Best towing hitch accessories according to redditors

We found 194 Reddit comments discussing the best towing hitch accessories. We ranked the 91 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Towing Hitch Accessories:

u/PineCreekCathedral · 23 pointsr/ToyotaTacoma

I do a lot of surfing and canyoneering; both of which require me to stash my key due to water. I can't lock the key in the car because it won't lock. I've been clipping it to a carabiner on the rear passenger side behind the wheel, but this has downsides (someone seeing me, and I'm always afraid it's still close enough to detect presense and unlock). After burning my hand on the exhaust pipe by not being careful, I decided to find something new.

I found this, but the reviews weren't convincing me of its quality, the drawer looked small, I wasn't sure it would fit the 3rd gen, and it was more than I wanted to spend. I ended up welding this box and pairing it with a combination lock receiver lock. I hope this gives other people ideas if they're in a similar predicament.

u/sourbrew · 18 pointsr/Portland

You want neither of those, and want a wheel lock.

None of the contractor trailers in town rely on tonguelocks for the reason that they are easily circumvented with bolt cutters.

Edit: Something like this:

https://www.amazon.com/Trimax-TWL100-Ultra-Max-Adjustable-Wheel/dp/B003E1GLSM/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1536807139&sr=8-14&keywords=wheel+lock+trailer

u/THEMCV · 15 pointsr/battlewagon

First off as a reminder for everybody: if you guys could make suggestion posts self-posts, that would be great! I'll leave this here since you've already got some comments already and are off road in the picture. :)

Now...

Here is my wagon currently.

There's a pretty good amount of stuff you can do for your wagon. :)

Starting with protection, Primitive makes excellent quality plates that will keep your car safe from rocks and branches from stabbing into your under-body driving or if you bottom out. I highly recommend Primitive. They're excellent to work with.

Let's talk about lifts, now! :) There's multiple ways to lift an Outback. Subtle Solutions and Gorilla Off-Road Company both make 1" Spacers that allow you to lift without much (if any) correction to the suspension.

After lifting, getting an alignment is definitely recommended. Also note that 2" is pretty much the max for lifting our cars unless you're wanting to getting into dropping the subframe. SJR makes a lift that goes 4" and 6", but they increase in price significantly from the 2" model.

If you're looking for a lift that has some more on the road benefits, King Springs are another viable option as they have ~20% stiffer progressive spring rate that keeps the car stiffer on corners and keeps you from bouncing around off-road. They're usually put on new shocks and the most commonly used ones are KYB GR2s. There's a little discrepancy on how much they lift, but it's usually 1"-1.5". The King Spring + KYB GR2 combo will run you ~$900, which is a little pricey, but worth it if you're looking for an improved ride.

One last route to go (which I think I'm going to do these and regular height King Springs) is an SJR lift which uses metal lifting blocks found here. They provide a 2" lift and are angled to keep stock strut geometry which is definitely nice.

Lights are a place you can mix it up a bit. Hella 500s are tried and true and have a more "rally" look to them, but I recently bought this front LED light bar and absolutely love it. It's light output is ridiculous and it's great for the price. So far, no complaints. Just remember for bulb lights, circle lights generally put out more. :) Her's my top LED light bar as well if you're interested.

I got this roof rack and am very happy with it. It's solid and great for the money. They make an extension piece as well and a cargo net

Rally Armor Mud Flaps are useful for keeping the mud on your car down and also defecting rocks from your paint. :)

And last but not least, tires! I highly recommend General Grabber AT2s. You can go about one more tire size bigger than stock and still not rub. :) Tires are one of the best upgrades you can get for going off-road. :)

I hope this helps! :)

u/MiataCory · 9 pointsr/4Runner

It's up out of the way to prevent it from scraping on rocks.

It's angled downward to let any water drain out of it instead of corroding the terminals.

Seems like one of those things that is sound engineering, but ruined by real-world actualities.

Any deficiencies are easily solved though

u/DrMeatloaf · 7 pointsr/funny

If the alley has the parking marked for your company only, I would suggest your manager buy a car boot and make them pay to take it off.

