water ... dat shipping doe....
Mama Lupe Low Carb Tortillas - Pack of Three https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00COPSL0K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_EcDvDbKZ0SBYE
damn that sucks dude. i did find these one amazon with the same-ish taste the link i posted was the first thing to pop up on google, i bet that with a bit of google-fu you can find them somewhere else :) good luck!
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I like to dip these chips in it
It isn't even that hard to do if you really want to.
You can find tortillas on Netrition that are perfect low carb recreations. You can't tell the difference with 70 - 90% fewer carbs. The same goes for products like Beanitos chips which you can eat with cheese and salsa without blowing your carbs away. They are roughly 8 - 10 carbs for 20 chips by weight.
My "diet" goes:
Breakfast: Belgian waffle, Walden farms maple syrup, whipped topping, and strawberries.
Lunch might end up being a chocolate chip Know Foods cookie and strawberry Bai (Snapple type) drink.
Dinner is anything from a burger to steak made into fajitas. With bread, tortillas, chips, rice, pasta, and on and on made keto (low carb) friendly you don't have to suffer through giving up everything you like to eat. You just need to change what it is made out of.
Take sugar as the core example. It is in everything you buy from soup at the store to ketchup you're putting on fish. You can replace it with a Rare-5 sugar like Allulose instead. It is organic completely natural, isn't connected to gut fermentation or problems, and generally appropriate for all ages. I made a chocolate pie for dessert the other day all while keeping keto.
I got a graham cracker style crust off of Netrition along some boxed chocolate instant pudding (made with alcohol sugar) and combined that with whipped topping and strawberries. It was awesome with zero baking and very little mess. Everybody loved it. Note: Alcohol sugar won't impact your sobriety. It is named for the process that makes it.
Dude, yes. I f'ing love takis. I haven't had them in years, but I gonna go to HEB to get some now and some Valentina. Here's one way to get some
You can get a 12-pack on Amazon for $62.60 with free shipping. Use what you need and sell the rest.
Everyone order as many Doritos as you can. This clickbait needs to backfire.
http://www.amazon.com/Doritos-Tortilla-Chips-Party-Cheese/dp/B00ID0ED6Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421170046&sr=8-1&keywords=doritos
This isn't a referral link either.