Best disposabe drinking straws according to redditors

Not a khaki, but you skating out of work means I have to pick up your slack. You at least you know you're being selfish so no lecture. To answer your question, take this with you to watch so you can suck it up, buttercup.

Get these Re-usable straws instead of trying to act all offended or entitled.

Literally the only people impacted by the ban on disposable straws would be people who make their living selling them.

It's $10 on amazon for anyone wanting that straw.

https://www.amazon.com/Reusable-Straws-Stainless-NON-TOXIC-non-plastic/dp/B009ZOYCA6

https://www.amazon.com/SMOOTHIE-JUMBO-PAPER-STRAWS-ASSORTED/dp/B01JYS820S

Without a plastic straw.

Flexible Plastic Straws 200 Pack - Striped Multi Colored BPA-Free Disposable straw 8" Long - by DuraHome

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077MQJ3PD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_.GC3Ab5Y3MCF3

You need more of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Pasta-Straw-Pack-000/dp/B07DW94M85

Ole hyvä. Toimii myös pastakastikkeiden kanssa. Kaksi kiveä yhdellä iskulla.

Well, you couldn't sterilize it...but you probably don't sterilize your dishes. To sanitize it just use soap and water like anything else. And it comes with a brush the right diameter and length to clean it out.

I liked the look and feel of the bamboo set, but if you really do want some that you can boil they make them in silicon, too.

https://www.amazon.com/ALINK-Reusable-Smoothie-Silicone-Milkshakes/dp/B079G1Z8YG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1537152262&sr=8-5&keywords=reusable+straws+boba

You can give Koffie Straws a shot.

Making up for the bad link, here's an Amazon link to stainless steel Boba straws :-)

I am looking at these guys to be a supplier for my zero waste store. They have stainless steel that are being marketed as Boba straws.

Edit: I don't see that they sell them individually :-( Sorry.

Biodegradable plastic straws do exist and should be the solution for people who don't care for the fact that proper waste management also solves the problem.

https://www.amazon.com/Biodegradable-Compostable-Plant-Based-Eco-Friendly-Individually/dp/B078J4N5XF

They're even more expensive on Amazon. Fuckin lol.

The Trump Store is really a treasure trove of hilarious overpriced shit. Check out the $30 "American Worker" Hat. Or this MAGA 2020 hat which for some reason is even more expensive at $40.

Or my personal favorite, this pack of 2 Trump/Pence rally signs... for $10. Aren't these things supposed to be free? Especially for our very stable billionaire President?

Gorruck 34L GR2 Coyote Tan - a good bag, heavy, uncomfortable, probably give it to my grandchildren in like 50 years

Flip Flops - generic things

Bigblue 28W solar charger - very good, can charge my battery up during the day if i leave it in the sun which I've never really done honestly

Jakemy hardware tools - seamed useful? i've never needed this

Army glove shells - i thought i used these a lot and were indistructable but now that i think of it, i don't use them that often and are probably pretty cheaply made.

Sharpie, pen, all weather notebook - probably should switch over to a fisher space pen...

Straws - these are probably already broken.

Whistle - really really really loud

Fire-striker, matches, lighter - i'm not sure i have enough ways to start a fire

Fresnel lens - ok, now i have enough

LED flashlight - i used to go running in the middle of the night with this flashlight, its tiny

LED flashlight - this isn't the one i have but looks kinda similar? i don't remember where i got mine

Earbuds - generic cheap earbuds

Leatherman Surge - given to me by my wife for passing the bar. thanks wife!

First Aide kit - i put mine together from stuff i've stolen from friends houses whenever i go over and use the bathroom

playing cards - these look very similar to the ones i have, they are plastic so they won't get rained on

glasses/ sunglasses - i have really bad vision

personal hygiene kit - aahhhh dry shaving

Sawyer Mini / syringe, collapsible canteen (dirty), heavy duty straw - i've never used this

collapsible canteen (clean) - i've never used this either

sewing kit - i've used this a lot

ID tags - i guess if i get blown up they'll know my blood type?

garbage bag - for when my pockets are full

elastic bands - i use these when packing to keep rolled socks and things from falling apart

Salt - i have nooooo idea why i have this

cooking grate - i'm not going to hold meat over a fire with a stick like some sort of caveman

heavy duty ziplock bag - in case my mapcase breaks and other reasons

rip-patch - leftover from when i needed a pack because i bought a crummy cheap inflatable sleeping pad.

Army Fleece Beanie - i always keep this at the top of my pack

4 Bungie Cords - not the one i use but similar. to make a field-expedient shelter

Trowel - for disposal of biological wastes

Lensatic compass - because GPS should only be a backup

Pocketboy 130 folding saw - i have a bigger one for yardwork, this small one is really great

Tent stakes - for tent staking

Ravpower 26800 Battery - use this all the time can fast chage my stuff

Battery Battery holder, cables, wall charger - all fits togehter like glove!