PS - who knew you could buy one of those off amazon...

u/mrasstits · 7 pointsr/Dirtbikes

I own the same carrier and ended up getting one of these to tighten things up a bit. Mine was a bit loose in the receiver and this did the trick. Welcome to the club and as my father used to say, "If you don't fall down you aren't going fast enough!"

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0001CMUV4/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/slacklantis · 6 pointsr/oakland

My car was swiped just last week. Second time this year. The club, it does nothing!

Looked into a few other options, including the Disklok & maybe even booting my own car.

Also thought about getting a little mini gps to stash in the car, which could help to track it down.

Pain in the ass. Fuckin' thieves!

u/GT411TX_fishing · 5 pointsr/houston

Hindsight is 20/20 but if anyone else is reading this, I purchased one of these for peace of mind.

REESE Towpower 72783 Universal Coupler Lock, Adjustable Storage Security, Heavy-Duty Steel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0008FUH46/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_MhxBCbZNVCRKZ

u/Nardelan · 5 pointsr/vandwellers

Do you have a hitch?

Hitch Safe

u/WhyNotZoidbergMaybe · 5 pointsr/FJCruiser

I use one of these little guys

HitchSafe HS7000 Key Vault https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000I66JEM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_SluqzbTBPH13A

u/Bdubbsf · 5 pointsr/mildlyinteresting
u/sploot04 · 5 pointsr/TwinCities

Doesn't help you now but next time get a trailer coupler lock.

Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Towpower-72783-Universal-Adjustable-Heavy-Duty/dp/B0008FUH46?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_2

u/localSM · 5 pointsr/Jeep

This kind of thing already exists, and in my opinion is being done better. The “hitch vault” logo is a giveaway. For the model I’m comparing to, the at least have a cover to help conceal the fact that it’s a safe.

HitchSafe HS7000 Key Vault https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000I66JEM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_GecdBb3HAHEZH

u/sbsb27 · 4 pointsr/Portland

How does a bolt cutter work on this

u/[deleted] · 4 pointsr/funny
  1. I said $120 for labor, not twenty. Which would be 6 man-hours at $20 an hour.
  2. Did this amazing TV episode tell us what the boots actually cost? Maybe I missed that information.
  3. I didn't see the TV episode, and there is no fucking way those things should cost $700. $250 may be low, but I'd easily bet that the real price is far closer to $250 than $700.

    Here's one on Amazon for only $150. Not quite as hard core, but try telling me a better model would be 5x as expensive.
u/Godolin · 3 pointsr/pettyrevenge

Don't even gotta make your own. For under $200, you too can be a massive asshole.

u/NemusKiller · 3 pointsr/4Runner

My father has on his Pathfinder This Hitch which is a step and looks really nice. It doesn't expand too much, so it doesn't look exaggerated but can protect on a direct rear impact. Theres also a Blacked out version which should look badass on a TRD 4Runner and theres the variants with led light on black and chromed.

u/Itanius · 3 pointsr/SubaruForester

Here's what you need for a DIY install using a Curt hitch/harness:

u/daxdm302 · 3 pointsr/subaru

A hitch stabilizer will help keep the hitch basket from wobbling as much as normal.

https://www.amazon.com/StowAway-Tightener-Anti-Rattle-Stabilizer-Hitches/dp/B0001CMUV4

u/iamprobablynotjohn · 3 pointsr/battlewagon

So the hitch that I found sits comfortably behind the number and actually affects the exit angle very little if at all. I'll also be getting a 1 1/4 to 2 inch adapter that is technically only meant for class II hitches, but for only holding a spare tire, it will be fine. It's also fine for holding a bike rack or something. I'll edit this comment when I'm at my computer and show you what I'm getting

EDIT:

  1. This is the hitch that I will be using. If you look at the pictures, it seems very discrete without much taken away from exit angle.

