I'm glad to hear it bud!!

Because YOU CAN!!

Introducing Taken by the T-Rex NSFW

A whole line of dinosaur erotica novels can be found!! So you don't have to necessarily see a T-Rex strip you can read about dinosaur erotica how awesome!?!?

EDIT: And don't forget Dino Park After Dark!!

EDIT 2: Or Ravished by the Triceratops


Here is the synopsis for Ravished by the Triceratops for those interested in Dino-Erotica

Beliria’s pride has gotten her into trouble again.

Before she can complete her rites of womanhood and take her place in the tribe, she must provide a kill for her tribe. Beliria chooses to hunt the most dangerous herbivore on the plains, the Tri-Horn. No single hunter has ever successfully taken a Triceratops, but Beliria is determined to be the first. Naked, with no food, water, or provisions beyond her weapons, Beliria sets out. Tracking the Tri-Horn, she lays a cunning ambush, but it isn’t cunning enough.

Her attack caused the big bull Triceratops to lose his mate. Now he intends to replace her- with Beliria!

Horrified and aroused by the horned giant, Beliria must find a way to control the situation, or she may find that this Tri-Horn is really too much for her to handle.

You would probably enjoy this.

People

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imaginative

Taken by the t-Rex. It's women having sex with dinosaurs. What more can be said?

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408713890&sr=8-1&keywords=dinosaur+romance+novel

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Plus where else can you conveniently get dinosaur erotica. The future is now!

14. Dinosaur takes woman erotically

This is tame compared to some of the shit out there.

Damn it! And in 2014, I apparently haven't searched for gay dinosaur erotica in a while.

This is the classic I remember originally finding. It's actually free to read with Kindle Unlimited, which I have, but though I'm really curious I feel to ashamed to check it out, even to laugh at.

Yeah, sorry someone already has a lock on the saurian sex market. Taken by the T-Rex is a classic. :)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

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Both examples of non-fiction.

Those who produce fictional content are kind of screwed these days. Barring some tremendously successful outliers (your JK Rowlings, Steven Kings, EL James's etc.) making semi-good money producing fictional content has gone the way of the dodo. The middle class novelist is no more.

Unless you crank out dinosaur porn and self publish on Kindle. Then you might be able to pull down 35k/yr.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO&ved=2ahUKEwjW3qqYlPTlAhXpw1kKHe1cD1cQFjAAegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw01hbQ3guklB5PwyYThUyTh

There's a whole slew of these books... https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00FI9JFFO/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0

Although, in terms of trying to get as much as possible out of a title, can I recommend "Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost": https://www.amazon.co.uk/Open-Handsome-Sabertooth-Dentist-Ghost-ebook/dp/B06X1DY3R9/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=dinosaur+erotica&qid=1568823828&s=digital-text&sr=1-3

The premise for this book, and the first couple of reviews on Amazon are the best thing I have ever read.

I still haven't read this, but I really keep thinking I should get it for myself as a Christmas present:

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Here is a story about a woman fucking a T Rex available on Amazon.

You literally can't be worse than that.

My favorite book right now

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Rule 34.

Are you a fan of dinosaur romance novels?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FI9JFFO?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&fp=1

The link suggests it's from a book. And Amazon carries some WEIRD books

I'm guessing dinosaur erotica...

Relevant 'book'.

Who cares about writing style? ...or how much you know about sex? [What women really want are 15 pages of shoddy plot and 3 pages of steamy, nonsensical romance between a relatable protagonist and seven ton Tyrannosaurus Rex] (http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO)

by Hugh G. Rection.

Found this book awhile ago and had a laugh. Apparently dinosaur erotica is a thing.

Dino Erotica

> you can sell this kind of smut if you wanna lose the bestiality

Or not

Oh come on. This is satire, isn't it?

Holy wow. Apparently it's a real book sold on Amazon. It's still early out here but I can't wait to see what my wife (who loved 50 Shades) makes of this.

[Edit] My wife has no interest whatsoever in dinosaur-related erotica.

Have you considered self publishing as an e-book via amazon? You might be the next dino-erotica explosion.

Aren't you the one collecting this crap?


https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO


How dare you oppress OP for your sick fetishes?

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Well do I have a book for you

The sequel is available on Amazon.

Yeah, it’s definitely women screwing dinosaurs.

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=nodl_

“Description
Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Dinosaur Erotica.

I NOMINATE TAKEN BY THE T-REX .