Army Poncho - wear it, make a tent out of it etc

Microfiber towel - not the one i use but similar. i mainly use this for when the kids accidentally fall in a lake like they tend to do for some reason

Down Jacket - cheap chinese knockoff... i feel bad for not buying american

Wet weather top - not sure this is worth the space/weight

Wet Weather bottom - not sure if this is worth the weight/space

Silkweights - PJs! and warmth

Jungle Blanket - this is a lot better than the army's woobie. lighter and warmer

Gransfors Bruks Wildlife Hatchet - again, gift from wife. she wanted me to chop things and be more manly, generally. now i come home with parts of wildlife for her to cook

Map of New England - or, how i stopped worrying and love dismounted land navigation

PT belt - keeps me safe in all situations

Compression straps - i don't like lashing things to the outside but i guess i can if i wanted to

Fork and Spoon - stole these from the kitchen. i'll probably be replacing this soon with something titanium.

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EDIT: i just priced it out: $1,585.08 total

US

UK

Ta-da!

https://www.amazon.com/Biodegradable-Compostable-Plant-Based-Eco-Friendly-Individually/dp/B078J4N5XF

I'd just get a BPA free/heat-safe plastic straw. If you're really against that, I'd just get the stainless steel.

I'd be curious about how this worked out First straw I found

Amazon link

Pasta straws work really well. I recommend them.


https://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Pasta-Straw-Pack-000/dp/B07DW94M85/ref=mp_s_a_1_8?keywords=pasta+straws&qid=1569954558&sprefix=pasta+st&sr=8-8

Silly Straws?, or this kit still cute and little, but not a bottle or paci.

IDK what kind of jaw problems you have but maybe something from Stimtastic I have the Dulcimer, Cookie, Cloud, and Annular pendants. And they just got in one that looks like a DOUGHNUT.

Reusable metal straws might be a suitable alternative?

Flexible Plastic Straws 200 Pack - Striped Multi Colored BPA-Free Disposable Bendy Straw 8" Long - by DuraHome (200 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077MQJ3PD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_opIwDbYGWAM6A

green reusable smoothie straws

green Pokémon stickers

green Marvin the Martian flipping you off car decal

Add 3 pink items

Yes.
https://www.amazon.com/Reusable-Straws-Stainless-NON-TOXIC-non-plastic/dp/B009ZOYCA6

https://www.amazon.com/Strawz-Connectable-Build-Straws-Construction/dp/B0014WDELU

Thanks!

I got the straws from amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00W5W7M6Q/ref=pd_aw_fbt_79_img_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CJ5N4WWEJGPM9JBWY51D

Fair warning, they’re paper straws, so they get soggy and don’t work well pretty quickly. They look great in photos, though!

I got a pair of silly straw glasses (not from that link, I got it for free, but hey there they are!) the other day and it's about this time in my life that I want a kid to look up to me and say, "That's the kind of cool adult that I want to be!"

Found them here for ya

I got mine on amazon uk so your choice may be different. I got these as they were a good deal and they do have a mix of widths.

Edited to add: I have used others in bars which were finer and ‘more elegant’ but still searching for those as the bar refused to say where they got them!

Bruh I know this thread is a week old but you 100% need a 3 foot long bendy straw.

https://www.amazon.com/Extra-Long-Flexible-Drinking-Straws/dp/B00JV6LEFY

lol.

If your child is dependent on a straw to eat and live, maybe buy a non-disposable straw that you can carry with you?

If you like crazy straws, you'd probably love these.

BYOS http://www.amazon.com/Reusable-Straws-Stainless-NON-TOXIC-non-plastic/dp/B009ZOYCA6

Just carry around steel boba straws duh!

Here are some re-usable straws for Boba drinks.

Here's the link.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BQXKHBD

I use these silicon straws they are incredibly handy and dont take gross like another commentor said. They also come with a handy cleaning brush and since they are silicon they can easily be sanitized in boiling water.

ESH
Shaming people isn’t the best way to get them to act a certain way, so that was a mistake on the waitress. I ask people if they want a straw and if they say no I say, “Save the turtles!” which elicits a positive response. Had she gone about it differently she could have made you feel good instead of bad.

However, you responded immaturely imo. Sounds like you’re not innocent either. And she does have a point, we need to cut back on plastic waste. Just buy a reusable straw and carry it with you.


https://www.amazon.com/Yoocaa-Reusable-Silicone-Collapsible-Straws/dp/B07WQ8P117/ref=mp_s_a_1_15?keywords=metal+straws&qid=1572273110&sprefix=metal+&sr=8-15

Yep, amazon has them too.

You can build your own.

We have biodegradable straws now.


https://www.amazon.com/Biodegradable-Compostable-Plant-Based-Eco-Friendly-Individually/dp/B078J4N5XF

[Problem solved] (https://www.amazon.com/Reusable-Straws-Stainless-NON-TOXIC-non-plastic/dp/B009ZOYCA6)

I use really long straws:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000X9SRXK and http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JV6LEFY

If it's a bottle of something though, I just shove it up my snout and drink.

This will help you and is more eco friendly

Buy it here.

I went to a local screening of a movie where MST3King it was encouraged. It was a lot of fun.