  2. This is the best one that I can find for your car. There aren't any pictures form reviews, but it sounds like in the comments that it is also discrete, although there's no guarantee. If that one doesn't work, something custom is probably your only option.

  3. This is the adapter that you can use. Just remember that as a general rule of thumb, your towing capacity is cut in half if you use one of these, just as a safety precaution. Towing with an adapter also depends on how strong the pin is that you're using to hold it into the base hitch.

  4. This is the tire holder that I am probably going to get. It seems a little short, but I measured on my car and it should be alright. If it is way too short, you can get a hitch riser like this

  5. THIS is the tire carrier that I want, because it is very very strong and the cheaper one folds to the side, which is really nice. I don't know if I'll be able to afford it, though, so I'll see
    If all this metal that's bolted to your car is rattling around way too much because of the couple millimeters of play in the hitches, pick yourself up a couple of these and it's problem solved.

    Hope this helps! If you want to know anything else, let me know


    Edit 2: formatting
u/RotationSurgeon · 3 pointsr/CampingGear

Yeah...clean out everything from it before you go, and leave an itinerary under the driver’s seat.

Side note, if you have a trailer hitch and don’t want to risk losing your keys, there are mini combination safes for leaving your keys with the vehicle that lock into the trailer hitch with a cap to hide the combo lock like this one: HitchSafe HS7000 Key Vault https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000I66JEM/ (~$45)

u/Flowmaster44 · 3 pointsr/CherokeeXJ

Get one that goes into your hitch. It'll be centered and easily removed.
https://discountflagoutlet.com/index.php/tow-hitch-mount-flagpole-holder.html If you don't want to buy one, you could probably make one pretty easily using an old ball mount.

Here's another one I just found:
http://www.amazon.com/Camco-51611-Hitch-Flagpole-Holder/dp/B004IVGA0G
I like stuff that'll fit into a hitch because its not a permanent modification. I'm not drilling holes in my vehicle. If I don't like the look of something I can simply remove it from the hitch and sell it.

u/bicball · 3 pointsr/teslamotors

As in shoving something in the gap around the square tubing? No. The ball mount did bounce around on my old 1 1/4" hitch, but I didn't feel/hear anything with this one (though with the trailer off, I can jiggle it around some). Maybe after a few trips it'll start wearing away, but I probably wouldn't do anything about it.

Looks like you can use something like this, but I like the ability to quickly connect/disconnect.

https://www.amazon.com/StowAway-Tightener-Anti-Rattle-Stabilizer-Hitches/dp/B0001CMUV4

u/Schrockwell · 3 pointsr/amateurradio

Beautiful work, OP. It seriously looks like a real product.

For hams with a 2" hitch receiver, this works WONDERS as a base. Works great with the SOTA Beams telescoping pole, and I'm pretty sure the Jackite pole would fit as well (2.3" ID).

u/sp_40 · 3 pointsr/Dualsport

I run a hitch stabilizer (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01KZ25Y26/) which helps to significantly reduce the amount of play between your hitch and the carrier itself. That and some quality straps helps to keep everything snug and solid.

u/kstache · 2 pointsr/Dualsport

If you have some slop between the hitch rack and receiver, you can use a "hitch tightener" or "hitch anti-sway clamp" to get rid of it.

I think this is the one I use with my hitch rack:

https://www.amazon.com/StowAway-Tightener-Anti-Rattle-Stabilizer-Hitches/dp/B0001CMUV4

It's worked well with my XR650L, which is close to 350 lbf with a full tank of gas. I can just about stand on one edge of the rack without any twist between the rack and receiver. It eliminated a lot of bounce and sway of the rack with respect to my SUV.

u/Bobby_Grey · 2 pointsr/chevycolorado

Check out the beaver step by Smittybilt. i.e. ze rear end radiator spear.