1. ass goblins of auschwitz and I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her
   
   

2. Since you're into weird shit like that, you'd probably like this

False : the best romance novel title is "Taken By The T-Rex"
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FI9JFFO?pc_redir=1395938575&robot_redir=1

Maybe the star of this fine book:

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

I read about it on Cracked, I think. There is a whole series apparently.

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

In related news: I have now googled 'dinosaur erotica' on a work computer and found this on Amazon:

Taken by the T-Rex

After clicking on some other related suggestions on Amazon I assume that in the future from now on both google and Amazon will keep my apparent interest in fucking dinosaurs in mind when presenting me with personalized search results.

That's just a cheap imitation of better books like Taken by the T-rex, [Sexy Underwater Lock Ness Adventure] (https://www.amazon.com/Sexy-Underwater-Loch-Ness-Adventure-ebook/dp/B00RSUD2QE) or the entire Cum for Bigfoot series.

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

I mean I know it ain’t the same but they do have dinosaur porn, a relatively good amount. Hell they even have homosexual dinosaur centric erotica.

See - https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

And - https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G

Ahem, because this...

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO&ved=2ahUKEwjj5MiH_6TgAhUH7J8KHTnsBO0QFjAVegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw01hbQ3guklB5PwyYThUyTh

"Got a call from my IT guy, Reddit if fine for us but limit your search to knowledge stuff please"

This book actually exists.

Taken by the T-Rex and 50 Shades of Paleontology have to take the cake...

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1408721643&sr=1-2&keywords=dinosaur+erotica

He's not the only author of said genre either...

Taken by the T-Rex

some really amazing works out there.

Dinosaur erotica does exist...

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

FYI this is an actual thing

• T-Rex
  
• Velociraptor
  
• Triceratops

>God damn, that's literally judging a book by its cover.

I literally judge books by their god damn cover. Saves time, I don't expect "taken by t-rex" https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO to have the secrets of the universe within.

>There is nothing quite like intentional ignorance because I disagree with someones political stances. The only feasible way you could understand why their positions are wrong is to know them first. You're skipping that step and just making giant assumptions because you have it "all figured out".

I asked someone 3 comments ago made a radical claim without evidence, I asked about it, a suggestion to read 600 page book is not an argument.

Otherwise I could suggest "democracy the god that failed" by hoppe; anytime I run into someone who suggests democracy as a solution to a problem, its an incredibly boring book on an equally boring topic by someone with yet another title that again no one should give a shit about; I don't do this as I respect your time enough to stick to shorter if less formal arguments; I'd like the same respect.

> I literally judge books by their god damn cover. Saves time, I don't expect "taken by t-rex" https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO to have the secrets of the universe within.

In one case, you've determined a book is bad because you don't agree with the politics of its author. In another case, you've successfully determined a fucking erotica novel doesn't have secrets of the universe in it.

The fallacy of false analogy is strong with you.

That's why God invented Dinosaur smut!

I thought you'd suggest your Autobiography, Red Raptor.

But there's erotica that doesn't glorify abuse which FSOG does. They should make a movie from this though- I would pay to see it because it's probably hilarious.

He could get some action from the ladies who enjoy this:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

This book just drives me wild.

I have a link to a [literary masterpiece](https://www.amazon.com.au/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO) you may be interested in...

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edit: fuck it, I tried

I haven’t played Xcom 2 yet, I just wanted to say I really like your username. Reminds me of this series, which are 100% real.

We know

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

https://www.amazon.ca/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO


Dinosaur erotica is an undervalued genre

You can blame Christie Sims for stealing them all.

It has already gone there. (NSFW warning, although that should be obvious given the context.)

I think anyone who's sane will wish of GRRM reading such a masterpiece.

There romance novels about hooking up with dinosaurs. Whatever your kink, Amazon's got ya covered!

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

I think Christie Sims could be what you're looking for.

I was doing a dinosaur exchange for redditgifts and I kept getting suggestions for dinosaur erotica like this Lol I thought it was hilarious!

I hope this helps...

Women read romance novels. With bad-boy billionaires. And T-Rexes. Seriously.

How about Dino porn? Or a novel being optioned for a VR film after being out one week

Pet travel net

Unicorn poop soap

Taken by the T rex- erotica

Something I really want or anything on any of my wishlists. I don't have a preference.

Thanks for the contest and all these entries make me giggle. I also apologize if any of these are found offensive or not very creative. Finding what the fuck items is actually harder then I expected.

Edit. Had to change some as others had posted already