Oh Hi Mark

Also, You are tearing me apart, LIIIIISA

Link

There's three different things

Cola bottle gummy

Bacon Bandages

and A Construct your own straw kit

pretty California

You can try these but I don't know if they would work since I've never melted them. There are some that are thicker walled (stronger) than others. I'm not sure how sound this idea is because it has a high chance of popping open in a purse if all it takes to open it is to squeeze it.

Find yourself some Boba straws
http://www.amazon.com/40-Bubble-Tea-Straws-Rehabilitation/dp/B000AN47XS

https://www.amazon.com/Hiware-12-Pack-Stainless-Straws-Cleaning/dp/B07D34ZNMH/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=metal%2Bstraws&qid=1562595271&s=gateway&sr=8-5&th=1

[Strawz Construct Your Own Drinking Straw Kit- Blue] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014WDELU/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_7AeBub0BKA82V)

What about stainless steel straws

Edit: this is a joke but ok

It depends on what flavor of bubble tea you want and how much you want to make.

I personally became a fan of the fruity bubble teas. i.e: plum, grapefruit, yogurt green/black tea.

I ordered the syrups flavors that I liked online. You can find different syrup flavors here

You can purchase boba at local asian stores. I have not been in an asian grocery store that did not have it.

I then brew the strongest possible tea I can brew and chill it in the fridge. It's important to brew the tea as strong as you can because a small amount of syrup dilutes the tea flavor drastocally.

Once the tea is chilled, I pour 16 oz into a drink mixer I use my blender bottle. I then pour 1-2oz of syrup depending on the flavor and add half a tea spoon of honey, or sugar. You will have to play around with the amount of syrup and honey/sugar you add. I don't like my bubble teas too sweet. I shake the mixture for about 1 minute and (along with ice) pour it in a mason jar with a handle and use a reusable bubble tea straw.


If you want to add boba in your bubble tea:

Instead of pouring the mixture into a cup, I put the mixture in the fridge. I bring a pot of water to a rolling boil on a stove. I then reduce the heat to medium and add boba and stir until the boba floats. I cover the pot for 3 minutes and then turn off the heat and let the boba rest in the hot water for 3 minutes. If you don't like your boba too soft and chewy and want a firmer texture you can cook the boba for 2 minutes and let it rest in the hot water for 2 minutes.

Afterwards remove the boba from the hot water and chill it in cold water for 30 seconds. Then remove the boba from the cold water and mix it in simple syrup or honey. Alternatively, you can use a bubble tea syrup flavor (I have started to do this) to give your boba a different taste.

Add the boba to the cup you will use first, then ice, then remove the drink mixture from the fridge (give it an extra shake or two for good luck) and pour into the cup you will use.

Congratulations. This is the universe telling you that your mustache is too long for drinking from a can. Might I recommend this.

Can be done with a can if you get one of those boba straws.

Existe sim, e eu aceito essas cores daora em troca de uns m³ de água despoluída.


https://www.amazon.com/SMOOTHIE-JUMBO-PAPER-STRAWS-ASSORTED/dp/B01JYS820S

I think you can get them at toy stores. I believe they are from novelty straw building sets, and are meant to help make a super long/complex straw

Like this

Maybe next time you could do a creampie video and use this kind of straw to suck it out of your pussy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JV6LEFY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Y4rXDbFGNZ3R4

Why should I buy it from you?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D34ZNMH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_l6x0DbST824VX

It's you vs Amazon
You're not going to win

Anything can be reusable.

Real reusable straws come with a little brush for cleaning. These do not.

[found a set of 12 metal ones, with brush for half the price](http://www.Hiware.com/ 12-Pack Stainless Steel Metal Straws Reusable with 2 Cleaning Brushes - Curved Drinking Straws for 30oz / 20oz Tumblers Yeti Dishwasher Safe https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D34ZNMH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_4C3mDb8TKPWG1)

I don't even buy regular water bottles anymore. The Camelbak Eddy was the only one I tried, and it was good but I needed something bigger, that had or accommodated a straw, that would fit in my car's cupholder, and would keep drinks cold throughout the day and night.

I've gone through at least 20 vacuum bottles - in my cheapskatery, I became a collector - and the only two to stand the test of time are a 32oz and 68oz Aquatix. I've had them both for over 2 years now, and I've always felt that Hydroflasks are overpriced.

Lots of colors (for 32oz), very reasonably priced ($28 & $48), stays cold for 24hrs, and I suggest getting the silicone bottom sleeve for the 32oz. It didn't exist when I bought mine, and my bottle's dinged/scratched now. The 68oz definitely does NOT fit in a cupholder.

32oz: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00TVO38F0/

68oz: https://www.amazon.com/Aquatix-Insulated-Stainless-thermos-Midnight/dp/B00UZCB3B8/

And these are the straws I bought for them, if you're interested. I stretched a straw out completely and cut it to size. When it's in the bottle, the cap seal compresses it upon closing - and it pops up again upon opening. Sometimes I have to fish the straw out of the spout, but I just use a pair of tweezers I keep in my pocket :D

You're welcome.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001JP9I5I/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/175-0606589-3339816

McDonalds wouldn't have to replace them ideally. People would be able to buy their own and keep them in the car of wherever they're most likely to need a straw.

You can get them for $1-3 per straw: 1, 2, 3