Smittybilt 27046B Beaver Step for 2-Inch Hitch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004K23KQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_9cPqDb6JPVQX3

Also acts as a rear recovery point!

u/Don_Rummy586 · 2 pointsr/CampingGear

Or this if you don’t have time to make one.

u/NMHacker · 2 pointsr/Albuquerque

Trailer thefts happen all over the damn place. Here is an article of one in Orange, CA. One of the safest cities in the country. Many years ago, I used to deliver products to several cities around the west. I always took precaution s in securing the trailer I was towing. Every trailer I hauled had one of these, as well as one of these. Never had a problem. Point is, take precautions in securing your valuable, no matter where you are.

u/Level9TraumaCenter · 2 pointsr/Locksmith

One security-through-obscurity option if you have a trailer hitch. Also a 4-digit combo, but whatever.

u/GeneralMotors4lyfe · 2 pointsr/Trucks

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IVGA0G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_7jAMtCbb1stX6

This might be your best bet. I've had it for a couple on months now and not too bad. Got up go 80 MPH multiple times with no problem. Use a 2" PVC pipe from Home Depot and spray paint it black then get two eyehook screws and call it a day!

u/0verland3r · 2 pointsr/Subaru_Outback

Here's what I used on my 2015. CURT 56040 Custom Wiring Connector https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0031G8GME/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_cV1QokYoMupLk

It took about 15 minutes to install. Really easy.

u/squeamish · 2 pointsr/internetparents

I keep one of these on my car with spare cash and keys. It's handy and secure.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000I66JEM/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_JJvRub04VJK5M

u/BlackenedBlued · 2 pointsr/GrandCherokee

For the front and rear as long as you have a tow hitch in the rear.

u/410_Bacon · 2 pointsr/goprodiy

I would recommend a flag pole hitch mount like this one: Camco 51611 Hitch Mount Flagpole Holder https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IVGA0G and then get a flagpole in whatever length you need.

u/FJ60GatewayDrug · 2 pointsr/4Runner

You can get dual-receiver hitches to do exactly this. One for bikes, the other for a trailer.

First result, you get the idea: https://www.amazon.com/MaxxHaul-70070-Dual-Hitch-Extension/dp/B008CE09PM

u/gregbox · 2 pointsr/Crosstrek

I have been using the curt wiring harness for a few years. Works great, plugs into the factory plug in the trunk. CURT 56040 Wiring T-Connector https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0031G8GME?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

u/HowInTheHell · 2 pointsr/boating
u/mokujin · 2 pointsr/Jeep

as much as I dislike the rest of their stuff I bought this and it has worked well. A strap can fit over the end.

http://www.amazon.com/Smittybilt-27046B-Beaver-Step-Hitch/dp/B004K23KQ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426016305&sr=8-1&keywords=beaver+tail+smittybilt

u/Dif3r · 2 pointsr/motorcycles

Maybe take one of those boat propeller hitch covers and take off the propeller part and modify it to your helmet.

Eg like this http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00029JMXA?pc_redir=1407395366&robot_redir=1

u/cpgoss · 2 pointsr/CherokeeXJ
u/Chiotdufromage · 2 pointsr/pettyrevenge

Buy one of these. Charge them a hundred to remove it.

You're merely subletting the space at a premium rate. Notify them that electricity is fifty extra.

EDIT:formatting

u/AngrySquirrel · 2 pointsr/XVcrosstrek

Going to go with /u/scoopspoop here. I installed the 2" Curt hitch ($120). You don't have to do it from the inside. It's actually a really easy install, especially if you have someone to give you a hand getting the hitch into position. I used this video to get me through the process. I used a grinding stone in my drill to enlarge two frame holes to fit bolts and spacers. You could use a file, too, but it would just take longer.

If you're going to be using it to tow (vs just using it for a cargo carrier or bike rack) it's also simple to install a wiring harness. I got the Curt harness for less than $30 and installed it in about 15-20 minutes using this walkthrough video. Note that this install has the cable go out the hatch. It's possible to route it out the underside. I would've gone that way if I planned on towing frequently, but since I'm not going to be towing often, I like not having the wiring exposed when it's not needed.

u/boundingalong · 2 pointsr/GoRVing

I have two of these i installed to prevent bouncing and such. One on the car bike rack and one on the hitch on the rv the car is attatched to. Not sure about the one on the rv doing much but i am sure the one the car for the bike rack reduced the amount of moving around the bike rack does. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001CMUV4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/marx2k · 1 pointr/motorcycles

I equate that to these

u/ckster · 1 pointr/DIY

If you have a trailer hitch, just get one of these.

http://www.amazon.com/HitchSafe-HS7000T-HS7000-Key-Vault/dp/B000I66JEM

u/snowyhaijo · 1 pointr/Wrangler

I used this from Amazon. Made it really simple. Camco 51611 Hitch Mount Flagpole Holder https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IVGA0G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_JleIxb0T3VG59

u/mrbubbles916 · 1 pointr/paramotor

Get one of these hitch tighteners. It works really well at removing most of the shaking.

u/lgarza12 · 1 pointr/Jeep

Here you go https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IVGA0G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_AHUhAb22Y48TF

I used this flag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FA6BLC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_PIUhAbFC0RBT8


For the actual pole I bought a 4-5 foot fencing pole from Lowe's drilled some holes into it and bolted on some mounting clips for the flag then I spray painted the whole thing black... Oh and at the bottom there's a bolt that they give you to "secure the pole" but it's flimsy so I just went to Lowe's and bought a black hex key bolt and used that to actually secure it. Last thing I needed is the flag flying into the ocean lol

u/odarkshineo · 1 pointr/Miata

One bucket full of

Bulls Balls Truck Nuts, Solid Color-Flesh, 8" Tall Series, Made in USA https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019NH4952/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Ru1wDbP23MCDA

u/Helen_A_Handbasket · 1 pointr/GoRVing

Get a hitch tightener. It will alleviate much of the "normal" noises a hitch can make. But yes, like everyone else says, make sure your hitch etc is correct.

https://www.amazon.com/StowAway-Cargo-Carriers-20-6-Tightener/dp/B0001CMUV4

u/alexanderstkd · 1 pointr/ram_trucks

Home made, here’s the link to the flagpole holder:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IVGA0G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_9OVhDb4SM16VD

Also need the post, the flag, the cap to the post, and a three o-ring clamps. Two of the o-rings are are for the flag and one I put about midway up so I can lock down the post with ratchet straps to prevent swaying (makes it stable even on the highway)

u/taiguy · 1 pointr/Denver

Also, when you said you were looking for a bolt on hitch, were you talking about a ball mount? or the actual receiver hitch that mounts to your vehicles chassis?

there's a pretty big price difference between the two.

u/sbslater · 1 pointr/pics

Or you could to the opposite and put a trailer boot on it. A-hahaha! Watcha gonna do now buddy?

u/BornToTaco · 1 pointr/Dualsport

That was my concern when I picked it up so I ordered this just in case. It made it rock solid.

amazon

u/Digipatd · 1 pointr/CherokeeXJ

If you want to buy a flagpole mount, here's a good one on Amazon

u/SargentSchultz · 1 pointr/4Runner

+1 for ditch the running boards. The trailer hitch as well unless you plan to use it or need a strapping point. If so then one of these https://www.amazon.com/Smittybilt-29312B-Receiver-Shackle-Receivers/dp/B001CF1A7O and an actual recovery strap which is different than a tow strap. The best thing you can ever get for 4x4ing is a FRIEND to go with vs alone.

u/beepbeepitsajeep · 1 pointr/Jeep
u/erdzwerg · 1 pointr/de

https://www.amazon.de/GG-Claymore-Abdeckung-für-Anhängerkupplung/dp/B002IWYFVS

Der Preis ist natürlich Phantasie, aber der Hersteller liefert nicht nach Deutschland. Macht auch nen schmalen Fuss auf dem Schreibtisch. ü

u/E28A-AD61 · 1 pointr/XVcrosstrek

Bully BBS-1104L Black Bull Series Heavy-Duty Truck SUV LED Hitch Step on amazon

I cant recall where I got mine, it might have been Rockauto.com, but here is an amazon link

u/dante4226 · 1 pointr/4Runner

Here is the amazon link for the roof rack and extension

CURT 18115 Roof Rack Cargo Carrier https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004O844DS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_abVQlXXLpvsva

CURT 18117 Roof Rack Cargo Carrier Extension https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004O844EM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_98O8EexwyeZvt

u/sbtx83 · 1 pointr/Hookit

That's what I thought and everyone else said, but this one works perfectly.

https://www.amazon.com/Reese-Towpower-72783-Universal-Coupler/dp/B0008FUH46

u/1LX50 · 1 pointr/XVcrosstrek

Can't fix it being heavy, but you can use this to address the wobble: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001CMUV4/?coliid=I27GJD1GE71WLC&colid=3IEN4PCTO7GYG&psc=0

u/DogFarm · 1 pointr/overlanding
u/TheBeardKing · 1 pointr/GoRVing

Mine is 4000 lbs, but I'm only towing a pop-up.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008CE09PM/

u/ChickenPotPi · 1 pointr/cars

I was going to buy this

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0031G8GME/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_4?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

and take the connector off I just saw that as a waste.

u/MountainMantologist · 1 pointr/MechanicAdvice

Vehicle: 1999 Toyota Landcruiser

Trailer: U-Haul 6x12'

Hitch: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001EOV492/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


EDIT: Amazon is saying this won't fit my car - I'm guessing this is because the hitch set up wasn't standard? I don't know why it wouldn't fit otherwise. Here's a screenshot of the message.

u/sox3502us · 1 pointr/houston

If you have a truck I recommend one of these "F your front end" bumpers:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004K23KQ0/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/alf3311 · 1 pointr/boating

Since this is salt water I would be hesitant to get much of your truck in the water but you should be able to put the back wheels 2-3" under without risking damage to anything. A few extra inches could make the difference.

Also you could look at getting a slightly longer drawbar / ball mount. I have this one and its a few inches longer than this more common style.

FWIW I would be careful flooring your engine while on the trailer. That sounds dangerous, bad for the boat, and bad for the ramp. Can you not just shove off with a boat hook?

u/ILiveInAVan · 1 pointr/XVcrosstrek

This is the hitch step I purchased. Go Rhino 360t - 37.5 x 9.3 x 3.5 inches .

u/I_eat_satans_ass · 0 pointsr/Trucks

Another ME chiming in here.

My prediction on FMA is you're gonna snap that flag pole right where those eyebolts pass through it. No fancy ass metal base would stop that.


I agree, get something proper: http://smile.amazon.com/Camco-51611-Hitch-Flagpole-Holder/dp/B004IVGA0G (plus is someone rear ends you, they can be tried for treason)

u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt · 0 pointsr/AskReddit
u/xj4me · 0 pointsr/Jeep

One of these would work well in the trailer hitch.

u/Boogerschmidt · 0 pointsr/Kayaking

I highly recommend the very cheap kind that just straps to your roof. 30 seconds to put on, 30 seconds to take off. I have been using this one, and I'm super happy with it. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0015D19SS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I transport 2 17 foot yaks on the roof of my pickup truck in conjunction with one of these at roof level coming from the rear tow hitch
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HDL2DX6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/Tactless_Atheist · -2 pointsr/AskReddit
  • Purchase a wheel lock like THIS $163.

  • put horrible bumper stickers on their car that promote racism, rape, incest, pedophilia etc.

  • Buy a fish and tuck the fish some where under the hood or under neath the car where it wont fall.

  • Purchase a some rats or mice and get some peanut butter slather the peanut butter underneath the care and hope for the rats make a new home.

  • This is probably going to far but hear me out some times people need to be made an example of ... Loosen his lug nuts, cut his break lines, and carefully fill the care with Nitrous Oxide. This way he will become disoriented lose control of his car and get into a serious auto accident. Then murder his entire family and feed them to him while his favorite band tells him he is a loser and a cry baby.